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http://video.adultswim.com/on-cinem...ter-ascending-and-planes-fire-and-rescue.html

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/On_Cinema

"On Cinema is a weekly podcast series and comedic webseries about film produced and hosted by Tim Heidecker featuring Gregg Turkington."

My attempt to transcribe the relevant part:

- This is an exciting, fascinating, super hero, scifi movie.
- And it's a great movie. It's not all realistic, these aren't things that happen normally in your day to day life but sometimes it's good to escape, that's why we go to the movies. So we live in a fantasy world for a few minutes and Mila Kunis provides the eye candy and there's plenty of CGI and this is just a fun popcorn movie. I give it 5 bags [of popcorn].
- I love this movie, I give it 3 bags of popcorn.
- 3 bags? That's not very many for this movie.
- Yeah, but it's not an Oscar contender so I deduct 2 bags from-
- Oscar's fault, because this movie is as good as any.
- Listen, I love this movie and don't get me wrong, I recommend everybody go see it, but I'm only going to give it 3 bags of popcorn and 2 sodas.

It would appear they didn't get the memo that it has been delayed to next year, but it's nice to know they liked it.

 

[FantasticMrFoxdie]

 

[FZZ]

I have a feeling a lot of people who shat on the movie are gonna end up really liking this movie.

Now whether ot not it'll be successful is an entirely different question.

 

[Amagon]

Not sure if OP is serious?

 

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Not sure if OP is serious?

Hm?

 

[Tesseract]

his estranged possibly imaginary son, lol

 

[MattPeters]

5 bags of popcorn!

no wait, 3 bags!

No no, 3 bags and 2 sodas!

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

110% accuracy

 

[hateradio]

How big a bag are we talking about?

 

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Someone spell it out for me, are their reviews fake? And is their show well known?

I know nothing about the show, hence the wikipedia link I put in the OP as in "welp, looks legit, I guess?"

I pretty much found it through this: https://twitter.com/drillman/status/489620164892053506

@timheidecker I'm confused: how did you see Jupiter Ascending when it was delayed until 2015? Hollywood connections (Joe Estevez)?

I assumed the guy knew what he was talking about. If they are fake they are unfunny.

 

[Discotheque]

jesus christ you thought this was real bruh? it's a faux-review show.

worst wachowski thread.