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dabookerman
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hehe, but a good story nonetheless
 
One time I saw a pair of 19 year old girls go into a Wal-Mart but they left their car unlocked, so I hopped in their car and stole some pictures of them (they worked at Hooters!). I waited for them in their car until they got back, but one of them slammed my leg in the door and the other called the cops.

...they looked easy...

:(
 
Wrote and recorded a song for a girl in high school. This could have been sweet or nice if I knew what I was doing. Unfortunately I had only just started learning guitar, only knew bar chords and couldn't sing worth a damn. I recorded it on some 80s era voice recorder and it just sounded horrible. Only remember a few of the lyrics, they were along these lines - "you're so awesome, I want to buy you luuuuunch!" I knew it was awful but I convinced myself she would appreciate the thought. We didn't have locks our lockers at my school so one day I tossed the tape in hers.

Next day in my locker there's a note from her friend telling me in very strong terms not to contact the girl again. Then I found out she had shared the tape with all her friends. Believe me, unless you are a very accomplished musician, do not do this!
 
kathode said:
Wrote and recorded a song for a girl in high school. This could have been sweet or nice if I knew what I was doing. Unfortunately I had only just started learning guitar, only knew bar chords and couldn't sing worth a damn. I recorded it on some 80s era voice recorder and it just sounded horrible. Only remember a few of the lyrics, they were along these lines - "you're so awesome, I want to buy you luuuuunch!" I knew it was awful but I convinced myself she would appreciate the thought. We didn't have locks our lockers at my school so one day I tossed the tape in hers.

Next day in my locker there's a note from her friend telling me in very strong terms not to contact the girl again. Then I found out she had shared the tape with all her friends. Believe me, unless you are a very accomplished musician, do not do this!
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:lol :lol
 
This kid Calvin came up with a plan for me. At the school dance, he was going to put the moves on the girl I liked, and her being a good girl would resist. I would come in and save her.

So it's the night of the dance, I go to Calvin's car and say, "Hey you, get your damn hands off her," but he wasn't there! The school bully was in the car instead. The girl cries for help, and somehow I knocked the bully out!

I later married the girl :)
 
kathode said:
Wrote and recorded a song for a girl in high school. This could have been sweet or nice if I knew what I was doing. Unfortunately I had only just started learning guitar, only knew bar chords and couldn't sing worth a damn. I recorded it on some 80s era voice recorder and it just sounded horrible. Only remember a few of the lyrics, they were along these lines - "you're so awesome, I want to buy you luuuuunch!" I knew it was awful but I convinced myself she would appreciate the thought. We didn't have locks our lockers at my school so one day I tossed the tape in hers.

Next day in my locker there's a note from her friend telling me in very strong terms not to contact the girl again. Then I found out she had shared the tape with all her friends. Believe me, unless you are a very accomplished musician, do not do this!
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Just think that if you had done this now, you would have ended up being an internet celebrity.
 
RubxQub said:
One time I saw a pair of 19 year old girls go into a Wal-Mart but they left their car unlocked, so I hopped in their car and stole some pictures of them (they worked at Hooters!). I waited for them in their car until they got back, but one of them slammed my leg in the door and the other called the cops.

...they looked easy...

:(
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Clever girl
 
Guzim said:
This kid Calvin came up with a plan for me. At the school dance, he was going to put the moves on the girl I liked, and her being a good girl would resist. I would come in and save her.

So it's the night of the dance, I go to Calvin's car and say, "Hey you, get your damn hands off her," but he wasn't there! The school bully was in the car instead. The girl cries for help, and somehow I knocked the bully out!

I later married the girl :)
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marty mcfly?
 
NYR said:
Do you really need the question mark in your post?
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Did you?

Do I?!
 
I jumped down a flight of stairs to impress her and my shorts busted open so my entire rear was out because i had on no underware

I think her and her sister blushing means it worked
 
Count Dookkake said:
He should make like a tree and get outta here.
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It's leave, you idiot! "Make like a tree, and leave." You sound like a damn fool when you say it wrong...
 
kathode said:
Wrote and recorded a song for a girl in high school. This could have been sweet or nice if I knew what I was doing. Unfortunately I had only just started learning guitar, only knew bar chords and couldn't sing worth a damn. I recorded it on some 80s era voice recorder and it just sounded horrible. Only remember a few of the lyrics, they were along these lines - "you're so awesome, I want to buy you luuuuunch!" I knew it was awful but I convinced myself she would appreciate the thought. We didn't have locks our lockers at my school so one day I tossed the tape in hers.

