RoninChaos
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omfg, it looks like the terminator is smiling because he photo bombed those two.
Jai Courtney looks and sounds like a bad Michael Rosenbaum clone, and it bugs the crap out of me.
This cannot be serious
someone pls tell me this is all some elaborate prank, or maybe Terminator(a franchise that has speeded past joke status) is embracing the parody route this time around
Terminator 3 was already a parody.
Schattenjäger;136590502 said:Lol
Why do people want it to bomb?
The last two already killed the franchise
Maybe this one will leave a better taste .. Maybe this one should have been called Salvation
You asked for it GAF....Like why the fuck is he shooting the ground while yelling? lol
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First I laughed. Then I got real sad.
Robocop, Red Dawn, Conan, Terminator, Predator, Aliens... My childhood just keeps getting shat on right before my eyes.
That looks like two fucking geeks that just spent $13.50 an army surplus store and are headed to a paintball tournament.
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Robocop wasn't that bad, primarily because it didn't try to tie itself directly into the original. And for what it's worth, it was still better than Robocop 3. Way better.![]()
He doesn't look so bad.
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The sad thing is, the producers are probably thinking they're on the right track because of 'journalists' like this one writing articles titled "How to Save a Billion-Dollar Franchise".
Entertainment Weekly is the exact opposite of journalism and they don't strive to be journalists.
Seems like a still from the movie. Looks like Arnold played it smart and avoided the promo shoots.
Looks like a fucking SyFy series
Literally none of those people look like they are in a Terminator movie.
Again, it looks cheap and nasty, and tries to focus attention on the humans being badass heroes, which is not what Terminator is about.
Terminator is about the cold, hard terror of a killing machine stalking you forever, and trying to survive, kill it, or both. It's about a bleak dystopian future. Impossible time travelling plotlines or not, it's supposed to be serious shit. The disconnect between the first two films and what followed is just so sad.
I couldn't care less about watching a battle between humans and machines, it's like playing with my 6 year old nephew.
Whoever is responsible for this should be fired.
Terminator 3 was already a parody.
- New opening titles.
- Removed opening nuke and Johns first V.O. Film proper starts during Johns nightmare.
- Joined both parts of John on motorbike together and reworked V.O. to eliminate age reference and to simplify his narration.
- Removed the TXs, I like this car.
- Added Uploading Virus readout to TXs HUD. The so-called supervirus that pops up out of nowhere does not exist in this version. The only virus is the one she delivers. My line of reasoning is that future-Skynet sends her back with a virus that cannot be stopped by conventional means, thus instigating the Militarys activation of Skynet in the here and now.
- Removed TXs Inflate-O-Boobs(TM).
- Removed Kate and Scott shopping scene. The latter half of this sequence (after General Brewster gets off the phone with Kate) is moved way back in the film. It would make little sense for General Brewster to be concerned about a supervirus that was only uploaded a moment earlier.
- Removed T-850′s encounter with the bouncer outside the Desert Star.
- Removed zoom into âLadies Night sign and sped-up shot of T-850 reacting to new song starting.
- Altered so that T-850 doesnt blink when hit in the face with a glove. (Yes, I realise that Terminators blink, but it makes him seem scarier that he doesnt need to when hit. Mostly I just didnt like Arnies startled old man expression.)
- Removed T-850 talking into strippers hand, and the rest of the scene with the star-glasses. He just breaks the strippers hand and we go straight to the TX at Jims Burgers. Replaced song during entire Desert Star sequence.
- Removed the TX scanning Jose Barreras iris. As Reese said, Most of the records were lost during the war. Im not a fan of Skynets files being this detailed. Its bad enough she has Johns DNA records on file.
- Fixed the incorrect spelling of BARRERA on the TXs heads-up-display. Now her readout matches his name-tag.
- After the TX kills Jose, we cut back to the T-850 stealing a truck. Removed watch on top of visor, synchronizing time, and T-850 contemplating the sunglasses. He just picks them up and puts them straight on without looking at them for ages.
