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[ForAcademicPurposes]

I'm a victim of my hormones.

 

[Putonahappyface]

Happy Friday All!

Cows, Cider, smokes, sun. Hope you all have a good one

Paint the fucking shed and fences.

 

[Putonahappyface]

Judging by recent posts. I think Peggies is horny yo.

On another note, every Friday I start out like the nigga on the right and finish as that nigga on the left.

Every time you use that repugnant word, an innocent cat falls over in its own excrement.

 

[Peggies]

I think I want my own shed now

 

[Idleyes]

I'm a victim of my hormones.

And I'm a victim of, Time, Location and [insert something inappropriate here].

Every time you use that repugnant word, an innocent cat falls over in it's on excrement.

Ok I'll stop. From this point on I pledge to not use that word on GAF. But not because I give a fuck about some cat.

 

[Putonahappyface]

Ok I'll stop. From this point on I pledge to not use that word on GAF. But not because I give a fuck about some cat.

For D.E.I purposes, please use "cracker" instead.

 

[Idleyes]

Psst! John Marston Don't tell ForAcademicPurposes about your pass. I might need you to use it from time to time.

 

[John Marston]

How about me and AJUMP23 ?

 

[Peggies]

And I'm a victim of, Time, Location and [insert something inappropriate here].

[your wife]

 

[Idleyes]

[your wife]

 

[Peggies]

 

[HRK69]

Idleyes

 

[nush]

And I'm a victim of, Time, Location and [insert something inappropriate here].


Ok I'll stop. From this point on I pledge to not use that word on GAF. But not because I give a fuck about some cat.

My neighbour heard me listening to Easy E, I was impressed the little zoomer knew who that was. But then he got offended when I mentioned NWAs second album in conversation. Bellend.

 

[Peggies]

Idleyes

Clicking on that link:

I'm confused

 

[Chuck Berry]

My neighbour heard me listening to Easy E, I was impressed the little zoomer knew who that was. But then he got offended when I mentioned NWAs second album in conversation. Bellend.

Ah yes EFIL4ZAGGIN

Not as monumental as the first one, but still good

 

[Idleyes]

My neighbour heard me listening to Easy E, I was impressed the little zoomer knew who that was. But then he got offended when I mentioned NWAs second album in conversation. Bellend.

It's all about the difference between being inside a community and looking at it from the outside. When you're part of a community, you understand the context, the relationships, and the unwritten rules. From the outside, those same things can look confusing or even contradictory. For example, some people don't understand why a white person using the N-word can be received differently depending on who they are and their relationship to the people involved. The principle isn't unique to that word. We all understand this concept in other areas of life.

A woman calling another woman a bitch is received differently than a man calling a woman a bitch.
A playful slap on yo momma's ass is received differently depending on if it's her husband, daughter or a complete stranger.
A close friend or sibling using a nickname you've had for years is different from a random person you just met using it.

Context and relationships matter.

Common sense shit. The zoomer was offended because he's still on the outside after all those years.

 

[Peggies]

My neighbour heard me listening to Easy E, I was impressed the little zoomer knew who that was. But then he got offended when I mentioned NWAs second album in conversation. Bellend.

Fun fact: Ice Cube's first name is "O'shea". Because his mum liked Ireland.

I soooo wanted to call my first born "O'shea" but we went for "Odin" because I like nordic Gods.

 

[nush]

Common sense shit. The zoomer was offended because he's still on the outside after all those years.

Ironically it's a white guy with a black kid.

 

[Idleyes]

Ironically it's a white guy with a black kid.

What was he offended by exactly? The album direction or something?

 

[Peggies]

It's all about the difference between being inside a community and looking at it from the outside. When you're part of a community, you understand the context, the relationships, and the unwritten rules. From the outside, those same things can look confusing or even contradictory. For example, some people don't understand why a white person using the N-word can be received differently depending on who they are and their relationship to the people involved. The principle isn't unique to that word. We all understand this concept in other areas of life.

A woman calling another woman a bitch is received differently than a man calling a woman a bitch.
A playful slap on yo momma's ass is received differently depending on if it's her husband, daughter or a complete stranger.
A close friend or sibling using a nickname you've had for years is different from a random person you just met using it.

Context and relationships matter.

Common sense shit. The zoomer was offended because he's still on the outside after all those years.

My god, it's a pleasure reading your not drunk yet thoughts. It's surprisingly sense making and eloquent. Well done! Well spoken!

That being said: I don't trust women. Vile, weird creatures with a sense of deviousness. I'm blessed because because I don't have to deal with them. Cunts.

 

[nush]

What was he offended by exactly? The album direction or something?

Pronouncing the album title incorrectly.

 

[Chuck Berry]

So, I was thinking, is anyone of you guys afraid of dying alone?

