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[dvdjamm]

Ask one of them to do the Barstool rodeo trick.

"Wings For Kids"

 

[BHZ Mayor]

So I guess I'm the only one here who actually likes Hooters' breaded hot wings. Fries are kinda "eh" though.

 

[Flo_Evans]

Maybe not, but its still something that can be done badly. However they bread their wings is overkill, the sauce is mediocre at best(wouldn't even call it a buffalo sauce, either) and the wings themselves are usually on the smaller side and not of very high quality.

Places like Wing King and Buffalo Wild Wings provide much higher quality stuff. And even they are 2nd rate compared to some other wings I've had(my local Italian pizzeria has the best).




Does not compute. For real.

Everybody has their own tastes and everything, but realize that when your average person talks about 'good wings', they are certainly not talking about the sort you're gonna get from Hooters.

They have naked wings that are more traditional IIRC. Fuck I don't even remember the last time I went there lol. Dunno why I am trying to defend hooters wings honor

I just don't remember them being HORRIBLE as some posters are implying.

 

[bro1]

disappointment

 

[RevDM]

Just make sure you wash your genitals. BJs are usually standard with a full order of wings.

 

[olore]

They have hooters in Switzerland?

 

[M-PG71C]

They're okay, nothing exciting. For wings, you could do better at chains like Wild Wing Cafe or Buffalo Wild Wing.

Definitely go, so you can say I have been to Hooters lol

 

[3rdman]

First post nailed it.

 

[Gustav]

Erection?

 

[Chuckl3s]

I've went to the Hooters restaurant at the Hooters hotel in vegas a few times.. thinking "Ok this must be the flagship restaurant.. there have got to be some spectacular waitresses in here"

I was wrong.
In fact... they were probably worse than a regular bar.

There are very few girls that those shorts look good on. They need to move on to some updated booty shorts

That doesn't surprise me. But how was the food? Casino worthy?

 

[dem]

The food was the same as any other hooters location. The casino was depressing.


A whole casino in that hooters "my uncles wood walled basement den" theme is totally depressing.

 

[Thunder Monkey]

Bad food that tastes marginally better because an attractive woman in a very tight shirt is serving it to you.

 

[JDS 2.0]

Disclaimer: I'm in Switzerland so the experience might not be the same. Here is their homepage anyway.

Some friends finished their exams and invited me to go to Hooters with them and I'm unprepared.

Should I expect a waitress to hit on me? I'm pretty average looking so I don't think it'll happen anyway but if it happens should I ask her out? I'm scared she might have a boyfriend though but surely they aren't just nice for tips, right?

What to do, GAF?

is this guy fo realz?

 

[Brian Fellows]

The food was shit and dripping in fat.

Sounds good to me.

 

[BattleMedic]

Biiiig American titties!

Disclaimer: I'm in Switzerland so the experience might not be the same. Here is their homepage anyway.

Ah! Big Swiss titties!

 

[xxracerxx]

is this guy fo realz?

You dug this up for this post?

 

[legacyzero]

I gave my pickle to a Hooters girl once.

 

[MC Safety]

I expect many people have told you this, but ...

Expect mediocre food and to be slightly embarrassed.

 

[MrDaravon]

is this guy fo realz?

So you bumped this thread for this post?

Also I don't see how you would have come across this thread unless you were searching for "Hooters", which is kind of hilarious.

 

[mackattk]

Mediocre food and mediocre girls at a premium price

 

[ChubbyHuggs]

Tip her and she'll give you a happy ending.

 

[EdibleExplosives]

is this guy fo realz?

Nice necro bump.
Since the thread has been bumped already, can someone explain why hooters is so successful? I don't think I've ever felt both hungry and horny, shit is baffling.

 

[PAULINK]

Nice necro bump.
Since the thread has been bumped already, can someone explain why hooters is so successful? I don't think I've ever felt both hungry and horny, shit is baffling.

Sex sells. Doesn't get more basic than that.

 

[Row]

dissapointment

 

[Menelaus]

Step one: put on fedora
Step two: ask GAF how to go to a restaurant
Step three: create OK Cupid account

 

[Bomber Bob]

love me some euroboobies

 

[G-Fex]

Nice necro bump.
Since the thread has been bumped already, can someone explain why hooters is so successful? I don't think I've ever felt both hungry and horny, shit is baffling.

Frat boys

 

[Hylian7]

Step one: put on fedora
Step two: ask GAF how to go to a restaurant
Step three: create OK Cupid account

Did I miss something? Did the OP do something like this or something?

 

[akira28]

I'm scared she might have a boyfriend though but surely they aren't just nice for tips, right?

troll right? haha no girl I've even known to work at Hooters has found it to be an up point in their lives. And I do believe the girls that work there might be extra nice to you, if it helps with the tip. You probably shouldn't go there expecting to hook up. Of course, it could always happen.

edit: oh, necrobump, never mind.
I really should stop gaffing under the influence.