- Removed newscast about supervirus seen during Bill Anderons party. Bill and his girlfriend are now watching a movie instead. For one, I needed the virus mentions all moved towards the end of the film, and two ... who watches the news at a party?
- Fixed TX blinking when she shoots Bill.
- Removed all references Kate makes to Mike Kripkes basement. Also removed Kate mentioning them being in the 8th grade when John disappeared. As with the Johns age, this is incorrect. We dont need to know how John knows Kate, its enough that he just does. In my mind, Nikki Cox was Kate Brewster in T2. She had red hair and certainly knew John back then.
- Removed TX scanning Betsys blood and speaking to herself about it.
- Removed some of Kates whimpering when hiding from the TX. The TX is so close, she should really hear it.
- Removed TXs visible reaction to Johns blood ID. I dont have a problem with Terminators showing reactions to things, but this one is a little over the top. Even if she were human, Id have probably cut it.
- Removed Kate dropping her keys.
- Removed T-850′s line to Kate, I lied.
- Removed all the talking between John and the T-850 when first meeting in the hallway. John comes across like an idiot. Are you here to kill me? No, son if he were youd be dead before you got the question out. Now, the Terminator strides up and just grabs John right away.
- Removed T-850′s line, Keep moving! Ive tried to make the Terminator as taciturn as possible, removing any lines that really arent needed.
- Removed T-850′s, Get out of here! Now!
- Moved the paramedics finding the T-850 to a little later. Helps minimise the fact that they just stand next to him for a long time doing nothing. Also removed them trying to move him. Its a stupid moment, and since when are paramedics in the habit of just dragging accident victims around without knowing what has happened to them?
- Removed T-850′s line to the motorcycle cop, Get off! Its obviously looped after the fact, and its not needed.
- Removed John hitting the inflatable toy in the front yard during the car chase. Boing?? I could have just taken the sound effect out, but taking the shots out altogether actually made the sequence flow better.
- Re-instated an unused piece of score during the crane chase.
- Removed reverse-motion shot of Fire Truck heading straight for the T-850. Its too obviously in reverse due to the exhaust fumes.
- Removed TX smirking to herself after shaking the T-850.
- Removed T-850′s to the firemen, Ill drive and Get out. The âGet out is another obvious loop job.
- Removed TXs double-take when seeing the T-850 in the firetruck.
- Removed the Terminators, Excuse me. to the TX. Substituted a metallic clink, (the axe hitting the side of the crane) which is what gets the TXs attention instead.
- Removed Move over when the Terminator climbs into the drivers seat of Kates truck. Another looped line.
- Removed all of Johns idiotic, Do you even remember me? talk.
- Removed, I am unable to comply when Kate tells the Terminator to drop dead.
- Removed Johns question, Where are you taking me? and the T-850′s reply, To a safe location.
- Removed the T-850′s claim that, Judgement Day is inevitable.
- Removed, Im an obsolete design.
- Removed all the talk about the TX being an anti-Terminator Terminator, and I am not shitting you.
- Removed T-850′s second, Relax!
- Replaced the song playing in the ampm store. I cannot stand Dat Funky Man or whatever its called.
- Fixed jump-cut when TV is shown switching channels.
- Removed T-850 leaving the store. No 'Talk to the hand' at all. We can just assume he paid for the items. A few moments later, we will see the clerk calling the police due to Kates screaming. Wouldnt he have been a bit more shaken, and already calling the cops if a huge dude in leather had just robbed him moments earlier?
- Removed all the revisited talk of Mike Kripkes basement, and Johns idea that he and Kate were destined to meet.
- Erased the tire-iron from the back of the vet truck as it speeds down the road. The T-850 already removed it and threw it away.
- Removed the TX killing Scott, and the cops coming to the door. The scene sucks, and this way its a mild surprise when the TX kills the cops a few minutes later.
- Removed the dates on Sarahs plaque. Both dates are completely wrong.
- Removed John saying that Sarah ...fought for three years against leukaemia. Now he just says the more ambiguous, She fought long enough to make sure the world didnt end.
- Removed John telling the T-850 that it was the closest thing he ever had to a father. John just comes across as stupid, as he knows full well that this is not the Terminator that protected him in 1995.