Not necessarily afraid, but I know it'll happen and I accepted it a long time ago. I just can't settle down with one person. I'm bored of the sex within a few sessions and then I start nitpicking at ridiculous shit in order to find an excuse to stop communication altogether. It is what it is though, and I'm sure there's gotta be some sort of resentment deep down with my parents about me not carrying on the family line. It's me and that's it.

My parents have been married for over 50 years. And yet, I have an older sister who's been divorced twice and is now a single mother of two. And then there's me, who has jack shit and just goes through different women on a monthly basis to fill some sort of void. What the hell happened to us?

What sucks is the fact that let's say I croaked at home - my body wouldn't be found for at least a week. I feel like I'd have to write an apology note to the paramedics ahead of time for the smell.

 

[Idleyes]

Pronouncing the album title incorrectly.

How do you even mispronounce that? The only explanation I can come up with is maybe you hit the hard R or something. But even then, that would only explain why the kid got offended. (I'm kidding. Pun absolutely intended.) Honestly, the list of people who wouldn't be offended by the hard R is probably a lot shorter. You're basically down to KKK members, Nazi sympathizers, and the kind of people who think our world peaked in 1953.

 

[nush]

Not necessarily afraid, but I know it'll happen and I accepted it a long time ago. I just can't settle down with one person. I'm bored of the sex within a few sessions and then I start nitpicking at ridiculous shit in order to find an excuse to stop communication altogether.

You need to find a woman who you enjoy spending time with outside of the bedroom as much as in the bedroom. You won't get there if you speed run sex as a replacement for a real connection.

That's my Dr Phill for the day.

 

[nush]

The only explanation I can come up with is maybe you hit the hard R or something.

No hard R in that.

 

[Chuck Berry]

You need to find a woman who you enjoy spending time with outside of the bedroom as much as in the bedroom. You won't get there if you speed run sex as a replacement for a real connection.

That's my Dr Phill for the day.

The main issue is that I'm too independent and I've been single for so long I'm way, way too used to doing what I want, when I want and how I want.

If I want to spend a Sunday in my Adidas track pants and a wife beater, eating tacos and drinking margaritas while playing videogames, I can do it without being concerned about anyone bitching about it. It's pretty fucking great.

I just haven't been able to find anyone that makes me ok with walking away from the majority of that lifestyle. And I'm ok with walking away from it if I know the person is worth it (I've been in enough relationships to know what I want, and I won't just settle out of loneliness or whatever). In South Florida it's fucking ROUGH out here in the older singles scene dude.

 

[Peggies]

Not necessarily afraid, but I know it'll happen and I accepted it a long time ago. I just can't settle down with one person. I'm bored of the sex within a few sessions and then I start nitpicking at ridiculous shit in order to find an excuse to stop communication altogether. It is what it is though, and I'm sure there's gotta be some sort of resentment deep down with my parents about me not carrying on the family line. It's me and that's it.

My parents have been married for over 50 years. And yet, I have an older sister who's been divorced twice and is now a single mother of two. And then there's me, who has jack shit and just goes through different women on a monthly basis to fill some sort of void. What the hell happened to us?

What sucks is the fact that let's say I croaked at home - my body wouldn't be found for at least a week. I feel like I'd have to write an apology note to the paramedics ahead of time for the smell.

Wow, this is a deep Friday today.

I'm so with you on the long term relationship stuff. I don't believe in them anymore. I recently got divorced. My ex and I share our boys and I have a nice situationship going but I don't intend on getting married ever again.

I was thinking about getting a new bed. My current bed is 200x200 which apparently is super big and I can't find a new one that size. But the idea of getting a smaller one and someone clinging onto me or breathing into my face or my ear the whole fucking night gives me a panick attack.

But I still don't want to die alone .
It's a bit tricky. But maybe if I can find someone who doesn't clinge or breath I should be ok.

 

[Dr.Morris79]

Paint the fucking shed and fences.

We've just spent the fucking week painting the fence green!!!

Utter ballache

 

[Idleyes]

If I want to spend a Sunday in my Adidas track pants and a wife beater, eating tacos and drinking margaritas while playing videogames, I can do it without being concerned about anyone bitching about it. It's pretty fucking great.

The fact that I'm still living like this even while married is exactly why my wife is gearing up for war while I've been combat-ready the whole time.

 

[Dr.Morris79]

We've just spent the fucking week painting the fence green!!!

Utter ballache

Looooookkk, it's greennnn

(That's a shit image, I give up)

 

[Chuck Berry]

The fact that I'm still living like this even while married is exactly why my wife is gearing up for war while I've been combat-ready the whole time.

