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First time to the stripping club...my experience
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MightyHealthy
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I've only went to the strip club once in my life, here's why:
I turn 18, so I go to the local nudie bar...I drink and see tits...everything's fine.
While waiting outside for my cab, I get to have a wonderful conversation with the husband of the stripper whose cooch was in my face. He basically asks if she's "doing too much." :lol
It wasn't intimidating or scary, but the sheer awkwardness of it ensured years of PC porn for me.
I turn 18, so I go to the local nudie bar...I drink and see tits...everything's fine.
While waiting outside for my cab, I get to have a wonderful conversation with the husband of the stripper whose cooch was in my face. He basically asks if she's "doing too much." :lol
It wasn't intimidating or scary, but the sheer awkwardness of it ensured years of PC porn for me.
hydragonwarrior
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man, just reading the first page of the topic - learn to read the fking post! - it's like u guys read the title of the topic, skimmed the topic and found the word puke (no idea why that would stand out) and made up your own stories lol
dude puked after the show, and probably because... i dunno, he drank a shit ton? And it's easy to get emotional when ur drunk - depends on how drunk u are
but to the OP, it's good to be honest but u don't have to regale the exp to the girlfriend; just say "i had a good time." It's like hearing about ur girlfriend's trip to a male strip club.
dude puked after the show, and probably because... i dunno, he drank a shit ton? And it's easy to get emotional when ur drunk - depends on how drunk u are
but to the OP, it's good to be honest but u don't have to regale the exp to the girlfriend; just say "i had a good time." It's like hearing about ur girlfriend's trip to a male strip club.
slidewinder
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Did your girlfriend teach you to believe that?{Mike} said:
:lol No you don't.{Mike} said:
Thunder Monkey
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SlitShack.Mr. Bunnies said:
SapientWolf
Trucker Sexologist
I don't know. You've made films, as it were.The Wispy Scoundrel said:
perfectchaos007
Member
SapientWolf said:
He does all his films inside the "hotel"
>.>
celestial body
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So what sort of prices are we talking in the states? london you're looking $15-$25 for dance and $150-$200 for 30-40 minutes 'massage'. Be interested to see if we're getting screwed over on this too.
navii
My fantasy is that my girlfriend was actually a young high school girl.
i went to a strip joint once. pretty damn frustrating. there were some ok women dancing, then this really fucking hot russian gets on the stage, then the freaks rush to the front to sit in front of her...
man was she fucking hot, i went home so frustrated. if she came up to me and said i can fuck her for a price id throw away my do-not-pay-for-sex rule.
man was she fucking hot, i went home so frustrated. if she came up to me and said i can fuck her for a price id throw away my do-not-pay-for-sex rule.
elektrikluv
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I've never been to one, sounds like it'd be interesting lol, definitely would like to go!
I guess I can understand why your girlfriend is sad, perhaps you should have set the boundaries of your relationship before you went? You sound sorry enough though, so I hope she forgives you!
I guess I can understand why your girlfriend is sad, perhaps you should have set the boundaries of your relationship before you went? You sound sorry enough though, so I hope she forgives you!
dskillzhtown
keep your strippers out of my American football
Nihilism said:
See, I don't get this. We post about wanting to see a movie because a woman is naked in it, het going to see LIVE naked or topless women is trashy? I never get that. We all like boobs, but going to see them is somehow a problem?
parrotbeak
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So the pierced tongue thread made me want to watch the Chris Rock No Sex in the Champagne Room vid.
I used to assume that this was really saying there was sex in the champagne room but of course legally they would have to tell you there wasn't. But the line "no matter what a stripper tells you" made me think, maybe it's saying there really isn't, and strippers just want you to think you might get some so you give them money. Having never been in the champagne room myself (and not wanting to), I have to ask, is there sex in the champagne room?
I used to assume that this was really saying there was sex in the champagne room but of course legally they would have to tell you there wasn't. But the line "no matter what a stripper tells you" made me think, maybe it's saying there really isn't, and strippers just want you to think you might get some so you give them money. Having never been in the champagne room myself (and not wanting to), I have to ask, is there sex in the champagne room?
My strip club experiences are never pleasant.
Texas: Nasty trashy girl with burn in the shape of clothes iron on her ass. I'm not sure if it was kink or stupid that caused that one.
Iceland: Strip club/dance club. I got trashed, attractive Navy girl asked me to dance, and of course I ask her "how much." I walked home and took a cold shower.
Oregon: Bought lap dance for my birthday. Girl tried to give me a handjob in the backroom. Could not get it up.
Texas: Nasty trashy girl with burn in the shape of clothes iron on her ass. I'm not sure if it was kink or stupid that caused that one.
Iceland: Strip club/dance club. I got trashed, attractive Navy girl asked me to dance, and of course I ask her "how much." I walked home and took a cold shower.
Oregon: Bought lap dance for my birthday. Girl tried to give me a handjob in the backroom. Could not get it up.
Shit last time I went to a titty bar it was for my birthday.
I got a lap dance from two strippers. One was eating her friend while the other one was singing happy birthday to me.
Then I got the singer stripper for 5 dances str8. I'm an ass man so she put her ass on my chest and just rubbed, gyrated, let me bite and kiss it.
I fucking loved it.
Montreal strip joints are sick!
KAMASUTRA FTW!
I got a lap dance from two strippers. One was eating her friend while the other one was singing happy birthday to me.
Then I got the singer stripper for 5 dances str8. I'm an ass man so she put her ass on my chest and just rubbed, gyrated, let me bite and kiss it.
I fucking loved it.
Montreal strip joints are sick!
KAMASUTRA FTW!
Never heard it called a "stripping" club before, but I'm certainly going to start calling it that now. :lol
I say, chaps, how about a weekend venture to the stripping club?
I say, chaps, how about a weekend venture to the stripping club?
Don't apply what you hear about the ones in Lubbock to all strip clubs. I've been to strip clubs twice in my life, and nothing was going on REMOTELY as bad as what I heard went on in the Lubbock ones when I was at Tech.Nihilism said:
Years ago when I lived up right in Baltimore City my friends and I use to hit "The Block" pretty regularly one weekends. Interestingly enough as a black man I found myself having more fun at the "white" clubs, than the "black" clubs. Probably cause i'm a no good stinkin sell out.... I blew so much cash in those strip clubs during that period of months.. ugh. One chick that I messed around with and ended up screwing called me one day when she wasn't doing well and asked me to come down and help her make a few bucks(basically they haev a quota)... that's when I knew it was time to stop cold turkey.
Good memories though.
Good memories though.
needlesmcgirk
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Can't believe how much shit you guys are giving this guy.
Darko
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gallot of these threads lately :lol
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=359299
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=359299
fatigues_gasolini
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My first time at a strip club involved a drunk stripper biting my arm.
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