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Exposing Metal Bands (satanic illuminati)

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Oh god, that website. It's such a cluster fuck. These dudes are out there, that's for sure.


Holy shit, that article is filled with so many inaccuracies.....

Orayn said:
Christwire is satire, but the OP video is legit high octane crazysauce.
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Thank god, I thought they were for real for a second.
 
The best article Ive read so far...

http://christwire.org/category/values/video-games/

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By Exbrony FARMVILLE has launched an all-out attack on Christianity with evolutionist dinosaurs, strange animal sex acts, genetically modified “Frankenfoods” and endorsement of the depraved furrysexual lifestyle — all while exposing unsuspecting users to the degenerate, perverted cultures of the Dutch, the Germans and other foreign races. In this shocking image taken directly from the FarmVille game, you can clearly see an ankylosaurus performing cross-species homogay mouthsex on a large male or “boomer” red kangaroo while a small boy in...
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this shits a joke site right?
 
Cptkrush said:
I hope I'm not late on this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6MjcSL5218

I was just browsing my facebook and a few of the bands i'm subscribed to shared this gem, there actually people in the world that believe this stuff? I feel like I'm living in the twilight zone after watching this.
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So you missed the '80s, then? The congressional hearings (led by Tipper Gore and her PMRC). The whole media Satanic panic over heavy metal, dungeons & dragons, and ouija boards? Ritual abuse behind every other door. Probably peaked when Geraldo had that special about Satanism.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMSf4CAEVLU

(And no, that was not a parody. That as broadcast on NBC as a news show. It was huge.)

I mean, you think it's gone, but go and count on how many religious channels there are TV. There are like 14 on DirecTV (not counting the two local ones).

And the media is no less hysterical. Look at all this bath salt crap.
 
There are a lot of fucking weirdos that don't get out much that create this shit. Those people circle-jerk themselves with this shit, and sometimes the feeble-minded fall into it as well. Nothing more to it than that though.
 
DiscoJer said:
So you missed the '80s, then? The congressional hearings (led by Tipper Gore and her PMRC). The whole media Satanic panic over heavy metal, dungeons & dragons, and ouija boards? Ritual abuse behind every other door. Probably peaked when Geraldo had that special about Satanism.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMSf4CAEVLU

(And no, that was not a parody. That as broadcast on NBC as a news show. It was huge.)

I mean, you think it's gone, but go and count on how many religious channels there are TV. There are like 14 on DirecTV (not counting the two local ones).

And the media is no less hysterical. Look at all this bath salt crap.
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Zombies are the new metalhead D&D fans... Which is kind of weird, since a good portion of those people are probably zombie fans.
 
DiscoJer said:
So you missed the '80s, then? The congressional hearings (led by Tipper Gore and her PMRC). The whole media Satanic panic over heavy metal, dungeons & dragons, and ouija boards? Ritual abuse behind every other door. Probably peaked when Geraldo had that special about Satanism.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMSf4CAEVLU

(And no, that was not a parody. That as broadcast on NBC as a news show. It was huge.)

I mean, you think it's gone, but go and count on how many religious channels there are TV. There are like 14 on DirecTV (not counting the two local ones).

And the media is no less hysterical. Look at all this bath salt crap.
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Yeah, I remember hearing about this stuff, but I wasn't around for it. They actually had congressional hearings about satanism? Isn't that against the separation of church and state?


BigJiantRobut said:
I know, it's crazy how people believe this stuff.
I mean, Bring Me the Horizon? Metal? Ludicrous.
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Oh man, I lost it.
 
They delete comments.

Mine was something like "at least pick some halfway decent bands if you're going to put work into a video, and now I've got to go back to the sex, drugs, and rock and roll I so obviously crave"
 
Suite Pee said:
They delete comments.

Mine was something like "at least pick some halfway decent bands if you're going to put work into a video, and now I've got to go back to the sex, drugs, and rock and roll I so obviously crave"
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It's the illuminati man, they're trying to keep you down man!
 