Sounds like a hell of a good wife though! And you're a pretty funny guy so I'm sure that sense of humor of yours lets you get away with plenty

 

[Idleyes]

Sounds like a hell of a good wife though! And you're a pretty funny guy so I'm sure that sense of humor of yours lets you get away with plenty

It's the only weapon I've ever needed.

Heading home with a brief detour to the liquor store. If all goes according to plan, I'll be back a few IQ points lighter and twice as funny.

 

[Dr.Morris79]

Heading home with a brief detour to the liquor store. If all goes according to plan, I'll be back a few IQ points lighter and twice as funny.

A man after my own heart!

 

[Peggies]

I think Chuck Berry is a great addition to that thread. Much more intriguing and fun than the usual autistic walk-ins.

 

[Chuck Berry]

Wow, this is a deep Friday today.

I'm so with you on the long term relationship stuff. I don't believe in them anymore. I recently got divorced. My ex and I share our boys and I have a nice situationship going but I don't intend on getting married ever again.

I was thinking about getting a new bed. My current bed is 200x200 which apparently is super big and I can't find a new one that size. But the idea of getting a smaller one and someone clinging onto me or breathing into my face or my ear the whole fucking night gives me a panick attack.

But I still don't want to die alone .
It's a bit tricky. But maybe if I can find someone who doesn't clinge or breath I should be ok.

200x200 is basically a king sized bed in the US. The size below that is what we call a "Twin". You definitely do NOT want that for two people because not only will you get the clinginess and breathing into your ear, but probably some drool too

I'm assuming you're in the UK since you dropped a "mum".

Finding someone that doesn't cling or breathe....do they make male Real Dollstm by any chance?

 

[nush]

If I want to spend a Sunday in my Adidas track pants and a wife beater, eating tacos and drinking margaritas while playing videogames, I can do it without being concerned about anyone bitching about it. It's pretty fucking great.

You won't believe it's possible until you've had it, but the key is to take care of all the adulting first before you chill.

 

[nush]

I'm assuming you're in the UK since you dropped a "mum".

 

[Chuck Berry]

You won't believe it's possible until you've had it, but the key is to take care of all the adulting first before you chill.

You mean make sure she's content before I fill my face with tacos and become 15 years old for 6 hours?

Edit - I'm actually a really good boyfriend (hell, I'm still the type that opens car doors for women) until I break up with them within a month or two

 

[Peggies]

200x200 is basically a king sized bed in the US. The size below that is what we call a "Twin". You definitely do NOT want that for two people because not only will you get the clinginess and breathing into your ear, but probably some drool too

I'm assuming you're in the UK since you dropped a "mum".

Finding someone that doesn't cling or breathe....do they make male Real Dollstm by any chance?

Lol, nah I'm not British.

But let me ask you something: do you have a beard? Do you wear a mask like Bane?

 

[nush]

Lol, nah I'm not British.

But let me ask you something: do you have a beard? Do you wear a mask like Bane?

You're German.

 

[Peggies]

You're German.

Fuck you Nush

 

[Chuck Berry]

Lol, nah I'm not British.

But let me ask you something: do you have a beard? Do you wear a mask like Bane?

Then where's the mum come from?

I haven't been clean shaven for over 20 years. But its a clean, professional beard. Not thick or long and I don't look like a bum.

And I do have a Bane-like mask that I wore briefly during COVID

 

[Idleyes]

You won't believe it's possible until you've had it, but the key is to take care of all the adulting first before you chill.

We know.

 

[Peggies]

Huh

 

[Idleyes]

Huh

You still here? I thought you'd knock off by now. It's almost 6pm here in Florida so, it must be around midnight over there in GERMANY.

 

[Peggies]

You still here? I thought you'd knock off by now. It's almost 6pm here in Florida so, it must be around midnight over there in GERMANY.

Fuck you Idleyes

I'm a victim of my hormones

 

[Idleyes]

Well, there is only one solution I can offer that will guarantee your hormones won't be a problem for a while: a 47-slide PowerPoint presentation about Gender relations by Ursula. Just my mentioning it should do the trick.

 

[Peggies]

Well, there is only one solution I can offer that will guarantee your hormones won't be a problem for a while: a 47-slide PowerPoint presentation about Gender relations by Ursula. Just my mentioning it should do the trick.

You're funny.

And you're right. In fact, I think we should invite Ursula to this thread and teach us about gender sensitivity.

 

[AJUMP23]

How about me and AJUMP23 ?

You are the odd one though I am normal.

 

[Idleyes]

I do miss my pre-marriage days of becoming the unofficial emotional support guy at parties. There was one night I went bar and party hopping and collected a group of five girls before ending up at a motel pool without even renting a room. I was cool with the owner so, whatever. I wasn't even running game. I swear I spent more nights accidentally finding sex than intentionally looking for it. I was basically a golden retriever with conversation skills.