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[Bartski]

Some of this stuff is simply too funny not to share











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Thread not made to shitpost on Cyberpunk please don't turn it into one. Have some sense of humor and share your findings here!

 

[Bartski]

 

[The Skull]

This is comedy. I was gonna wait until it's been patched but might pull the trigger now.

 

[Loxus]

The first two got me dying.

 

[spartan30gr]

Some of this stuff is simply too funny not to share











stolen from Reddit - not posting direct links to avoid autoplay

Thread not made to shitpost on Cyberpunk please don't turn it into one. Have some sense of humor and share your findings here!

This is a true bugy game of the year!!!!!

 

[Bartski]

 

[PSYGN]

These aren't bugs, they're features.

 

[MiguelItUp]

I don't have footage or video, but the best ones I've seen involve mods being swapped with other ones. Or the models just floating.

Best one I've seen thus far involved a character that was supposed to be holding a chip, but instead it was a gun. It was also being held all weird.

 

[waquzy]

Here are a few of mine(on PS5):

 

[Bartski]

 

[teezzy]

This is comedy. I was gonna wait until it's been patched but might pull the trigger now.

I wouldn't wait. Join the zeitgeist, fam

 

[Hawking Radiation]

Awe yesss.

I was waiting for a thread like this

 

[mango drank]

you know how you're walking through your neighborhood and you suddenly win a free car

I can't stop watching this vid.

 

[Ozzy Onya A2Z]

Skip to 18 seconds.



Then I drove off, killed him and got the crowd reaction.

 

[V4skunk]

This is a true bugy game of the year!!!!!

Witcher3 was much worse.

 

[Sander Cohen]

Wow....just wow.

 

[Hawking Radiation]

 

[waquzy]

Cyberpunk 2077 makes Mafia 3 look like a polished diamond.

 

[Pallas]

Damn, cars falling from the sky, literally raining cars over there. Just one of the many hazards of living in Night City.

 

[Kurimao]

was waiting for this.

 

[PSYGN]

Damn, cars falling from the sky, literally raining cars over there. Just one of the many hazards of living in Night City.

They should make a quest to investigate this and find a disgruntled robot at a junkyard doing this.

 

[Craig of War]

 

[Nikana]

BEEP BEEP MOTHERFUCKER

 

[-Arcadia-]

Spontaneous flying automobiles are going to be a big problem in the future, I see.

 

[-Arcadia-]

The third video is actually terrifying. Final Destination vibes.

 

[Tesseract]

The third video is actually terrifying. Final Destination vibes.

it's a feature

 

[Great Hair]

 

[DaleinCalgary]

This is my favorite thread of the year

 

[Iorv3th]

This is great!

 

[Bonfires Down]

CDPR should save the original version on a beta branch so we can go back to this if we want to later on.

 

[Bartski]

 

[Batiman]

Imagine putting you’re heart and soul into making this beautiful game only to sell it to your fans in this condition. Fuck cdpr upper management. This is like goat simulator 2077. Such a shame

 

[Poppyseed]

I can promise you that CDPR knew about this. The number of bugs I came across in just an hour of play is unreal. Absolutely insane the game was released in this state. It’s simply not finished. Even the inventory menu is often bugged, saying I have multiple weapons equipped I don’t, not being able to run at times (nothing to do with overburdened) etc. Unbelievable.

 

[Poppyseed]

Imagine putting you’re heart and soul into making this beautiful game only to sell it to your fans in this condition. Fuck cdpr upper management. This is like goat simulator 2077. Such a shame

Agreed. It’s embarrassingly buggy. The only thing this game hasn’t done so far is completely crash. Aside from that, I’ve seen just about everything, and that’s on a high-end PC.

 

[Connxtion]

This game man

 

[Pallas]

They should make a quest to investigate this and find a disgruntled robot at a junkyard doing this.

Lmao yes! That would be pretty hilarious.

 

[vpance]

This guy is a genius

 

[THEAP99]

 

[Yselacrey00]

They should have called it Cyberbug 2077

 

[mango drank]

Pre-alphapunk 2075

Before seeing this thread, I was planning on waiting a few weeks to buy the game, to give the devs time to work out the bugs. But seeing these, I can't imagine "a few weeks" is anywhere near enough time.

Did most Witcher 3 bugs eventually get patched, or is the game still buggy today? Never played.

 

[desertdroog]

It's the Black Knight from Monty Python. Great Easter egg!

 

[vpance]

lol

 

[Solarstrike]

Imagine putting you’re heart and soul into making this beautiful game only to sell it to your fans in this condition. Fuck cdpr upper management. This is like goat simulator 2077. Such a shame

They went all in on this game. It's amazing.

 

[Allnamestakenlol]

Those videos in the OP had me DYING. Holy. Fuck.

 

[wordslaughter]

Feel a bit jealous. On PC I've experienced almost no bugs at all and most of these bugs are just funny.

I sen 25+ hours I've seen a few NPCs holding the T position and a few NPCs stop moving during combat making them easy kills. And once during conversation, Judy said her line at the same time I said mine. But other than that everything has been normal.

Are these vids from the console version before the day one patch?

 

[K.S v2.0]

I had one hilarious bug I totally forgot to screenshot... Basically paid a hooker, watched the sex scene, then after the scene I walked off, with the hooker still attached to my hip...

 

[Explosive Zombie]

The bugs are the true emergent gameplay

 

[Red-Town]

 

[Bartski]

 

[GymWolf]

I had nothing of this stuff unfortunately, just some npc with floating smartphones and the incapacity of picking some objects from the ground.