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[epmode]

You already have everything you need to move on.

 

[starchild excalibur]

Thanks for the response (albeit vague). I found the answer in this thread.

 

[epmode]

I didn't want to spell it out because that's probably the best part of the game!

 

[Mechanized]

I didn't want to spell it out because that's probably the best part of the game!

Yeah that revelation is what makes the game.

 

[Duffyside]

I couldn't understand it. I feel like I could understand how to play it, but not what I was doing.

Box quote.

 

[alr1ght]

So I filled up my perfume/goop tank but I still cannot sleep. What exactly am I supposed to do now? Every walkthrough says I should be able to sleep...
http://i2.minus.com/imOQk1oIQmajy.png

 

[Balehead]

did you 'open pod' to get a message about how it's automatic or something? try that

 

[pargonta]

So I filled up my perfume/goop tank but I still cannot sleep. What exactly am I supposed to do now? Every walkthrough says I should be able to sleep...
http://i2.minus.com/imOQk1oIQmajy.png

full solution from that point, i think

Spoiler

examine nightstand in captain's quarters to retreive nav instruction manual
go to the display in the control room and 'look display'
'new destination' then go sleep

 

[alr1ght]

full solution from that point, i think

Spoiler

examine nightstand in captain's quarters to retreive nav instruction manual
go to the display in the control room and 'look display'
'new destination' then go sleep

thanks. that was it. Oh text adventures how I loathe thee.

 

[UrbanRats]

HOLY SHIT, NSFW.

 

[Kreed]

Glad this thread was bumped so I could play/share this. I'm amazed by the amount of detail put into this game and all the hidden secrets.

 

[Duffyside]

HOLY SHIT, NSFW.

Might want to edit that before you get banned.

 

[chiablo]

HOLY SHIT, NSFW.

Oh yea, baby... I like to watch.

 

[DerZuhälter]

HOLY SHIT, NSFW.

Awesome game! Checked it out thanks to GOTY 2012 GiantBombcast, which basically spoiled it to me too :\ .

 

[Maedhros]

What a coincidence... I was playing this just now.

I... don't understand. What did I just played?

 

[antitrop]

I missed this thread and never played the game until yesterday after hearing about it on the Giant Bombcast.

It's so... beautiful.... I did totally get bored by time I got to the

Spoiler

Text adventure

part.

 

[Graphics Horse]

Happy Boxing Day everyone.

 

[Amir0x]

for the longest time I thought the

Spoiler

fruit under the water

was just the fruit I had collected so far lol

 

[KittyKittyBangBang]

Oh this game is MADNESS!!!

trying to figure out what to do with the

Spoiler

coffee can

at the moment

 

[Gozer the Gozerian]

Am I missing something with the ending?

Spoiler

Bought the pool upgrade, then floated down and suddenly credits. End came out of nowhere seems like I skipped something.

 

[Messofanego]

Is that...

A mermaid cylon?!

 

[Dantis]

Finished this earlier. Hilarious game and completely mad.

 

[KittyKittyBangBang]

finished it, i agree with the sudden ending, but man what a great game!!

 

[KittyKittyBangBang]

Am I missing something with the ending?

Spoiler

Bought the pool upgrade, then floated down and suddenly credits. End came out of nowhere seems like I skipped something.

same here, if there is more, i missed it too

 

[Cosmo Clock 21]

same here, if there is more, i missed it too

That's it. Enjoy the credits, the best part of the game

 

[nickcv]

i played this at work about one month ago...
this is the work of a true genius

 

[GillianSeed79]

That's it. Enjoy the credits, the best part of the game

Oh God,

Spoiler

I'm on vacation at my sister's house with my parents and finished this earlier today. The whole time the credits were scrolling I had to keep the laptop screen half-closed for fear someone might walk up behind me.

 

[Ghost_Protocol]

Dd the Aqua Teen Hunger Force guys make this?

