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More than 32 500 hectares burned. The number of people evacuated, which was 110,000 yersteday, increased sharply again overnight reaching 167,000.

Firefighter said "It's a monster". The fire advanced at up to 5 km per hour, 140 houses destroyed and the blaze in Gironde is still not contained. The fire is now about 20 km from Bordeaux (268,000 inhabitants in the city centre, and over a million in its metropolitan area).

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Don't worry, we have quite a few A400Ms in the UK to hel... oh, wait, we decided to opt out of the features required to put in firefighting equipment.

Never mind, the BaE146 came make a decent firefi... ah shoot, we don't make that plane any more.
 
I'm on Kefalonia island in Greece right now and the wildfire alert went off when I was taking a shit in a tiny little taverna bathroom cubicle. I be lying if I said I ain't almost launched off that bitch, literally scared the shit right out of me. MF was LOUD
 
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Fucking arsonists ... they're behind every major wildfire it seems ...





 
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Fucking arsonists ... they're behind every major wildfire it seems ...





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I've seen what a heat wave been doing to everyone this year. It's horrible! God speed everyone and I hope this ends soon

Here in the Middle East in summer it can easily hit 50 degrees celsius but nothing like this happens to us. No deaths, no wild fires.

Fucking arsonists ... they're behind every major wildfire it seems ...





This is fucking outrageous. Why would you even do such thing?! Like I understand brutal heat waves but never was convinced that they were the sole reason for those mental fires
 
I've seen what a heat wave been doing to everyone this year. It's horrible! God speed everyone and I hope this ends soon

Here in the Middle East in summer it can easily hit 50 degrees celsius but nothing like this happens to us. No deaths, no wild fires.


This is fucking outrageous. Why would you even do such thing?! Like I understand brutal heat waves but never was convinced that they were the sole reason for those mental fires
The world has too many sick and twisted fuckheads, who thrive on others misery and destruction
 
I've seen what a heat wave been doing to everyone this year. It's horrible! God speed everyone and I hope this ends soon

Here in the Middle East in summer it can easily hit 50 degrees celsius but nothing like this happens to us. No deaths, no wild fires.


This is fucking outrageous. Why would you even do such thing?! Like I understand brutal heat waves but never was convinced that they were the sole reason for those mental fires

Well, you have pretty much no vegetation to speak of. What there is, isn't anywhere near as dense as even Spain has.

Then add in special cases such as moorland that has very dense but very low-lying vegetation all while frequently growing in highly incombustible peat.

You also don't tend to have policies and laws that reduce or prevent grazing. Grazing reduces that amount of vegetation available to combust and can create fire breaks.
 
Well, you have pretty much no vegetation to speak of. What there is, isn't anywhere near as dense as even Spain has.

Then add in special cases such as moorland that has very dense but very low-lying vegetation all while frequently growing in highly incombustible peat.

You also don't tend to have policies and laws that reduce or prevent grazing. Grazing reduces that amount of vegetation available to combust and can create fire breaks.
We do have vegetation but of course nowhere near you lot or Europe in general. I believe because large parts are dry and sandy
 
It's also a super El Nino year (possibly the strongest on record - in centuries) so expect more of this, this year and the next. Also, floodings.
And somehow we in Portugal which used to have much warmer summers than central europe is escaping most of this...and this isn't first year that it happens. 2 years ago the same thing happened (last year was hell though with lots of fires as well).

This past week ocean water on the atlantic was also warmer than the mediterranean sea so north portugal has beaches with warmer water than the south of the country which never happens. (that's the start of the mediterranean sea and is usually warmer)

Before this we had like 6 months of rain starting in November and ending in like April or May. Lots of floods and storms back then as well.
 
"The fire is becoming unmanageable, firefighters announced. The blaze has once again entered a more intense phase, reactivating a phenomenon in which the fire creates its own wind, with vortices, becoming erratic and uncontrollable. Tens of thousands of new evacuations were ordered overnight."



