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Former pornstar Kelsey Michaels arrested and indicted for murder.

Kadayi

Banned



When I was a young boy I used to jerk off in my bedroom and never thought about using tissues or anything - I just came straight onto the carpeted floor of the closet each time. Eventually the carpet went all brown and started to smell and caught the attention of my mother. We moved house soon afterward and I wondered if it was because of the cum closet...

The Closet Cummer is out there, though it's a widely held belief that its Scopa Scopa
 
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The Closet Cummer is out there, though it's a widely held belief that its Scopa Scopa

That's disgusting :messenger_tears_of_joy:

I just jizz on the cat or dog, they clean it up themselves. 🤷‍♂️
 

Cybrwzrd

Banned
This is the face of a 33 year old woman

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Aged like milk left in a car on hot day,
 

Scopa

The Tribe Has Spoken



The Closet Cummer is out there, though it's a widely held belief that its Scopa Scopa
“Widely held belief” aka Musky_Cheese Musky_Cheese perpetuated the lie to hide his own indiscretions.

I think S Slings and Arrows just outed himself. I hand the title to you now, oh closet warrior.
 

Papa

Banned



The Closet Cummer is out there, though it's a widely held belief that its Scopa Scopa

I thought it was Redneckerz
 
I bet the police "Came" down hard on her. Pun intended.

Seriously though, this is messed up. Wonder what she was thinking taking another persons life.
 
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haxan7

Volunteered as Tribute
I tried to do some sleuthing to see if I could get any leads on cum carpet’s identity, and I’ve found the act is quite common. A few people even posted pictures.
 

Fyb3roptik

Neophyte
I was her website programmer from 2009-2010 and actually met her and her husband a few times. This is not shocking to me in the slightest. I hope she gets the help she needs.
 

haxan7

Volunteered as Tribute
You reckon the body is any better?
Her skin and tits could be all flabby and gross going by that pic. But she’s also pretty young. So I can’t be sure. But I’d wager she still looks decent with her face compensated for
 
Not sure how many here know of her but she was kind of big back in mid 2000's. Anyway, arrested for murder a few months ago and just was indicted in the last couple weeks. Looking at her now, jesus christ, I would guess she's pushing 50 and she's like 35.

https://mikesouth.com/legal/ex-porn-star-kelsey-michaels-arrested-for-murder-in-kentucky-52568/

https://www.somerset-kentucky.com/n...cle_bc5dfcde-88aa-5fee-b242-9bf62c57ce77.html




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This is not the same person.

The jaw lines are completely different. Same with the ears,

Nose, not the same and not a nose job for the one on the right as the facial lines are inline with the edges of the nose.

Size of the necks. The one on the right is more inline with jaw line. The left is much smaller.


Edit: Theyre taken ages apart. NVM.
 
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Airbus Jr

Banned
Today’s random story related to teenage fantasies

A girl I used to hang out when i was younger had a brother that liked masturbating and hated cats and their mother kept getting new ones as they kept ending up sick or smelling so she just got new ones but they all ended up the same and spent thousands on grooming...shaving....medicating thinking it was a natural issue.

The giveaway that these 2 things may of been related was the cat running out of his room and his mother complaining that the cat was wet and had a glue like substance in its coat......he said he spilt a drink and it scared the cat but the girl I was seeing was completely freaked out and told me about finding her underwear all wet and sticky in her draws and random clothing ending up in her brothers room and she used to hear him beating his meat non stop in his room with the cat in there


Was very awkward after that and they moved away the next school year but I always remembered the last name expecting to see it on the news one day.
 
Today’s random story related to teenage fantasies

A girl I used to hang out when i was younger had a brother that liked masturbating and hated cats and their mother kept getting new ones as they kept ending up sick or smelling so she just got new ones but they all ended up the same and spent thousands on grooming...shaving....medicating thinking it was a natural issue.

The giveaway that these 2 things may of been related was the cat running out of his room and his mother complaining that the cat was wet and had a glue like substance in its coat......he said he spilt a drink and it scared the cat but the girl I was seeing was completely freaked out and told me about finding her underwear all wet and sticky in her draws and random clothing ending up in her brothers room and she used to hear him beating his meat non stop in his room with the cat in there


Was very awkward after that and they moved away the next school year but I always remembered the last name expecting to see it on the news one day.
Why did you need to share this with us? ;p
 
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