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[German Shocks]

 

[Putonahappyface]

 

[German Shocks]

Liking chicken is racist?

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

 

[German Shocks]

my phone battery is at 30%

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

 

[HRK69]

I'M FINALLY MOVING HOLY SHIT
NO MORE APARTMENT AND NEIGHBORS WITH ZERO IQ

I've already met the neighbors, an older couple with huskies. Totally my vibe

It's a social housing unit, and you get assigned one if you respond and have been on the waiting list long enough. I had already been on the list for 13 years, so the chances of getting something were always pretty high.

It'll take about two more months, but my life suddenly got a lot better.

It's not too far from the city I live in now, it's easily doable on a bike.



(Before I go, I want to leave a lasting impression to my cunt upstairs neighbor, a final sendoff that reminds him exactly who he's been messing with. I'm not looking to break laws, just to make sure he doesn't sleep the last week I'm here. Got any clever, satisfying, and legal ideas?)

 

[Maiden Voyage]

I'll be on the river today boys. Behave yourselves in my absence.

 

[kanjobazooie]

I'll be on the river today boys. Behave yourselves in my absence.

I hope you sit on a lily pad like a frog.

 

[kanjobazooie]

Before I go, I want to leave a lasting impression to my cunt upstairs neighbor, a final sendoff that reminds him exactly who he's been messing with. I'm not looking to break laws, just to make sure he doesn't sleep the last week I'm here. Got any clever, satisfying, and legal ideas?)

Eat a bunch of beans and then stink up the building.

 

[German Shocks]

 

[Peggies]

I'll be on the river today boys. Behave yourselves in my absence.

Fine. I'll enjoy a nice quiet evening with Cider and Sonic Prime then.

 

[DragoonKain]

Interesting development on my block. Neighbor across the street bought a Cybertruck. First time I've ever seen one in person. A black one(never knew they made black ones). One of my other neighbors has a "Hate has no place here" sign with pride colors on their lawn. I wonder if that neighbor is going to confront the Cybertruck neighbor about his Tesla. Will be monitoring this.

(If they did, the Cybertruck neighbor would win. The sign neighbor is pasty and scrawny and the Cybertruck neighbor is tatted up and pretty jacked).

 

[Miyazaki’s Slave]

This old video still blows my mind. Key and Peele actually made a skit off it.

holy shit...I have never seen the source. Brilliant.

 

[Miyazaki’s Slave]

I'll be on the river today boys. Behave yourselves in my absence.

I have tended the yard this AM...this afternoon is for the chicken...all afternoon.

I'M FINALLY MOVING HOLY SHIT
NO MORE APARTMENT AND NEIGHBORS WITH ZERO IQ

I've already met the neighbors, an older couple with huskies. Totally my vibe

It's a social housing unit, and you get assigned one if you respond and have been on the waiting list long enough. I had already been on the list for 13 years, so the chances of getting something were always pretty high.

It'll take about two more months, but my life suddenly got a lot better.

It's not too far from the city I live in now, it's easily doable on a bike.



(Before I go, I want to leave a lasting impression to my cunt upstairs neighbor, a final sendoff that reminds him exactly who he's been messing with. I'm not looking to break laws, just to make sure he doesn't sleep the last week I'm here. Got any clever, satisfying, and legal ideas?)

FUCK YEAH! I was half concerned you were going to get caught up on all the knifing or other loony shit that was going on in your neighborhood (I think it was you that had the stabbing at the corner outside their place).

 

[HRK69]

FUCK YEAH! I was half concerned you were going to get caught up on all the knifing or other loony shit that was going on in your neighborhood (I think it was you that had the stabbing at the corner outside their place).

Nah, that wasn't me, but appreciate the concern. Still wild though!

 

[jshackles]

Interesting development on my block. Neighbor across the street bought a Cybertruck. First time I've ever seen one in person. A black one(never knew they made black ones). One of my other neighbors has a "Hate has no place here" sign with pride colors on their lawn. I wonder if that neighbor is going to confront the Cybertruck neighbor about his Tesla. Will be monitoring this.

(If they did, the Cybertruck neighbor would win. The sign neighbor is pasty and scrawny and the Cybertruck neighbor is tatted up and pretty jacked).

 

[Dr.Morris79]

Finished decorating the downstairs bog, hung a telly in the bedroom for the missus (What a fucking shit job that was, I fucking hate dry wall)

time to kick back with my cheap shit wine and carry on listening to AJ on Rogan whilst the sun sets

Happy not Friday all..

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

German Shocks

 

[German Shocks]

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

 

[German Shocks]

 

[Krathoon]

Yes. The Switch 2 will be out next week and I better get release day delivery. There better be no shenanigans.

 

[Rentahamster]

I'll be on the river today boys. Behave yourselves in my absence.

Is that Gen Z slang for suppository molly exchange?

 

[German Shocks]

 

[Putonahappyface]

Someone changed their profile name and avatar.

 

[kanjobazooie]

German Shocks

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Seriously please stop changing your usernames. I cannot keep track of all these changes.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Here's a pic from the river yesterday

 

[German Shocks]

Seriously please stop changing your usernames. I cannot keep track of all these changes.

Thankfully, it's only like one or two assholes who are doing it. Don't worry.

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

Thankfully, it's only like one or two assholes who are doing it. Don't worry.

I'm gonna spank you, you slut

 

[Putonahappyface]

I'm gonna spank you, you slut

 

[German Shocks]

Both of you need some good coo-coo.

 

[Putonahappyface]

I read his new name as Piles, as in Hemorrhoids.

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

Guys can we just chill

 

[Putonahappyface]

Guys can we just chill

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

Guys can we just chill

Here's a spanking you whore

 

[Putonahappyface]

Here's a spanking you whore

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

 

[Putonahappyface]

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

 

[Putonahappyface]

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

 

[Rentahamster]

Thankfully, it's only like one or two assholes who are doing it. Don't worry.

Which sentence describes you the best?

I plied Anna's mother and sister with coffee last night, too, as they wrestled with my monstrous bird.

 

[HRK69]

I'm changing my name too!

I also want to be special!

 

[Dacvak]

Thankfully, it's only like one or two assholes who are doing it. Don't worry.

Now who am I gonna get my daily lunch updates from

 

[Rentahamster]

I'm changing my name too!

I also want to be special!

Change your name to German Hops.

 

[German Shocks]

Change your name to German Hops.