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[Buttonbasher]

This title change has now made me interested in the movie.

 

[PumpkinPie]

Thiaf :lol

 

[sixteen-bit]

This title change has now made me interested in the movie.

movie studio's mission accomplished

 

[vicissitudes]

Guys, despite the title, after the last movie they have absolutely nowhere to go besides up. That shit was bottom of the barrel. It was under the barrel.

I've heard that one before.

 

[brandonh83]

I've heard that one before.

*sigh* yeah it'll probably manage to somehow be even worse.

 

[Joel Was Right]

:lol Anal destination? Now thats a movie I can get behind

I'm dying :lol :lol :lol Oh god :lol :lol My chest hurts

 

[weekend_warrior]

ANAL Destruction.

 

[Degen]

the last one in the series will be called "final final destination" if this is the level of creativity we're working with

 

[Bitmap Frogs]

I bet they hired an analrapist to help with the title.

I had my head held by my open palm with the elbow supporting the whole thing with the side result of minor pressure on my left cheek while casually browsing this fine forum.

At that moment, reading that post produced a burst of laugnter which being impaired by the hand pressuring the cheek resulted in the expelled air moving around the compressed mouth in a chaotic fashion resulting in gently tickles all over the pallate, tongue and cheek even with minor leakage upwards and outwards through the nose until finally the lips opened and the miffled laughter turned into a full blown guffaw.

As awesome as it was, I've sadly been unable to reproduce such a wonderful effect which no doubt I shall remember for a long, long time.

Sincerely grateful,

William.

 

[Mudkips]

the last one in the series will be called "final final destination" if this is the level of creativity we're working with

I guessed "final final destination" for this one.

 

[Count Dookkake]

Butt seriously, I love this series.

Eff the haters, 4 was awesome. Great credit sequence, minimal exposition, clever kills and it had almost the same ending as

Spoiler

Inglourious Basterds

but in 3D.

 

[Insane Metal]

WTF? This CAN'T be true :lol :lol :lol

 

[Interfectum]

"If you want a good bang for the buck this fall, you can't go wrong with 5NAL." - Yahoo Movies

 

[Insane Metal]

Should be Deathiscuming.com

:lol :lol

 

[Chamber]

I thought the 4th movie was going to be the last hence the title, THE Final Destination.

Guess it is easy money though.

 

[MiniBossBattle]

Wow. I can hear the high fives coming from the the film producers office.

 

[Red Scarlet]

Sounds like a subtitle for those Human Centipede movies.

 

[The Technomancer]

The 5 doesn't even look like an A. Why do we all immediately see Anal? It must just be the nal part, our brain assumes the rest :lol :lol :lol

 

[MustacheBandit_]

I went on my phone to text this to a friend and when I typed 5nal, my iPhone auto-corrected it to anal.

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

 

[brandonh83]

:lol

 

[The Super Bob]

I don't know if I'm more surprised by how crap the title is or the fact that they're making a fifth Final Destination. I thought they had stopped making them after 3. I can imagine the board meeting that decided the title...

Sounds like a subtitle for those Human Centipede movies.

This.

 

[Jasoco]

I was afraid they were gonna call it "The Final Destination 2" or something that would have actually made more sense since it was a reboot.

 

[The Technomancer]

I was afraid they were gonna call it "The Final Destination 2" or something that would have actually made more sense since it was a reboot.

Yeah, my first thought as well was something like just calling it "F.D: Final Destination" or something

 

[brandonh83]

"F.D: Final Destination"

suddenly Anal Destination is alright

 

[Baron Doggystyle von Woof]

can't wait for the porn mock up, oh wait..

 

[Minamu]

I expected Final Destination 3D but this is so much worse :S

 

[Mashing]

Fivenal or Snal is how most people will see it at first.

Actually Anal Destination is the first thing I thought of. A great title for a porno btw.

 

[Get'sMad]

I've never seen one of these movies but from the information I've gathered from seeing previews in the past its just a bunch ridiculous death scenes right?

Maybe the series needs a reboot....like more realistic scenarios.

Say its Jimmy's 6 year old birthday party

Everyone's there, mom, dad, grandma, grandpa, little Jenny from the block, Danny, you know EVERYONE

Dad's never been bashful about how much he likes Marlboro reds and extra Country Crock on his potatoes

Dad's lighting the candles on Timmy's cake and as he is about to put the flame to candle number 6 he loses consciousness and falls face first into the cake

Dad dies of heart attack and the party ends

 

[the_log_ride]

:lol no freaking way

 

[The Technomancer]

I mean, it would have made more sense for like, 5aw. At least 5 looks like an S

 

[RedStep]

I've never seen one of these movies but from the information I've gathered from seeing previews in the past its just a bunch ridiculous death scenes right?

Maybe the series needs a reboot....like more realistic scenarios.

Say its Jimmy's 6 year old birthday party

Everyone's there, mom, dad, grandma, grandpa, little Jenny from the block, Danny, you know EVERYONE

Dad's never been bashful about how much he likes Marlboro reds and extra Country Crock on his potatoes

Dad's lighting the candles on Timmy's cake and as he is about to put the flame to candle number 6 he loses consciousness and falls face first into the cake

Dad dies of heart attack and the party ends

FD2 had kind of a similar scene, but with a BBQ.

 

[Spire]

For most guys, Anal is the final destination.

 

[PantherLotus]

:lol