Next day in my locker there's a note from her friend telling me in very strong terms not to contact the girl again. Then I found out she had shared the tape with all her friends. Believe me, unless you are a very accomplished musician, do not do this!
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Oh my god, yeah.

When people say you should do something to impress them, DON'T.

I had this mad crush on a girl when I was 16, I never ever spoke to her. I just thought she was hot. She was tall and had long black hair. I just wanted to bone her. But she was always with her friends. I thought the best time to confront her was to follow her, and wait for her to be alone in a secluded area. But this never ever happened :(.

In the end I wrote a long letter saying how I liked her and wanted to go out with her, bla bla. Turns out her friends read the letter, and yeah, things went down hill. Secondary school was shit.
 
Last year I was working at a YMCA like facility and I started talking to one of the lifeguards [and her friend] that was my age. After a week or so I knew I liked her a lot. One day her friend brought up what she wanted for her birthday, and Kirby [lifeguard] said she was still bitter that nobody made her a homemade double-layer chocolate cake with strawberry icing for her birthday that passed a few weeks prior. Before we left the place that day I said in a very obvious hint-hint kinda way "Double layer chocolate cake with strawberry icing, hmmm?" but she didn't really take notice.

I had an evening off a couple days later so I stopped by the grocery store and slaved in the kitchen for the night to make a real nice one. There was a temporary "Wait... what am I doing? What exactly am I going to DO with this cake?" but I figured something out.

The next day I didn't work with her, I had to work my other job. But, I stopped by to visit her and left a quarter slice of the cake in the fridge. I chatted with her at the lifeguard post for 20 minutes or so, then left doing some of my best acting: "I have to get going to make it to work on time... oh yeah, the front desk said something when I asked if you were here... something was left for you in the fridge, I think? Did you have someone coming by with lunch? I dunno, just check it out before you go."

I broke the no-cell-phones rule at work that night and was happy to receive a "I can't believe you did that! :)" text right around the time she was supposed to get off.

Long story short we date for two months and she broke up with me. Last week she waited on me at the place she waitresses... acted like we'd never met. :(

Oops, that was long. Sorry.
 
RubxQub said:
One time I saw a pair of 19 year old girls go into a Wal-Mart but they left their car unlocked, so I hopped in their car and stole some pictures of them (they worked at Hooters!). I waited for them in their car until they got back, but one of them slammed my leg in the door and the other called the cops.

...they looked easy...

:(
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Dude.......


WHAT THE FUCK
 
lol I did the whole write a song for a girl thing (man I was so dumb)

My story?

After auditioning for the college guitar ensemble.

Guitar Prof: "Hey you're really good. What's your major?"
Me: "I'm just a freshman, I haven't decided."
Prof: "Wanna major in classical guitar performance?"
Me: "Is that good? Is that fun?"
Prof: "Yeah, you get all the girls."
Me: "Ok."
 
ronito said:
lol I did the whole write a song for a girl thing (man I was so dumb)

My story?

After auditioning for the college guitar ensemble.

Guitar Prof: "Hey you're really good. What's your major?"
Me: "I'm just a freshman, I haven't decided."
Prof: "Wanna major in classical guitar performance?"
Me: "Is that good? Is that fun?"
Prof: "Yeah, you get all the girls."
Me: "Ok."
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:lol :lol :lol
 
I came into this thread ready to say "Well what about kidnapping" and I see the OP already beat me to it. :lol

Fidelis Hodie said:
I told her about my obsession with Pokemon.

and it worked. :lol
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Yet this actually worked?

ronito said:
lol I did the whole write a song for a girl thing (man I was so dumb)

My story?

After auditioning for the college guitar ensemble.

