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So how exactly do these things get sold? Do they bank entirely on clueless parents and grandparents hearing "PS3" and "GTA" and buying the wrong thing? I find it hard to believe they can subsist entirely on that market!

They're actually pretty big in developing countries as cheaper "alternative".
 
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I'll never forget the PolyStation, so many broken promises and crushed dreams.


And its partner:
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80% of the games didn't work
5% did work
15% was the 5% games with different colors and names.

Gotta love how shameless it is. 100 games in 1 is fine, but 10 millions (almost)? How is that even possible? I bet they thought no one was going to read it.
 
The Treamcast at least was a real Dreamcast in a new shell with a monitor

I was going to ask this. I remember the Treamcast being a real Dreamcast with a screen, and Sega sued them or something.
 
I know we laugh at these cheap knockoffs, but for a poor kid in a poor country, these things can be the only gaming they get to play.
 
Gotta love how shameless it is. 100 games in 1 is fine, but 10 millions (almost)? How is that even possible? I bet they thought no one was going to read it.

I remember seeing something like that on the Home Shopping Network. Not a bootleg cartridge, but a shitty LCD handheld being advertised as having some ridiculous number of games but it was really like 7 games with different options and they considered each potential combination of options as its own entire game.
 
I dunno, the appeal of that portable NES is somewhat diminished when you realize you have to play it on an LCD.

Seems like a BenHeck mod or something, i'm sure you could find build instructions online. (probably stupidly difficult and expensive) :D

not to derail the thread but i can highly recommend the Hori PS3 screen though!

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Here in Argentina we never had the original NES or Famicom. Instead, we got good ol' Family Game:

Besides these ones, which looked more like the original Famicom, I used to see supermarket ads for other clones such as the PlayCreation (PS case), PolyStation and other ones which copied the Sega Genesis' case and controllers.

There were lots of 1,000,000 in 1 cartridges filled with sprite swaps of a few games or just downright broken stuff. I fondly remember a SMB which broke the tile drawing, so you had to guess or memorize where the bottomless pits were supposed to be.

I also remember a Sega Genesis clone that came with wireless IR controllers. It was nearly impossible for me to keep the controller aimed at the console all the time when I played it at a friend's house, so the games became artifically hard to play.

Not so long ago, I also think I saw a Famiclone-Wii or something. Famiclones and Genesis clones have been around here since forever, but nowadays they aren't as widespread as before.
 
Here in Argentina we never had the original NES or Famicom. Instead, we got good ol' Family Game:

B--but I had a Nintendo Family Game! With Mario on the box! I could swear it said "Nintendo" :(

But yeah, actually everyone discussing a NES will call it just "Family". Like, "do you remember that old Family game?"
 
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