Idleyes
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I just let it hit me, yell "Jesus fucking Christ!! That umbrella smells like ass!!" and then casually keep walking like I never said a damn thing. They'll avoid hitting the next person with it I'm sure.
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I just let it hit me, yell "Jesus fucking Christ!! That umbrella smells like ass!!" and then casually keep walking like I never said a damn thing. They'll avoid hitting the next person with it I'm sure.
ForAcademicPurposes
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Putonahappyface
Gold Member
Idleyes
Gold Member
Or maybe your antagonism will agitate them into murdering the next passer-by.
Don't threaten US with a good time.
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Putonahappyface
Gold Member
Don't threaten US with a good time.
Idleyes
Gold Member
John Marston
GAF's very own treasure goblin
Peggies
Gold Member
nush
Gold Member
ForAcademicPurposes
Gold Member
One for the archives.
Peggies
Gold Member
Told Chatgpt to make it extra longThe longboard!
nush
Gold Member
AJUMP23
Parody of actual AJUMP23
Told CHATGPT to give her all the tattoos .
Peggies
Gold Member
I thought you might like thatThat's actually what she said.
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
That one almost looks like mine! Minus the herpes and sinus infection, of course.
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
This is true I am fucking. Not now though, roughly 7 hours ago.
(edit: why am I only quoting Peggies the rest of yall need to make better setups for my jokes! lol)
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notseqi
Gold Member
its the fookin bats innit
either you are bonkos or they are, in any case - a bit of distance will do you wellThis whole time, I've lied to myself that GBAtemp had capable and sensible users, but . . . No
I've wasted part of my life for them
nush
Gold Member
Nobody wins internet arguments.
Agave
Gold Member
Welp, then there goes another generation
Y'know, I've been through around every corner of the internet ^^
NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt
Biggest Trails Stan
Congrats, guys! Y'all the newest generation!!
err- the 7-8th GENERATION OF MY SOCIAL MEDIA FAMILY
Agave
Gold Member
Hey if you're really curious on who I am, how about you read this (next chapter coming soon)
Being a Drifter | Royal Road
Ever since the incident, I’ve been worried about myself. Another one down the drain, another cycle on the way, but for how much longer will I stay? It’s been years now since I started this weird journey, but the older I get, the more I desire to seek some conclusion to it all, but how can I...
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NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt
Biggest Trails Stan
Hey if you're really curious on who I am, how about you read this (next chapter coming soon)
Being a Drifter | Royal Road
Ever since the incident, I’ve been worried about myself. Another one down the drain, another cycle on the way, but for how much longer will I stay? It’s been years now since I started this weird journey, but the older I get, the more I desire to seek some conclusion to it all, but how can I...
Peggies
Gold Member
I do. I just say "Fuck you". That usually settles it.
notseqi
Gold Member
a well placed 'no u' has won me many
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
notseqi
Gold Member
cute, innitThis is how I do it
most unlike any hamster i have seen
kanjobazooie
Mouse Ball Fetishist
My longboard just arrived. How the fuck do you ride it?
notseqi
Gold Member
thats it? did they fence the other parts?My longboard just arrived. How the fuck do you ride it?
Peggies
Gold Member
That looks like an ice cream stick with a wheel? Did you make it just for this joke?My longboard just arrived. How the fuck do you ride it?
I mean, it's a good joke but but
nush
Gold Member
Anal insertion.My longboard just arrived. How the fuck do you ride it?
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
My longboard just arrived. How the fuck do you ride it?
Very carefully