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[dekline]

Find some mushrooms and eat them

 

[Culebra 64]

Lesson learned then, right?

cuz I dont see how you can live alone in this country if you cant cook, and your not rich.

I live alone and also can't cook, nor am rich.




I survive off of clever purchases and the pity of ex girlfriends.

 

[MrToughPants]

I had 5 tacos and some pecan crumble pumpkin pie. I'm just stuffed right now.

 

[Replicant]

Here in Sydney, Chinatown usually opens on Christmas Day. So people who have no family gathering usually flocks that way. Isn't there Chinese/Asian places in your area?

 

[Tamanon]

Found a TGI Fridays to et at today since we're out of town. Nowhere else was opem.

 

[DMeisterJ]

I'm hungry, but there's food and cookies to eat here. I'm sure you can find something to eat in your house. It's pretty hard to mess up chicken breasts and rice.

 

[JABEE]

Find a stray dog and eat it.

You would alligator. You would.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

You would alligator. You would.

Im sure Eagle fans have done worse.

 

[RepairmanJack]

Waffle House. Horrible food, but it's open. I'm actually headed there here in about an hour. Me and a group of buddies have a Christmas Eve tradition of going to waffle house at midnight and just hanging out shooting the shit for an hour or so. Been doing it for about 6 years now.

 

[Soyongdori]

I had my friend come in to cook for me.

 

[MThanded]

You gonna starve to death.

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

No food at the house? do you even cook for yourself to have supplies of normal food around the rest of the time?

 

[diunxx]

Get a family op

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

I had my friend come in to cook for me.

This is just sad. I hope this was a life changing experience for you.

Serious question: can you make an omelette?

 

[Goodacre0081]

I hear people set out milk and cookies. just fucking right out in the open for some guy to come and much on. I think they're only open after midnight though.

 

[MThanded]

I had my friend come in to cook for me.

Do you cook at all?

 

[Alligatorjandro]

you aint got no bologna?

 

[smr00]

I'm dying here. No food in the house, all the places are closed, even the groceries.

This is why you keep groceries in your house.

 

[Pixel Pete]

It'll suck, but you could always not eat. You won't die, not even close.

 

[Goodacre0081]

you aint got no bologna?

or a block of cheese?

 

[Magik]

Just go to Chinatown. There's always a few restaurants open.

 

[Elev8ion]

or a smallish size pet??

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

Just go to Chinatown. There's always a few restaurants open.

How do you know he lives anywhere that has a Chinatown.

 

[FairyD]

Kill your neighbour and eat his flesh.

 

[siddx]

I once had to go get some tampons on Christmas for a stripper whose dumbass forgot to bring some to work her. Ending up walking around for an hour before I found a store open. My boss was pissed. And so was I since when I got back she had just borrowed one from another dancer.

 

[zero_suit]

I had my friend come in to cook for me.

Smh

 

[Chris R]

Was just out driving, tons of places still open. No grocery stores though.

 

[How About No]

OP how old are you. I got a buncha stuff in my cupboard that I don't think I'll even touch in the next month.

 

[Mothman91]

7-Eleven is open

WaWa and Sheetz probably are too.

The deli sections of these places are the only good places to get good food fast during late hours.

 

[CTE]

I know, because this is the first Christmas everything has closed isn't it?

Pretty pathetic you can't come up with a meal and need to have someone come over like you're handicapped.

 

[FStop7]

I've never touched stove in my life.

You can take this time of hunger to meditate upon why you've elected to be a helpless baby

 

[Acid08]

:lol :lol

so fucking good

 

[brianjones]

go buy some cigarettes and chain smoke

 

[Ultima_5]

The Chinese restaurant I usually order from is closed on Mondays, so they were closed tonight, which has to be one of their busiest nights of the year due to the whole Jews eating Chinese on Xmas eve tradition

You know that doesn't happen. Just what Christian's believe happens

 

[Brannon]

There is milk a can of coke and bottle of orange juice in my fridge. Nothing else. I don't stock up foods in my apartment.

I always go out to eat food.

Freeze the orange juice in cubes or a whole thing and break it up and eat the orange ice like a citrusy snowcone, savoring it til the day you can chow down on some real food. Of course I just ate some fried rice with veggies and egg and salmon so I can be flippant like that.

On an off note, since you seem to have solved that dilemma, where do you live, so that we can use the power of the internet to point you to places of delicatessical decadence?

 

[Ultima_5]

I live alone and also can't cook, nor am rich.




I survive off of clever purchases and the pity of ex girlfriends.

That's rather depressing man. It isn't difficult to cook.

 

[jakncoke]

I've never touched stove in my life.

wut

 

[BlueTsunami]

Grilled cheese sandwiches are hard

 

[Soyongdori]

This is just sad. I hope this was a life changing experience for you.

lol why?

 

[terrdactycalsrock]

I hate it when this happens. All of the restaurants close around 10 where I live, so if I go to bed early and wake up late I'm out of luck. I guess its gas station food for you OP!

 

[ViewtifulJC]

How u can fuck up like this? Christmas comes every year, shit.....

that's what I'm thinking

I mean

yo aint got nobody to blame but yourself, nigga

 

[Culebra 64]

That's rather depressing man. It isn't difficult to cook.

Me

 

[How About No]

Set stove to low heat.

Oil small pan.

Crack two/three eggs over pan, mix with spatula.

Flip after a few minutes.

After another few minutes turn off stove and flip eggs onto plate, eat.

Motherfuckin' eggs, bitch.

 

[Soyongdori]

Set stove to low heat.

Oil small pan.

Crack two/three eggs over pan, mix with spatula.

Flip after a few minutes.

After another few minutes turn off stove and flip eggs onto plate, eat.

Motherfuckin' eggs, bitch.

No eggs

 

[twilitesparklemotion]

lol why?

Because you eat out every meal. That's outrageously expensive and I'm willing to bet, unhealthy. Learn to make wet noodles hot.

 

[lupinko]

Chinese food!

This.

 

[How About No]

No eggs

True but next time you have the chance. Gotta learn this stuff.

 

[jakncoke]

lol why?

you dont see how being helpless and not having any food at all is to say bluntly. pathetic?

 

[Rygar 8 Bit]

why wouldnt you buy food in advance this happens every year

 

[twilitesparklemotion]

Here, I'll help.

1. Get noodles
2. Make them wet
3. Make them hot

Hope this helps. Optional fourth step: put them in your mouth.