- Removed the T-850′s, My mission is to protect you to Kate.
- Removed T-850 spitting out the bullet. Gee, sure is a lucky shot that Kate managed to shoot a bullet into his mouth while it was closed.
- Removed all of Johns, Why me? stuff, and the T-850 'convincing' him to fight.
- Moved driving scene with Scott and the cops to after Kate meets Silberman. Reframed one shot to cover the fact that the TXs arm isnt behind the seat where it should be. Trimmed out one shot of the drivers terrible âpain acting, and removed shot of TXs hand slowly taking the steering wheel.
- Trimmed out the last few moments of Silbermans ramblings. Way to run the joke into the ground, folks.
- Removed T-850′s casualty readout after shooting at the SWAT team.
- Removed the T-850 telling John that Kate will be his wife in the future.
- In the graveyard, the TX stupidly reverts back to its default form for no reason before trying to kill Kate. To try to help justify this, Ive moved up the shot of John and the Terminator approaching in the hearse. Its not much of an excuse, but at least its something. Sort of like the TX knows its busted, so theres no need to keep up the ruse.
- Removed shot of the hearse turning and losing a hubcap. It loses the same hubcap again a moment later.
- Removed the last few frames of the TX jumping onto the hearse. There was a moment of 'float' to the cable work there.
- Removed Kate screaming, Do something! at the Terminator.
- Erased visible safety cables and effects markers from two shots of the TX on top of the hearse.
- Removed the T-850′s deadpan line, We need a new vehicle. And John and Kates dumbfounded stares. A very sitcom-esque moment.
- Removed the hearses door falling off the hinges when the Terminator opens it. More sitcom hilarity.
- After Kate has her little cry, we cut to General Brewster talking about the super-virus. Then we come back to John and the T-850 discussing the TXs hit-list. Removed John asking about his future marriage to Kate.
- Removed John theorising about fate and he and Kate getting together back before T2.
- Removed all the business about, You cannot self-terminate.
- Removed line about Skynet assuming control over global communications. How can it when it hasnt been brought on-line yet? The virus is the one affecting out communications.
- Removed Kate finding out about her marriage to John.
- Removed small-scale flying H/K and endoskeleton at CRS.
- Removed final mention of Mike Kripkes basement, and T-850′s line about levity.
- Removed line about Skynet operating at 60 teraflops per second. The âPS in teraflops already stands for âper second so itd be an awfully stupid thing for a technician to say.
- Removed Shell be back.
- Removed Johns line, Skynet is the virus!
- Removed General Brewsters line about Pandoras box. Its very trite, and I prefer that the shot focuses on Kates reaction instead of his rambling.
- Removed the Terminator telling John and Kate to run when the TX shows up. They should know to run just fine without being told to all the damn time.
- Removed the TXs head spinning all the way around.
- Removed a few frames from when the T-850 steps on the TXs head. The original shot had a little reverse motion in it, and looked silly.
- Removed the TX turning her upper body all the way around.
- Removed the TX stomping the T-850′s head off. Its stupid that it would go back on fine with no effort, and some of the CG looks really crummy. She injects her nanobots while he is still reeling from the electrical shock.
- Removed John and Kate versus the small flying H/K.
- Removed Kates, Just die, you bitch! and a few frames at the end of the scene when you can see someone else at the end of the tunnel.
- Removed the T-850 putting his head back on.
- Removed, You cant kill a human, you said so yourself! The T-850 never said this.
- When the Terminator is smashing the truck, removed a few shots that ruin the continuity.
- Removed both shots of the plane with the wrong call letters on the side.
- Removed, Im back.
- Removed a bunch of the TXs roaring and screaming. I couldnt get all of it out without it being ridiculously choppy, but I snipped as much as I felt I could.
- Removed Kates suggestion to just let the bomb go off. Shes awfully quick to embrace suicide.
- Slightly different ending, features no V.O. from John about the virus/Skynet, alternate musical cue, and a different final shot of the film.
- Shortened end credits and replaced music. Score only, no songs.