Oh God,

Spoiler

I'm on vacation at my sister's house with my parents and finished this earlier today. The whole time the credits were scrolling I had to keep the laptop screen half-closed for fear someone might walk up behind me.

Haha, and there's absolutely no way for you to explain what is happening on your screen.

 

[dispensergoinup]

Holy shit this game lol...

Just spent the last 45 mins playing it non-stop to the end. Wow...

Sudden ending, but the credits made up for it. So good!

 

[Little Green Yoda]

Am I supposed to slowly accumulate more fruit on the upgrade screen?

 

[efyu_lemonardo]

Am I supposed to slowly accumulate more fruit on the upgrade screen?

naaah, you just need to catch two or three of the presents, it's a bit tough because they come down fast

Spoiler

not really

OT: my favorite parts were

the human section (I lol'd at the tongue)
the naturalization exam (was kinda tough for a while)
the padlock

 

[loganclaws]

Can someone spoil this game for me please? I played it and got a lot of the upgrades but don't understand what the fuss was about, I feel like maybe I missed something.

 

[Quackula]

Can someone spoil this game for me please? I played it and got a lot of the upgrades but don't understand what the fuss was about, I feel like maybe I missed something.

Spoiler

When you get the dragon upgrade, go underwater.

 

[Daigoro]

Can someone spoil this game for me please? I played it and got a lot of the upgrades but don't understand what the fuss was about, I feel like maybe I missed something.

you missed everything! keep playing, you'll get it. its no fun to spoil it. (im sure its spoiled somewhere in this thread if you really dont want to play)

edit: weak!

 

[Quackula]

you missed everything! keep playing, you'll get it. its no fun to spoil it. (im sure its spoiled somewhere in this thread if you really dont want to play)

edit: weak!

I'm not sayin' any more that that!

Spoiler

Honestly when I first played it I was stuck too, didn't realize you could move up/down with the dragon

 

[Struct09]

Finally sat down and played through it. F'ing hilarious!

 

[loganclaws]

I'm not sayin' any more that that!

Spoiler

Honestly when I first played it I was stuck too, didn't realize you could move up/down with the dragon

Same here!

 

[Hazaro]

Understand what GB was raving about it.
Good fun.

 

[GavinGT]

Am I missing something with the ending?

Spoiler

Bought the pool upgrade, then floated down and suddenly credits. End came out of nowhere seems like I skipped something.

Spoiler

The credits are there to subvert your expectations, just like the rest of the game.

 

[jgkspsx]

Makes sense, I guess.

Wow, what an experience. I never got stuck and went in knowing nothing but the slight spoiler

Spoiler

"explore the water."

But I have to say, I was disappointed with the math content.

 

[kami_sama]

Edit: Wrong Thread, sorry!

OnTopic:
Played it yesterday, the game is crazy! And there were some songs that I loved!

 

[Vitet]

I'm not sayin' any more that that!

Spoiler

Honestly when I first played it I was stuck too, didn't realize you could move up/down with the dragon

Hint

Spoiler

You can go down with the turtle too

 

[squidyj]

get your ass to mars!

Hint

Spoiler

You can go down with the turtle too

Spoiler

yeah but who wants a stupid turtle?

 

[MThanded]

Andre Phillipe

DA HELL

 

[Perkel]

This and Hotline Miami is GOTY material.

Every 5 minutes i was like OMG

 

[Imbarkus]

Wow. Just found and digested after hearing about it on the Bombcast. Good times!

 

[T.M. MacReady]

first heard about this on the player one podcast a while back. Glad to see more people playing.


Game of the Year? YOU BET

 

[Lotto]

Finally beat this game, edutainment at it's finest. Credits were glorious.

 

[CoffeeJanitor]

That was amazing. Thank you to the creator.

 

[efyu_lemonardo]

first heard about this on the player one podcast a while back. Glad to see more people playing.


Game of the Year? YOU BET

The team who made the old spice game need to team up with the guys behind this. I'd pay real money for whatever they came up with!