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Finally a chair for real men

A man's chair is the Aeron, all shiny and chrome, to do work ergonomically and productively.


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Just ordered one of these a few days ago.
A chair that cost more than some computers I've owned, but I think my back will thank me.
I looked at them and one of the other Herman Miller models, I think the Aeron? Seems like people rate them pretty highly.

My work and home workstations both have a conversion desk that goes up and down easily, so I think I'm fine mostly just standing for the time being.
 
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Came in here 80% sure I was gonna see a chair with a dildo attached to it pointing up from the seat.
I'm sure that'll be in the revision of this model. This whole manspreading stupidity has made me purposely manspread and manspread hard. My fucking legs are all over the place like a God damn spider. I make sure to slightly thrust too and wear revealing underwear for added intimidation.
 
I'm sure that'll be in the revision of this model. This whole manspreading stupidity has made me purposely manspread and manspread hard. My fucking legs are all over the place like a God damn spider. I make sure to slightly thrust too and wear revealing underwear for added intimidation.
I'm sure that'll be in the revision of this model. This whole manspreading stupidity has made me purposely manspread and manspread hard. My fucking legs are all over the place like a God damn spider. I make sure to slightly thrust too and wear revealing underwear for added intimidation.
My friend has gay underwear to fuck with people. He has underwear that says BOY TOY and TROPHY BOYFRIEND. Sometimes he wears really small pants so when he bends over you can read them. I bet that women just stare at him when he bends over. That triggers me.
 
My friend has gay underwear to fuck with people. He has underwear that says BOY TOY and TROPHY BOYFRIEND. Sometimes he wears really small pants so when he bends over you can read them. I bet that women just stare at him when he bends over. That triggers me.

You should ask him how the air inside the closet is
 
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He sounds gay to me.
The Pleasure The Pleasure Oh he has a girlfriend? He can't possibly be gay then.
Just going to leave this here. Not my life goal or anything like that.
 
The Pleasure The Pleasure Oh he has a girlfriend? He can't possibly be gay then.
Just going to leave this here. Not my life goal or anything like that.
You could have just said John Travolta.
 
They removed Clinton from any prominent mention and play up Trump, despite his administration being the one with the balls to go after Epstein.

There is no proven "close tie" with Trump. Trump banned the fucker for trying to molest girls of staff and visitors at Mar A Lago.
A man's chair is the Aeron, all shiny and chrome, to do work ergonomically and productively.


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I knew I recognized this chair. My boss has it, I hate it. Mesh materials drive me insane at the touch. I need solid shit like leather.
Clarification: Not like toe curling omg so sexy insane, but more like instant-rage insane.
You could have just said John Travolta.
Coulda also said my dad, but I chose not to ok!
 
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It's astonishing how much some women truly hate men. The irony of course being that they wouldn't exist without one. So really, they hate themselves.

It's also astonishing how women openly hating men is considered just fine by society.
 
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I just honestly can't believe society has stooped to this level of ridiculousness. Clown world doesn't even cut it anymore as a descriptive title.
 
I fucking bet that if those were to be sold to the masses, the distribution would end up being men buying the "women-spread chair" and women buying the "anti-manspreading chair".

But those things look like torture devices, tbh.
 
What's wrong with manspreading on a chair meant for one person?
Manspreading isn't bad because it inconveniences nearby people.

It's bad because it makes men comfortable.

Men should never be comfortable.

Men should always be miserable in all kinds of ways. It makes Feminist's nipples hard.
 
It's also astonishing how women openly hating men is considered just fine by society.

I don't even know what we did, lol.

Edit: Similar to how I often felt when my ex was miffed with me. After a while you just shrug, and say, "OK".
 
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