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[Putonahappyface]

To you get a stinky pinky when you rub the gooch

 

[German Shocks]

Top page boobs.

 

[Artoris]

I hope he can tell left from right

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Top page boobs.

 

[Putonahappyface]

 

[badblue]

Got the ol Spotify on while I BBQ some pork steaks and the AI DJ plays "shake that"


Its a little sentimental to it as it's the first song I ever watched a stripper dance to.
She was great. I made sure to tip generously.

Fun Fact: In my part of Canada strippers do three dances. Each song they expose a bit more until they are quite naked and then it's belly up to "gyno row" as it's called (the seating directly around the stage) and she comes by and you play a game. Some girls stick a loonie on themselves as a target or place a cup somewhere you can have a good look at their bits, and then have drunk horny guys toss loonies/toonies at them.

I managed to toss a loonie with enough drunk accuracy that my loonie knocked off the loonie she had placed above you know where and my loonie replaced it.


Anyways... It's Thirsty Thursday and I'm 4 deep.

 

[Dacvak]

Got the ol Spotify on while I BBQ some pork steaks and the AI DJ plays "shake that"


Its a little sentimental to it as it's the first song I ever watched a stripper dance to.
She was great. I made sure to tip generously.

Fun Fact: In my part of Canada strippers do three dances. Each song they expose a bit more until they are quite naked and then it's belly up to "gyno row" as it's called (the seating directly around the stage) and she comes by and you play a game. Some girls stick a loonie on themselves as a target or place a cup somewhere you can have a good look at their bits, and then have drunk horny guys toss loonies/toonies at them.

I managed to toss a loonie with enough drunk accuracy that my loonie knocked off the loonie she had placed above you know where and my loonie replaced it.


Anyways... It's Thirsty Thursday and I'm 4 deep.

Right there with you, I'm on number 3. I'm currently backstage at a concert in NY, headliner is about to go on.

 

[HRK69]

Eminem is in Happy Gilmore 2

 

[Peggies]

Yay it's Friday!

Having a date with a cute guy.
Pants off, edible in everyone!

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

 

[German Shocks]

 

[Putonahappyface]

 

[Windle Poons]

Now I must teach you what a hot lunch is.

A sexual act in which a pouch of clingfilm or similar material filled with faeces is placed in one of the participants' mouth and subsequently penetrated by the second participant.

Oh my days

However, anyone up for a spot of docking afterwards?

 

[EviLore]

YES thanks for summoning me

Even my shitty eyesight can worship our fabulous Valkyrie.

PS I should be back online sometime in late July once the side effects of my last chemo treatment July 2nd wear off.

I miss you bums and hope you're all doing well.

Until then I'll be enjoying some couch coop with Rentahamster

Sorry you're having to go through chemo JM. It's a miserable time, but hopefully does what it's supposed to. Hang in there, we're all rooting for you.

 

[Windle Poons]

Yes, I'd also like to send my best wishes for a very speedy recovery John Marston

 

[Maiden Voyage]

I'm going diverge from my fellow gaffers and instead wish Marston many boobs to motorboat on his path to recovery.

 

[German Shocks]

Let's dedicate this Friday to John Marston 's full and speedy recovery!

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Anyone doing fun stuff today?

I've got an outdoor concert and prediction for rain.

 

[Windle Poons]

Oblivion Remastered for me.

 

[Rentahamster]

Anyone doing fun stuff today?

I've got an outdoor concert and prediction for rain.

Butt stuff? Yeah I do that every day.



Oh you said "fun stuff"? Yeah I do that every day.

 

[German Shocks]

Anyone doing fun stuff today?

Not me. I got a major test today, so that's what I'll be doing past noon.

Also, I stayed up all night studying, so when I get back home, I'm straight off to sleep.

 

[Idleyes]

To you get a stinky pinky when you rub the gooch

I use fart blossom but that's just my personal preference.

 

[Idleyes]

I'm going to be recording a song with my brother this Saturday, because Friday is reserved for drunk gaming.