Guitar Prof: "Hey you're really good. What's your major?"
Me: "I'm just a freshman, I haven't decided."
Prof: "Wanna major in classical guitar performance?"
Me: "Is that good? Is that fun?"
Prof: "Yeah, you get all the girls."
Me: "Ok."
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As funny as that is, I know we'd all join. :lol
 
When I was six, I asked the school bully's little sister if she would have snack with me at recess. We both had little sandwich bags of cereal, but I had Chex, and she Fruit Loops. I couldn't have cared less about her. I just wanted those Fruit Loops.

While we were eating, I suggested we trade snacks. She knew Chex tasted like nothing and Fruit Loops like candy, so she refused. Then her brother came along with his primary school goons and started chanting "Arthrus and Caitlin sitting in a tree..."
I did the smart thing and put down my snack, ran at him and punched him in the face. Then, I turned around and got the hell out of there (being sure to snatch the girl's bag of cereal as I ran) before they could gang up on me. Being fast was the only thing that really stopped me from getting beat up in those years. What a shitty school I went to.
 
master15 said:
I think this guy outdoes the lot of you
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RubxQub said:
One time I saw a pair of 19 year old girls go into a Wal-Mart but they left their car unlocked, so I hopped in their car and stole some pictures of them (they worked at Hooters!). I waited for them in their car until they got back, but one of them slammed my leg in the door and the other called the cops.

...they looked easy...

:(
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We got him right here. :lol

Edit: As for me, I've done the whole write her a story thing and get her a gift. Problem was, they were all subconscious. I didn't realize I was trying to impress her for years. SMH
 
crowphoenix said:
We got him right here. :lol

Edit: As for me, I've done the whole write her a story thing and get her a gift. Problem was, they were all subconscious. I didn't realize I was trying to impress her for years. SMH
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Bah! :(
 
I guess the craziest thing I did was write some girl I just met once (but had her adress because we met in some school thing where there was a list) a letter, because we really hit it off in a huge way but were both too lame to follow up on it.

She didn't reply. Oh well, life certainly went on. :D

dabookerman said:
I thought the best time to confront her was to follow her, and wait for her to be alone in a secluded area. But this never ever happened :(.
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Dude, you're a stalker. :lol
 
When I saw 15 (I think) I was walking home with a girl from school, she was very cute and there was a mutual attraction between us. I had been trying to get with her for a while and I thought this was my big chance. My head was inflated and I thought it was gong to be a good night. At one point we started to cross a bridge with a small stream beneath it, then her phone rang. She placed her bag on the wall of the bridge and started to rummage through her bag. She dropped her phone over the side and luckily it landed on some grass, still ringing. With a hasty look over the edge of the bridge, I decided to vault the wall and retrieve the phone in super quick time, impressing her.

It turned out that I misjudged the height and I landed awkwardly on compact ground. I knew I had done some damage as soon as I landed. But I didn't scream out in pain or anything, I tried to keep a tough face on as a clambered back up with her phone.

The next 30 minutes were some of the most painful of my life. I continued to walk her home in agony, but without showing any pain. I could feel the colour draining from my face. I was very quiet and there was a few awkward silences. I declined her invite to go inside with her and stumbled home as fast as I could.

I went to the hospital later that night and it turned out that I had dislocated my shoulder and broken my wrist. If it wasn't for the gigantic shoulder pads on my school blazer then I'm sure she may well have vomited after seeing my shoulder. I was very sheepish the next week in school as everybody knew how I had injured myself. I had to wear a cast too for at least a month.

We just laughed it off in the end.

Good times.
 
Arthrus said:
When I was six, I asked the school bully's little sister if she would have snack with me at recess. We both had little sandwich bags of cereal, but I had Chex, and she Fruit Loops. I couldn't have cared less about her. I just wanted those Fruit Loops.

While we were eating, I suggested we trade snacks. She knew Chex tasted like nothing and Fruit Loops like candy, so she refused. Then her brother came along with his primary school goons and started chanting "Arthrus and Caitlin sitting in a tree..."
I did the smart thing and put down my snack, ran at him and punched him in the face. Then, I turned around and got the hell out of there (being sure to snatch the girl's bag of cereal as I ran) before they could gang up on me. Being fast was the only thing that really stopped me from getting beat up in those years. What a shitty school I went to.
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Nice. :lol
 
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