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[jobrro]

Man this legit shook me. Haruka why? I know it's a twist waiting to happen but still.

I got through Yakuza 1 and 2 at home before coming to Japan, I own Yakuza 3 on disc, Yakuza 4 from PS+ and Yakuza 5 from a digital preorder but I couldn't bring my PS3 because my luggage would have been overweight for the plane.

So basically I am up to but not started Yakuza 3 with no console. Was really looking forward to what changed between the PS2 and PS3 games too.

So it's either buy a second hand console here and download my games or wait until I go back for my PS3 slim.

 

[Atolm]

But since idols are virgins, is this Marian conception?

Philosoraptor.jpg

 

[SuperStiltzkin]

This is just gonna be another Rose X Campbell ruse.

 

[StereoVsn]

This is good stuff. Now throw a bear vs tiger bs Kiryu fight and we will have best game in the series.

 

[Lightning Count]

shiiiiiit son, there'a a character who goes to super-jail, breaks out of super-jail, then goes back to jail again, then breaks out of that jail, THEN FIGHTS A FUCKING BEAR

Spoiler

TWIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE

!

fucking love the Yakuza games.

He actually fights another bear if you include one of the substories.

 

[RedSwirl]

On the one hand, part of me wants them to have the balls to do this. On the other hand, the Yakuza series is about adopted kids. Kazuma was adopted, Haruko was adopted, it would make sense in the last story starring Kazuma to bring things full-circle by having Haruko adopt a kid. Then again having it be her kid would be another way of bringing things full circle since that's how Haruko herself got introduced in Yakuza 1.

 

[thetrin]

It's probably just an old man disguised as a baby.

Or the baby is actually a bomb and no one is going to figure that out until it's too late.

Or someone is going to stand near a window with the baby and get shot

I actually hope at least 2 out of these 3 things happen.

 

[katagai]

It's probably just an old man disguised as a baby.

Or the baby is actually a bomb and no one is going to figure that out until it's too late.

Or someone is going to stand near a window with the baby and get shot

I actually hope at least 2 out of these 3 things happen.

 

[jayu26]

It feels like I became Grandfather and I'm only 28.

 

[lucebuce12]

God, I still remember that side quest. It came out of fucking nowhere.

And Kiryu will handle the baby just fine. He's already a fantastic father and has some experience in handling babies.

 

[potatohead]

Holy shit this is megaton worthy.

Did she adopt the baby?

 

[30yearsofhurt]

Stolen from warios twitter.

there better be a QTE waiting for that kid at the end of that toss.

 

[Vlaphor]

there better be a QTE waiting for that kid at the end of that toss.

...or a heat action.

"Kazuma grabs the baby with one hand, uses his other hand to remove the diaper and shove it half-way down that guys throat"

Still not the most messed up heat action the series has seen. That goes to these two in this video

https://youtu.be/e2nzQi0X-ZU?t=122

 

[Kaizer]

You are not the father.

Stolen from warios twitter.

Maaaaaaaan, Yakuza is just the best LMAO

 

[UnluckyKate]

You are not the father.

Yakuza GIFs are the best.

 

[cj_iwakura]

...or a heat action.

"Kazuma grabs the baby with one hand, uses his other hand to remove the diaper and shove it half-way down that guys throat"

Still not the most messed up heat action the series has seen. That goes to these two in this video

https://youtu.be/e2nzQi0X-ZU?t=122

Shijima's samurai-esque one in 5 is amazing, where he lifts the guy's chin up with the point of the bat then knocks the hell out of him.