So according to the "related videos" there's going to be a major terrorist attack at the 2012 London Olympics. There were at least two videos on this topic that I noticed. I didn't know that was a thing now for the conspiracy types. :/
 
Apparently the illuminati has nothing better to do than recruit musicians.

I stopped reading comments to any song I listen to on youtube because how stupid people are on there.
 
Az987 said:
Apparently the illuminati has nothing better to do than recruit musicians.

I stopped reading comments to any song I listen to on youtube because how stupid people are on there.
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Music is a very effective platform for delivering a message.
 
Just think, 20 years ago we had to watch TV on Sunday and pay to have a VHS tape of this hilarity mailed to us.

Now, free online.

Truth be told, they go to some extreme lengths and cherry-pick to make their points. I can prove almost anything is Satanic, too.
 
The core of metal is sex, drugs and rock and roll. but the core of rock and roll is sex and drugs. so metal is (sex + drugs)^2?
 
Roman holiday
 
noun
1.
a public spectacle or controversy marked by barbarism, vindictiveness, or scandal.
2.
pleasure or advantage gained from the discomfort or suffering of others.

Roman Holiday lyrics by Nicki Minaj.

Take your medication, Roman
Take a short vacation, Roman
You'll be okay
You need to know your station, Roman
Some alterations on your clothes and your brain
Take a little break, little break
From your silencing
There is so much you can take, you can take
I know how bad you need a Roman holiday (Roman holiday)
A Roman holiday

You done, you tight?
You suck at life?
You don't want a round three? You done suffered twice
Worship the queen and you might could pass
Keep it real, these bitches couldn't wipe my ass
Anyway, stylist, go get Bvlgari
I am the ultimate Svengali
These bitches can't even spell that
You, you hoes buggin'
Repel that
Let me tell you this, sister
I am, I am colder than a blister
Cause my flow's the sickest
And I'm a lunatic
And this can't be cured with no Elixir
Cuz y'all know who da fuck, what da fuck, I do
I done put the pressure to every thug I knew
Quack quack to a duck and a chicken too
And put the hyena in a freakin zoo
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Svengali:
noun
a person who completely dominates another, usually with selfish or sinister motives.
Origin:
1940–45; after the evil hypnotist of the same name in the novel Trilby (1894) by George Du Maurier

Svengali is a fictional character in George du Maurier's 1894 novel Trilby. He is a hypnotist who makes the title character into a famous singer.

The word "svengali" has come to refer to a person who, with evil intent, controls another person by persuasion or deceit. The Svengali may feign kindness and use manipulation to get the other person to yield his or her autonomy.
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Bitch, twitch, bitch!
Motherfuckers right, this is World War 6
This right here might make a bitch die
And this right here gon make a bitch cry
And if we're being honest, I am such a great guy
And this what I do when a bitch breaks flock
I'mma put her in a dungeon under, under
All these bitches ain't eating
They dieing of hunger
Motherfucker I need, who the fuck is this ho
And yes maybe just a touch of tourettes
Get my wigs terrence go and get my beret

Come all ye faithful
Joyful and Triumphant
I am Roman Zolanski x3
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For her debut album, Minaj created another alter-ego named "Roman Zolanski".[69] She stated that in songs like "Bottoms Up" with Trey Songz it is not Minaj rapping, but instead Roman Zolanski, and claims that Roman is her "twin brother". She claims that he was born inside her, out of rage, and becomes him when she is angry. She has also said 'He is a demon inside her'.
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Roman Polanski was arrested and indicted on six counts: among them, perversion, sodomy and rape by use of drugs.
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Talking bout me, you talking about me?
I dare a motherf*cker, be talking about me
These bitches must be smokin' a couple of OC
They want the outline, I give them a goatee
G* motherf*cker they talking about me?
I dare a motherf*cker, be talking about me
These bitches must be smokin a couple of OC
Ha ba ba ba ba gum goatee
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So basically the song is about how Minaj likes to torture others cause life is stressful, and she does so under a male personality based on Roman Polanski.
 
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