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[jamesinclair]

Anyone else notice how the top is normal? His arms arent fat, nor is his face or upper chest.

Im called genetic issue on this.

 

[Raiden]

OMG THATS THE BIGGEST NUTSACK I HAVE EVER SEEN!!!!!

 

[Doom_Bringer]

OMG THATS THE BIGGEST NUTSACK I HAVE EVER SEEN!!!!!

:lol It really does looks like a nutsack

 

[Kuroyume]

He probably would be skinny if Nintendo didn't exist.

 

[bjork]

Is it wrong that I made this the desktop image on our work computer?

 

[Raiden]

Is it wrong that I made this the desktop image on our work computer?

Would it be wrong if i took a picture of my nutsack and posted it in here as an comparison shot?

 

[Mikey 2x4]

Is it wrong that I made this the desktop image on our work computer?

No, because I did, too!

 

[AdmiralViscen]

There are about 25 fucking hilarious posts in this topic.

We should all thank Manuel for bringing us a bit of joy today.

Thanks, Manuel!

 

[choplifter]

I'll bet he could shatter the 1 mile run with his lightning quick speed and endurance.

what an athlete.

 

[Raiden]

ITS FAT JOKES TIME!!!!


This dude is so fat, when he rolls over he's still on the same side!




BWHHAHAHA ITS FUNNEH BECUZ ITS TRUE LOL AM I RITE????

 

[Icanplaythat]

Is it wrong that I made this the desktop image on our work computer?

Don't be, this is my desktop image.

 

[Diablos]

ITS FAT JOKES TIME!!!!


This dude is so fat, when he rolls over he's still on the same side!




BWHHAHAHA ITS FUNNEH BECUZ ITS TRUE LOL AM I RITE????

UR MOM IS SO FAT SHES ON BOTH SIDES OF THE FAMILY!!!

LOLOLOL AMIRITE?

 

[Raiden]

UR MOM IS SO FAT SHES ON BOTH SIDES OF THE FAMILY!!!

LOLOLOL AMIRITE?

UR MOM IS SO FAT THEY CALLED GREENPEACE WHEN SHE WAS SUNBATHING AT THE BEACH!!!


LOL AM I RITE???

 

[AdmiralViscen]

Don't be, this is my desktop image.

..What is that? Photoshopped kitten? Puppy?

 

[Diablos]

LOLOLOLOLOL

UR MOM HAS MORE CHINS THAN A CHINESE PHONEBOOK LOLOL

UR MOM IS SO FAT SHE WALKED BY THE TV AND I MISSED 3 EPISODES

UR MOM IS SO FAT SHE HAS HER OWN AREA CODE!!!

UR MOM IS SO FAT SHE PUT ON A PAIR OF BVD'S AND THE SIDEWALK SPELLED OUT BOULEVARD LOLOL


LOL AMIRITE

 

[Icanplaythat]

..What is that? Photoshopped kitten? Puppy?

A newborn kitten, Cy(short for Cyclops) was born with one eye and no nose. It died after one day. Link posted for verification.

http://www.ksat.com/family/6029862/detail.html?rss=ant&psp=news

 

[Raiden]

LOLOLOLOLOL

UR MOM HAS MORE CHINS THAN A CHINESE PHONEBOOK LOLOL

UR MOM IS SO FAT SHE WALKED BY THE TV AND I MISSED 3 EPISODES

UR MOM IS SO FAT SHE HAS HER OWN AREA CODE!!!

UR MOM IS SO FAT SHE PUT ON A PAIR OF BVD'S AND THE SIDEWALK SPELLED OUT BOULEVARD LOLOL


LOL AMIRITE

LOLLERPOWER


UR MOM IS SO FAT WHEN SHE STEPS ON A SCALE, IT READS ONE AT A TIME PLS

UR MOM IS SO FAT THAT HER SNEAKERS NEED LICENSE PLATES

UR MOM IS SO FAT WHEN GOD SAID LET THERE BE LIGHT HE ASKED HER TO MOVE HER FAT ASS

UR MOM IS SO FAT WHEN SHE SAT ON A RAINBOW SKITTLES POPPED OUT

LOLZAMIRITE???

