A Certain Magical Index 4
So I'm told this sword chick is actually a decent character. Let's see for ourselves, shall we?
Sword chick says she got rid of everyone with a Rune, so her and Touma are all alone. She's pretty straightforward as she wants Index. After Touma resists, she demonstrates her ability, the ability to kill someone seven times, whatever that means. Of course, since this character isn't a complete moron, she's well aware of Touma's powers and shows the dude she means business. -- And now Touma's surrounded by wires which, not being magical, tear up touma's hand a bit. Wait, so you can actually attack people with something other than magic and electricity and crap? Touma, being the idiot he is, doesn't oblige and continues to get the shit beaten out of him. It'd actually be a refreshing change of pace if all the bad guys took two seconds to realize that Touma is a complete pussy at anything other than punching and kick his ass a bit instead of going for all the herky-jerky magic crap, but that wouldn't make things very interesting so whatever. -- Oh hey, more talking and stuff. At least Touma realizes how useless he is and tries to talk to sword chick, and hey, it actually kinda works. Oh look, the sword chick isn't really a bad guy and just wants to get Index back to protect her from her own ability or something. They're friends, you see?
Oh look, the commercial break. I feel like I'm totally mailing this in but I can only work with what I've got, right?
So Index is suffering from... information overload from being able to memorize everything! That's... kinda stupid but whatever, I'll roll with it. "We erased her memory?" "Why?" Touma, I like you and all, but you're being dense as a brick right now. -- After the incredibly obvious realization that they're erasing her memories to prevent overload because the books have to stay in there, sword chick does mention that she needs Index in three days, cause they can only do the memory erasure thing once a year to save her life.
Okay seriously I have to pause here cause we're 12:38 into the episode and this is how it's went so far: *talk* *talk* *SLASH* *KICK* *PUNCH* *talk* talk* *talk* *talk* *talk* I could go on you know. This is not compelling television.
Touma, of course, resists even more, saying that Index is his friend now and always was. I should point out that "was" in this case constitutes precisely two days but whatever, it's anime, you all know how it goes. After more bitching sword chick has had enough and gives Touma a thoroughly deserved verbal beatdown about how she and fire mage feel and how Touma doesn't know jack and shit, followed by the single best moment of the entire series to this point, Touma getting a roundhouse kick straight to the face, followed by the mother of all ass beatings.
See, if the entire show were just beating the shit out of Touma (and Index for that matter) it'd be the greatest show ever.
And now Touma rambles on about... actually I have no idea what the hell he's trying to say here, it doesn't really make any sense. Someone enlighten me maybe? -- And now we have Mikoto and Kuroko after an episode and a half hiatus. After noting some damage in the area Mikoto sees Index in a crowd. -- The sad part is that this commentary still isn't quite as boring as the episode itself, save for that minute of Touma rapage, that was pretty cool. -- Touma wakes up in bed three days later in Loli-sensei's house with Index, which just so happens to coincide with the memory erasure! Index mopes for a bit that she wasn't there to help him (maybe ditching him wasn't the best idea?). After some more empty character development, sword chick and fire mage show up. Index offers to give herself up so they don't attack Touma.
Seriously guys, I got nothing.