 

[Hero_of_the_Day]

is this guy fo realz?

Post worthy of a six month bump. Well done.

Did you find anything exciting when you searched GAF for hooters?

 

[Devolution]

Nice necro bump.
Since the thread has been bumped already, can someone explain why hooters is so successful? I don't think I've ever felt both hungry and horny, shit is baffling.

So you've never gotten high?

 

[SolidusDave]

Sex sells. Doesn't get more basic than that.

Took the one in my city about 6 months to close down again. Germany doesn't seem to like them

Spoiler

(maybe only works in countries with a repressed sexuality)

We went there once, I didn't mind the food apart from the price, however I was disappointed we didn't get the hot waitress but some chubby barbie doll.
Seriously though, everything felt so fake, bleh.



edit:
and how did no one post this for the OP

 

[freenudemacusers]

Nice necro bump.
Since the thread has been bumped already, can someone explain why hooters is so successful? I don't think I've ever felt both hungry and horny, shit is baffling.

It sounds better on paper than it actually is. Simple as that. I too got sent to the hooters in Vegas and the only thing that stood out is the waitress drawing boobs on the receipt. You can gawk at half naked women all over the place on the strip for free, hooters attire doesn't cut it.

 

[Vilix]

I lIke the feeling of being treated like a stripper. But without the hassle of all that bothersome cash.

.

 

[Steelrain]

Frat boys

Frat boys don't go to Hooters.

They go to B Dubs. Because B Dubs is fucking awesome.

Middle-aged married men go to Hooters.

 

[EdibleExplosives]

So you've never gotten high?

Sadly not.

It sounds better on paper than it actually is. Simple as that. I too got sent to the hooters in Vegas and the only thing that stood out is the waitress drawing boobs on the receipt. You can gawk at half naked women all over the place on the strip for free, hooters attire doesn't cut it.

For some reason the waitress actually taking the time to draw some boobs on the receipt is hilarious to me.

 

[freenudemacusers]

Frat boys don't go to Hooters.

They go to B Dubs. Because B Dubs is fucking awesome.

Middle-aged married men go to Hooters.

This is pretty accurate.

Though I dunno if I would class bww's as awesome haha

 

[LaMeRz]

The first one I went to was in San Diego and the food was bad and the girls unattractive. Moved to Texas and the food was better and the girls were hotter.

There are more breastaraunts here (hooters, twin peaks, bikinis) so maybe competition is making them step it up.

Also the hooters by my house doesn't have a cover charge for ufc fights so that is a plus

 

[BattleMonkey]

Tilted Kilt is better version of hooters. Hotter girls, skimpier outfits, and actual good food. Hooters is just awful in everything.

 

[freenudemacusers]

Tilted Kilt is better version of hooters. Hotter girls, skimpier outfits, and actual good food. Hooters is just awful in everything.

This reminds me, has anyone been to Twin Peaks? The outfits seem better IMO.

 

[CitizenCope]

Worst bump ever?

 

[xenist]

Sadly not.



For some reason the waitress actually taking the time to draw some boobs on the receipt is hilarious to me.

(oYo)

Merry Christmas.

 

[freenudemacusers]

Iirc she wrote it into her name, in the w I think. I won't lie I was amused.

That was the first time I'd been to hooters so I don't know if such things are commonplace.

 

[Caj814]

Tilted Kilt is better version of hooters. Hotter girls, skimpier outfits, and actual good food. Hooters is just awful in everything.

This except for the fact that a waitress once caused a mega fuck up on my groups check by doing the math wrong and charging it ALL to my card.

 

[freenudemacusers]

This except for the fact that a waitress once caused a mega fuck up on my groups check by doing the math wrong and charging it ALL to my card.

That was your in for a date brah way to biff it

 

[legacyzero]

Worst bump ever?

Do you mean bump? Or BUMPS? /wink

 

[xenist]

That was your in for a date brah way to biff it

Seriously. First you act like it's no big deal in order to establish swagness. Bring it up but brush it off. Your friends can repay you later. Then you ask her to repay you with some coffee after she gets off.

I have watched many romantic comedies, I'm sort of an expert.

 

[Timedog]

what if it's time to leave the lapdance area of a strip club but you have a huge boner still? Do you just walk around the joint with big wood?

 

[legacyzero]

what if it's time to leave the lapdance area of a strip club but you have a huge boner still? Do you just walk around the joint with big wood?

Depends on the size of the wood.

If ya got it, flaunt it I say.

 

[dskillzhtown]

Nice necro bump.
Since the thread has been bumped already, can someone explain why hooters is so successful? I don't think I've ever felt both hungry and horny, shit is baffling.

Pretty women, beer and decent food not a hard formula to figure out. It is alot easier to tell your wife/gf/friends you are going to Hooters than a strip club.