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Are we seeing massive fires across Asia and the middle east? Maybe they just aren't reported but if its climate change driven burn conditions then you'd think those thousands of miles of steppe in asia would be burning as well
 
Are we seeing massive fires across Asia and the middle east? Maybe they just aren't reported but if its climate change driven burn conditions then you'd think those thousands of miles of steppe in asia would be burning as well
In Canada it's 99% your gender-made fires and they blame it on climate change so.
 
Are we seeing massive fires across Asia and the middle east? Maybe they just aren't reported but if its climate change driven burn conditions then you'd think those thousands of miles of steppe in asia would be burning as well
Wildfire season is February-May in China. As usual there were thousands of wildfire reports this year.

As usual, bad climate news doesn't get covered unless unavoidable.
 
Are we seeing massive fires across Asia and the middle east? Maybe they just aren't reported but if its climate change driven burn conditions then you'd think those thousands of miles of steppe in asia would be burning as well

Asia got fires too.


The researchers also found that the conditions associated with where fires begin are shaped by a combination of natural and human influences. Among the factors examined, the type of natural landscape where a fire occurs (known as an ecoregion) and atmospheric dryness were the strongest predictors of fire origins. The findings expand previous evidence that most fires in the region are linked to human activities by highlighting the important role of environmental conditions in determining where fires are most likely to originate.

"Atmospheric dryness will increase with climate change, which will consequently increase risks of fire. This finding could potentially challenge the current understanding that Southeast Asian tropical forests could recover from natural disturbances due to the amount of rainfall," explains co-author Ping Yowargana, senior research scholar at IIASA.


At the continental scale, burned area over the past two decades has generally declined in Asia36 (Giglio et al., 2018), mainly due to decreases in agricultural burning and grassland fires in South37 and Southeast Asia (Andela et al., 2017). However, fire activity is increasing in temperate and38 boreal forests, and extreme wildfire events are becoming more frequent in regions where they39 were historically rare (Kelley et al., 2019; Tyukavina et al., 2022). The shift to more severe and40 impactful fires is becoming evident at the higher latitudes and in wildland–urban interfaces41 (Bowman et al., 2020; Cunningham et al., 2024).42 Rising temperatures, prolonged droughts, and more frequent heatwaves have lengthened fire43 weather seasons across many Asian regions while reducing fuel moisture content (Jolly et al.,44 2015; Hayasaka et al., 2019). In addition, anthropogenic activities such as land clearing for45 agriculture (Biswas, Vadrevu, 2023) or clear-cut logging (Kukavskaya et al., 2013) alter the fire46 hazard conditions of a territory and modify fuel loads, thereby influencing ignition and fire spread47 patterns (Butsic еt al., 2015).
 
Well yeah but there are police reports like that of people using cats with soaked rags tied to their tails to spread fires quicker, so this is a clear effort in a favorable climate

All that stuff is people attempting to distract you from climate change.

"Yeah climate change might be bad, but it wouldn't be a problem without [ the most insane thing anyone can think of happening], be angry about that, and don't worry about climate change for a few more years."
 
All that stuff is people attempting to distract you from climate change.

"Yeah climate change might be bad, but it wouldn't be a problem without [ the most insane thing anyone can think of happening], be angry about that, and don't worry about climate change for a few more years."

That's interesting as i was thinking the exact same but opposite thing.
 
Are we seeing massive fires across Asia and the middle east? Maybe they just aren't reported but if its climate change driven burn conditions then you'd think those thousands of miles of steppe in asia would be burning as well

The steppe isn't particularly combustible. It's mainly small grass.

The areas currently on fire have at least small shrubs and while not always blanketing an area, often do. There are also things like peat to take into account.

In short, there isn't enough fuel on the steppe.
 
Fucking arsonists ... they're behind every major wildfire it seems ...





Are all their names Global S. Warming and Climate T. Change?
 
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