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[AJUMP23]

Went to my son's 5th Grade graduation. Way to celebrate small achievements.

He did not get A or B honor role. But he won a culture award, so I told all the parents of smart kids to suck it, because we have culture. Well rounded and grounded.

 

[kanjobazooie]

Went to my son's 5th Grade graduation. Way to celebrate small achievements.

He did not get A or B honor role. But he won a culture award, so I told all the parents of smart kids to suck it, because we have culture. Well rounded and grounded.

Is that equivalent to a Nobel prize in literature?

 

[AJUMP23]

Is that equivalent to a Nobel prize in literature?

More like Schliemann discovering Troy and Agamemnon.

 

[Rentahamster]

Chemo gave me hairless legs!

Is that all that's hairless?

 

[Idleyes]

Is that all that's hairless?

 

[Idleyes]

Did I tell y'all I'm scared of airplanes? I could've sworn I did. If I didn't tell yawl, just forget I mentioned it.

 

[AJUMP23]

Did I tell y'all I'm scared of airplanes? I could've sworn I did. If I didn't tell yawl, just forget I mentioned it.

Like flying in them or just looking at them?


Also we talked about parents fighting at kids sports. This is what we need to avoid.



None of these parents had their kid win a culture award.

 

[John Marston]

None of these parents had their kid win a culture award.

Congrats!

Your kid now has exclusive access to his own club

 

[Idleyes]

Like flying in them or just looking at them?


Also we talked about parents fighting at kids sports. This is what we need to avoid.



None of these parents had their kid win a culture award.

IMHO, if they'd just let the two Papa Smurfs throw hands and ignored the grunting, it would've been over in 5 minutes tops. Then everyone can get back to the game.

 

[AJUMP23]

IMHO, if they'd just let the two Papa Smurfs throw hands and ignored the grunting, it would've been over in 5 minutes tops. Then everyone can get back to the game.

There are a lot of unintended consequences when people fight. What is a moment in anger can change a lot of lives if some is hurt or killed because of a punch or a fall at the result of a punch. Whether you are the aggressor or not.

 

[nush]

Did I tell y'all I'm scared of airplanes? I could've sworn I did. If I didn't tell yawl, just forget I mentioned it.

Here Idleyes have some milk.

 

[Idleyes]

Like flying in them or just looking at them?

Flying. I'd die before we leave the ground.

 

[Idleyes]

There are a lot of unintended consequences when people fight. What is a moment in anger can change a lot of lives if some is hurt or killed because of a punch or a fall at the result of a punch. Whether you are the aggressor or not.

Believe me, I know. I've seen quite a bit, just never at a kids' game. Most of those dudes settle down the second people stop leaping between them. They're like some dogs barking behind gates, open the gate and they shut the fuck up.

 

[Agave]

 

[Dacvak]

Holy shit I finally finished the project I've been crunching on for the last two weeks. I can finally get some sleep and maybe even play a video game

 

[Agave]

Holy shit I finally finished the project I've been crunching on for the last two weeks. I can finally get some sleep and maybe even play a video game

Oooh Hi DacVak! Nice Job getting it done!!

If you want a cool video game to play I recommend Forza Horizon 6

 

[AJUMP23]

Holy shit I finally finished the project I've been crunching on for the last two weeks. I can finally get some sleep and maybe even play a video game

Crunch a bunch of

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

 

[Dacvak]

Crunch a bunch of

of… crunch a bunch of what??

 

[Peggies]

I have to give a presentation today at work on something that could be an email imo rather than a talk with a PowerPoint presentation .

I think it's my boss still punishing me for Ursula-gate.

But, my waterheater got fixed, so I don't have to take my showers at the gym anymore which is nice.

Have a good Wednesday, boys

 

[Idleyes]

You better not say any of this to Ursula.

 

[Peggies]

Did my presentation without making inappropriate jokes or saying "fuck".
Well done, Peggies!

 

[Idleyes]

Nice!

 

[nush]

Did my presentation without making inappropriate jokes or saying "fuck".
Well done, Peggies!

You'll be a corporate drone in no time!

 

[Peggies]

You'll be a corporate drone in no time!

 

[AJUMP23]

of… crunch a bunch of what??

I don't know. I have slept since I posted it.

 

[AJUMP23]

John Marston I found a hat for you.

 

[Dacvak]

John Marston I found a hat for you.

That's the most cursed hat I've ever seen.

I need it.

 

[Peggies]

Yesterday evening was a shitty evening and at some point I asked myself "when and why did my life become a Netflix show?".
And then I started playing around with Chatgpt and ended up with this.

 

[John Marston]

John Marston I found a hat for you.

Also found one for you my friend

 

[AJUMP23]

Also found one for you my friend

My wife has hats for the chickens but I do not have a chicken hat. I do not think I have a formal enough occasion to wear a hat of such stature and renown.

 

[John Marston]

My take:

 

[Peggies]

My take:

I'd binge watch that.

 

[Idleyes]

Wife: What the fuck are you watching!?!?!

Me: A moving story about a brave boy battling cancer.

Wife: Whatever those nurses are doing, it doesn't look like cancer treatment.

 

[Peggies]

Wife: What the fuck are you watching!?!?!

Me: A moving story about a brave boy battling cancer.

Wife: Whatever those nurses are doing, it doesn't look like cancer treatment.

I bet she'd like this:

 

[Idleyes]

 

[Peggies]

Obviously. Who woodn't?

 

[Idleyes]

Obviously. Who woodn't?

I learn something new about you everyday.

 

[Peggies]

I learn something new about you everyday.

 

[John Marston]

I'd binge watch that.

Mine is a movie.

Not enough content for a series

 

[John Marston]

The triumph of the human spirit.

Gives me hope

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

My take:

Make it full blown uncensored hentai and I will watch it

 

[Putonahappyface]

 

[nush]

Mine is a movie.

Not enough content for a series

I'd get a solid mini series. My life has been filled with "no way that would happen" moments, except they did. Get away from your screen, out of your town and into the world. Then shit happens, it might not be the best shit but when it's in the rear view mirror you can laugh about it and have a cool story (that people don't believe).

 

[John Marston]

I'd get a solid mini series. My life has been filled with "no way that would happen" moments, except they did. Get away from your screen, out of your town and into the world. Then shit happens, it might not be the best shit but when it's in the rear view mirror you can laugh about it and have a cool story (that people don't believe).

Oh I've had a plentiful life so far and I got a bunch of stories.

I've been mostly housebound because of the chemo the last 18 months.
That's ok it's part of the game.

Yes I do go out but after walking 20-30 minutes my tank is empty

 

[Maiden Voyage]

I don't know what my Netflix life would be but you've got me curious.

 

[AJUMP23]

My take:

Proper nurse depiction.

 

[John Marston]

My wife has hats for the chickens but I do not have a chicken hat.

Just adorable!

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

 

[kanjobazooie]

Gave my finger a paper cut and I can feel it all the way up in my neck.