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[GoodMorning]

Call me Nemo... Cause I'm gonna touch that butt.

 

[Raiden]

If your left leg is christmas and your right one new years, can i swing by during the holidays?


Works better in my language i guess. Also pickup lines never work except when they're completely ridiculous and you go into a conversation from there.

 

[zeemumu]

If you were a booger I'd rearrange the alphabet so that you fell down from heaven.

 

[Boston]

If I flip a coin right now, what's the chance I'm getting head?

 

[zma1013]

"I have $50 here with your shame written all over it."

 

[Rad-]

"Want to try a magic trick? We fuck and you disappear."

"Would you want to sleep tonight the same way I do every night? With a dick between your legs."

 

[Jill Sandwich]

This guy is the master

 

[Meesh]

Not mine but...

Your dad must be a plumber cuz you got a nice shitter.

 

[Raiden]

Not mine but...

Your dad must be a plumber cuz you got a nice shitter.

This would be amazing from a guy with an Irish accent.

 

[FUBAR McDangles]

This one is situational, but go up to a girl at a park or on the sidewalk or something.

"Hey could you do me a real quick favor? Could you hold onto something for me while I go for a walk?"

And stick out your hand.

 

[George Claw M.D.]

"When you walk, it looks like your ass is chewing bubble gum. Chew it, girl!"

"Does my dick stink? Then, I'm clean."

 

[Oersted]

This one is situational, but go up to a girl at a park or on the sidewalk or something.

"Hey could you do me a real quick favor? Could you hold onto something for me while I go for a walk?"

And stick out your hand.

Did that ever work?

 

[Pikmindictator]

I seem to have lost my phone number. Could I have yours?

 

[Joe]

Has anyone ever told you how absolutely gorgeous....my eyes are?

 

[davepoobond]

You've never had a girl tell you she wanted to rape you? It's kind of awesome. It started out as her making a joke about raping me, me threatening to rape her back, and eventually just turned into "rape-fight".

Uh. Hm.


Uh. .... Uhhhhh

 

[Chopper]

Get in the van.

 

[Raiden]

Has anyone ever told you how absolutely gorgeous....my eyes are?

This one is pretty good actually, and could work.

 

[John Kowalski]

hey, mind if i take quick pic of you, project for school

thanks, if you want i can send it to your email

thanks, see you around

*go home and have sex with gf*

 

[blame space]

I'm not sure I follow that one, John.

 

[John Kowalski]

It's a secret to everybody.

brb printing hot chicks on sexy ilford

 

[Keyouta]

Damn girl, are you my appendix? Because I don't know how you work, but you're giving me this funny feeling in my stomach and it makes me wanna take you out.

"You know how pick-up lines never work? Then how come this one does?"

Then just watch them process it for the next 10 seconds.

Lol, okay, I laughed at these.

 

[johnny_park]

I'm no weatherman, but you can expect 2 inches tonight.

You smell like trash, can I take you out?

 

[sixteen-bit]

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