 

[Doom_Bringer]

damn these yo momma jokes are soooo 1999.

 

[Diablos]

Haha more like 1995.

 

[Raiden]

Man that was a good year.


Edit: Whoa i could have sweared i readed "more like 1994"

Am i hallucinating? Am i going to die?

 

[Diablos]

No, I bumped it up a year

 

[hXc_thugg]

Man that was a good year.


Edit: Whoa i could have sweared i readed "more like 1994"

Am i hallucinating? Am i going to die?

lolz that sentence was fun to read

 

[WordAssassin]

 

[Diablos]

:lol

 

[Ronok]

OMG......... o.o

Seriously, at what point does suicide become murder? Cause I KNOW them last 200lbs didn't come from no where........ Seriously.

 

[jenov4]

:lol :lol :lol :lol at the replies in this thread. Man, it turned from slightly depressing to gut busting funny. you're all going to hell btw.

 

[White Man]

Jesus christ, cut holes in a tarp and wear it as a muumuu or something. Nobody needs to see that much skin.

 

[Kabuki Quantum Lover]

Manuel Uribe weighs 546kg.
He lies to bed all day and his only hope to survive is if he can get a stomachoperation.
In Mexico where there's alot of poverty still 75% of everyone over 30 is overweight.

Tetsuo: "Ka-ne-da! Heeeeelp me!"

 

[Y2Kev]

:lol:lol:lol:lol

This thread. Jabba the hutt post wins post of thread.

 

[tapedeck]

a small part of me has died

 

[koam]

 

[Rekwest]

75% of everyone in Mexico is overweight? Damn, that is worse than America!

Mexico is in America and that 75% is lie.

 

[GaimeGuy]

holy jeez, his left leg looks like it's dislocated or something the way it's pointing back

Most likely some (or a lot) of his bones have snapped from the force of his own weight.

 

[tapedeck]

Doc "did your heart just beat, or did someone flush a toilet?"

 

[Ichirou]

I didn't know that your feet can get fat. As for the naked bit, sure there may be no cloths that fit him but at the very least he could wear like a tophat and tie just to show us that he is trying.

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

 

[bobjuice]

What a burden on the world

Fat people make me sick

 

[UltraMarioMan]

He should join up with the worlds tallest man, the worlds harriest man, and the worlds ugliest man and fight crime.

 

[WordAssassin]

He should join up with the worlds tallest man, the worlds harriest man, and the worlds ugliest man and fight crime.

How?

Unless the other three just used his fat folds to keep their villians in. Kinda like the Ghostbusters' Containment Unit, only...it's a dude.

 

[MrPing1000]

I didn't know that your feet can get fat. As for the naked bit, sure there may be no cloths that fit him but at the very least he could wear like a tophat and tie just to show us that he is trying.

:lol :lol :lol


and lol jabba DOES look thinner

 

[Mike Works]

 

[Ford Prefect]

Not only are there clothes big enough for him, but they're super cheap, too:

 

[Pedigree Chum]

Not only are there clothes big enough for him, but they're super cheap, too:

Honestly those wouldn't even be big enough. You'd have to sew a few of them together.

 

[Ned Flanders]

I'll bet if you chucked him into the sun, the entire universe would smell like refried beans.

 

[Ronok]

Only difference being Snorlax doesn't look like his flesh is running away from his bones. v.v;;

 

[Talas]

That guy lives in my city, he has been on the local news quite a lot lately :/

 

[Pedigree Chum]

That guy lives in my city, he has been on the local news quite a lot lately :/

Go visit him and take pics for GAF.

 

[Ford Prefect]

Go visit him and take pics for GAF.

Really, just tell him you have cake and he'll let you take as many as you want.

 

[Talas]

Go visit him and take pics for GAF.

Hell no, I can almost imagine the smell.

 

[Tiger]

Hell no, I can almost imagine the smell.

You should be able to smell him now. Put your head out the window and report back immediately.

 

[PhoenixDark]

Manuel Uribe weighs 546kg.
He lies to bed all day and his only hope to survive is if he can get a stomachoperation.
In Mexico where there's alot of poverty still 75% of everyone over 30 is overweight.

MEGATON!