 

[Rentahamster]

Not me. I got a major test today, so that's what I'll be doing past noon.

Also, I stayed up all night studying, so when I get back home, I'm straight off to sleep.

Good luck on your urine test!

 

[German Shocks]

 

[p_xavier]

So I accidentally locked the bathroom door and I can't unlock it and it pisses me off as I have a guest over and can't use it. /rant I need tips. The tiny hole doesn't work to unlock it.

 

[Rentahamster]

So I accidentally locked the bathroom door and I can't unlock it and it pisses me off

If you don't get bathroom access soon, you might get pissed on.

 

[p_xavier]

If you don't get bathroom access soon, you might get pissed on.

I have urinals, so good for that.

 

[jshackles]

So I accidentally locked the bathroom door and I can't unlock it and it pisses me off as I have a guest over and can't use it. /rant I need tips. The tiny hole doesn't work to unlock it.

Time to call Frank Drebin

 

[AJUMP23]

Anyone doing fun stuff today?

I've got an outdoor concert and prediction for rain.

I have to work on expanding my coop because my wife wants more chickens.

I want to watch the Game showcase thing today. Other than that not much else.....Switch 2 time.

 

[Dacvak]

Anyone doing fun stuff today?

I've got an outdoor concert and prediction for rain.

I'm gonna play some Mario Kart World today for sure. I've got to work this weekend, but I'm definitely gonna get some Switch 2 gaming in. I played one cup last night and it was super fun, can't wait to sink my teeth into the game.

Let's dedicate this Friday to John Marston 's full and speedy recovery!

 

[Kenneth Haight]

I rarely frequent here any more as I miss my 22 too much but am sad to hear about John Marston health again. Hope you get some comfort and are on the mend soon. Much love to you brother

 

[FatallyYours]

Butt stuff? Yeah I do that every day.



Oh you said "fun stuff"? Yeah I do that every day.

Do you provide a similar service to this, because if you do, then my Friday is sorted!

If not, I'll keep contemplating on buying a ps5 Pro whilst the discount is on for the supposed cyberpunk dlc/Pro patch coming up

 

[Putonahappyface]

Anyone doing fun stuff today?

I've got an outdoor concert and prediction for rain.

I've discovered off-gassing on my amaray Game of Thrones cases and randomly plucked other 4k uhd cases. The manufacturing of the plastic cases haven't been cured correctly before being shipped out basically.

Every film I'm guessing except for my steelbooks have this weird grease like spots and smears. I've been cleaning every disc and case since yesterday and have finally finished cleaning 300+ cases twenty minutes ago.

An example of how bad it can be. None of mine were this bad thank the Lord. I'll solely be buying steelbooks from now on.

 

[Putonahappyface]

John Marston I've made you a riding companion.

 

[HRK69]

 

[Maiden Voyage]

I have to work on expanding my coop because my wife wants more chickens.

I want to watch the Game showcase thing today. Other than that not much else.....Switch 2 time.

How many times a day is too many for tending them?

 

[Putonahappyface]

How many times a day is too many for tending them?

In my teens I once hit seventeen tugs in one day and my ejaculate was non existent.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

In my teens I once hit seventeen tugs in one day and my ejaculate was non existent.

 

[SamuraiEdge]

Happy Friday!

 

[Dr.Morris79]

Ha
Pee
Fry
Day
All!

It's the fooking weekend!! Part E Time

 

[Putonahappyface]

Ha
Pee
Fry
Day
All!

It's the fooking weekend!! Part E Time

 

[Dr.Morris79]

 

[Maiden Voyage]

 

[Putonahappyface]

 

[Putonahappyface]

 

[German Shocks]

In my teens I once hit seventeen tugs in one day and my ejaculate was non existent.

 

[Putonahappyface]

 

[SamuraiEdge]

That look lol. My missus drains me too much. I wouldn't be surprised if she is already pregnant with the second coming.

 

[German Shocks]

Would.