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Mermandala said:
Vas, you are the spitting image of a sensitive young Billy G.

There. Now I've insulted you beyond mere chubby sumo jabs. Those guys poking were probably hungry, don't be surprised if one licks your arm next time. Japan will eventually consume you.
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I'd have to destroy something sacred and beautiful before I'm just like Billy G.
 
a mate of mine got the same treatment as vas_a_morir when he went to japan, though perhaps not as bad.. apparently they called him fat with a tone of politeness, as if it was a compliment (he'd be about the same physique as vas, as far as i can tell from the pic)
 
They poked you in the stomach and laughed?

In Taiwan complete strangers walk up to me and do much worse. I've had random people walk up to me and spend 20 minutes giving sincere diet advice. I've had people ask to take photos with the 'elephant man' (actual quote). I usually get elevators to myself because people will rush to get off when I step inside. Sometimes when I order food, they waiter will say 'Are you SURE?' (incredulous face).

So enjoy that famous Japanese politeness. You would have it much worse here.. And I don't even think you are fat. Go figure?
 
A lot of sumo don't start off as fat (which actually is kind of a misnomer, most sumo are very muscular).

One of the highest ranking Sumo "Kotoushu" is not even the slightest bit fat.
 
I'm thinking that maybe the west could do with some stomach poking and some finger pointing. I'm sure it would help our obesity levels :P
 
vas_a_morir said:
They probably said something cruel about his weight when he inquired about the food. That's my guess. He said "I could eat three triples by myself? FUCK YOU."

As a chubby guy living in Japan, comments about your size really really get to you. The comments hurt your feelings and are oftentimes emasculating. I almost punched some guys who were poking my belly and laughing (I'm not even that fat! I'm 6 foot tall and 190 pounds!). In Tokyo, you have to just tell them, but in Kentucky, I would have to swing to defend my manhood.
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Asian people don't think it's rude to tell someone when they are fat. I find it hilarious.
 
sprsk said:
A lot of sumo don't start off as fat (which actually is kind of a misnomer, most sumo are very muscular).

One of the highest ranking Sumo "Kotoushu" is not even the slightest bit fat.
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Baruto also started out rather small, too. Truth is, I'm too fucking weak anyway. haha.

jorma said:
I'm thinking that maybe the west could do with some stomach poking and some finger pointing. I'm sure it would help our obesity levels :P
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Sure got my ass on the bike again. (The were poking bellies because they were feeling up rather homosexually (Not that there is anything wrong with that) my friend who works out's lean stomach, and then they started poking mine and thought the contrast was quite the rib-tickler. tee hee hee. The problem is, they had no idea how short of a fuse Americans have when it comes to emasculating insults.)
 
vas_a_morir said:
They probably said something cruel about his weight when he inquired about the food. That's my guess. He said "I could eat three triples by myself? FUCK YOU."

As a chubby guy living in Japan, comments about your size really really get to you. The comments hurt your feelings and are oftentimes emasculating. I almost punched some guys who were poking my belly and laughing (I'm not even that fat! I'm 6 foot tall and 190 pounds!). In Tokyo, you have to just tell them, but in Kentucky, I would have to swing to defend my manhood.
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i've never understood the logic behind making fun of someone who is literally twice your size.

seems... alittle risky.
 
Damn I feel fat now, 6'4" 225 pounds, but my friend has a Japanese gf, I have eaten steaks bigger then her, but anyways different places, different normal weight.
 
yankeeforever2 said:
Damn I feel fat now, 6'4" 225 pounds, but my friend has a Japanese gf, I have eaten steaks bigger then her, but anyways different places, different normal weight.
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if it makes you feel better, i'm 6'4 240.

225 is a good weight man.
 
Pandaman said:
if it makes you feel better, i'm 6'4 240.

225 is a good weight man.
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yeah it was my Wii fit goal:lol :lol that plus a gym membership helped, but been swinging back up around 230 recently. Still have a gut just no one notices it when I dress up, so its all good.
 
The thing with Japan is that NOBODY is fat there, maybe 5% of the population. It's the polar opposite of North America. Any weight at all stands out, even amounts that here nobody would even notice.

That said, I never saw anybody making weight cracks about anyone, you were hanging around some jerkoffs. Shoulda noogied them.
 
iamaustrian said:
you guys have McDonald's inside of Walmarts?
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I don't know where you live, but it's not exclusive to the US. There is Mcdonalds inside Walmarts in Canada too. But since both our countries are neighbors, i guess it's not surprising.
 
Pandaman said:
i've never understood the logic behind making fun of someone who is literally twice your size.

seems... alittle risky.
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But they were Japanese and in a group so it was like old school times for them, I'm sure.
 
Bisnic said:
I don't know where you live, but it's not exclusive to the US. There is Mcdonalds inside Walmarts in Canada too. But since both our countries are neighbors, i guess it's not surprising.
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in fact, that's where i saw a double big mac. in CANADA. D:

oh god at that fat guy responding to the 13-14 year olds.
"FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOOU!!! vera, where's my asprin? i think i'm having a heart attack! FUCK YOU!!!!!"
 
Stabby McSter said:
in fact, that's where i saw a double big mac. in CANADA. D:
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The "Big Mac" isn't even that big though, minus the bread. It only has about 3oz of beef, less than a quarter-pound hamburger. It's something like 570 calories, which is less than some drinks from Starbucks, and a lot of that is just from the sauce.
 
CrayzeeCarl said:
The "Big Mac" isn't even that big though, minus the bread. It only has about 3oz of beef, less than a quarter-pound hamburger. It's something like 570 calories, which is less than some drinks from Starbucks, and a lot of that is just from the sauce.
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big macs are probably one of the smallest main menu items they have. doubling it really didn't do much either.
 
vas_a_morir said:
They probably said something cruel about his weight when he inquired about the food. That's my guess. He said "I could eat three triples by myself? FUCK YOU."

As a chubby guy living in Japan, comments about your size really really get to you. The comments hurt your feelings and are oftentimes emasculating. I almost punched some guys who were poking my belly and laughing (I'm not even that fat! I'm 6 foot tall and 190 pounds!). In Tokyo, you have to just tell them, but in Kentucky, I would have to swing to defend my manhood.
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I would've done the sumo pose and yell "DOSUKOI!" and then sumo slap the shit outta that guy.
 
vas_a_morir said:
Here I'll take a picture:

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The next sumo champion of Japan.
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You look like the dude from the Raisin Bran Crunch Commercials.
 
Ratba said:
But they were Japanese and in a group so it was like old school times for them, I'm sure.
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i wonder if there's a 'how many Japanese people could you beat in a fight' quiz...
 
vas_a_morir said:
They probably said something cruel about his weight when he inquired about the food. That's my guess. He said "I could eat three triples by myself? FUCK YOU."

As a chubby guy living in Japan, comments about your size really really get to you. The comments hurt your feelings and are oftentimes emasculating. I almost punched some guys who were poking my belly and laughing (I'm not even that fat! I'm 6 foot tall and 190 pounds!). In Tokyo, you have to just tell them, but in Kentucky, I would have to swing to defend my manhood.
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maybe it's because a lot of our other friends are REALLY FUCKING fat (:lol ), but, dude, i'd never call you fat, especially after losing weight! you don't look big at all. i can't imagine how much weight you've lost since being in japan. ; p i weigh 145 and i manage to lose weight every time i'm there.
 
sprsk said:
A lot of sumo don't start off as fat (which actually is kind of a misnomer, most sumo are very muscular).

One of the highest ranking Sumo "Kotoushu" is not even the slightest bit fat.
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Come on, he's at least a little fat, by anyone's standards.

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