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[Silvawuff]

I've seen a lot of crazy, clever, or funny usernames in different online games I've played.

I once came across a Tarutaru (think like a cutesy dwarf race) in Final Fantasy XI named Chickenflavor. In Final Fantasy XIV I've seen a "Viewing Cutscene," which is hilarious because the game will tell other players if you are viewing a cutscene.

In WoW my favorite Tauren name was "Sugarudders."

Any names stand out to you, GAF, or are you the owner of such a clever or funny moniker yourself?

 

[MadClacker]

Daddy's Creampie

 

[OmegaSmash]

mister lister sister fister

 

[wanders]

Pixelated Pizza

 

[Pankratous]

One of the first times online ever was on PS3, playing Warhawk, came across a guy called "xboxforsale"

I still laugh sometimes about that. I think that account is gone.

 

[Double Donut]

A friend and I once encountered someone name "Wrestle Me" on XBL. The simplicity and absurdity of the name still makes me laugh.

 

[daviyoung]

xXxSephirothAmir0x420xXx

 

[Not75Drops]

ButtSmasher and FaintColt388301

 

[gafneo]

Whatdaddydid

 

[Psyrgery ES]

YOU GOT SPANKED

In Forza 6. Driving cars with Trump liveries. And ramming into everybody of course.

 

[GodofWine]

Magic Fetus

DooDoo Hopkins

 

[zombiekawaii]

Xboxsignout

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWZLa4AnN5k

 

[robertoci]

I always get a chuckle when playing Ultimate Team on Fifa 17 and someone has a punny name like Not A Kalou and Inter Ya Nan

 

[ZombAid82]

ButtSmasher and FaintColt388301

Surprised that it's not first reply!

 

[King Radical]

"imaragequit"

Ran into him in Halo: Reach, I killed him once, and he quit the game. Guess the guy knows what he's about at least.

 

[digoutyoursoul]

MR P NIS

 

[mikeGFG]

"Thilly Gooth"

Some of the dudes in my Ghost Recon clan straight up refused to say his name out loud, it was hilarious.

 

[Kylarean]

TeaBaggins. Seen this name across several games (WoW, FFXI, etc). Don't know if it's the same guy or not.

 

[JohnSpartanLee]

MoleEyez (Zangief player)

 

[cloby451]

ALinkToYourA$$

 

[TheSpoiler]

xXxSephirothAmir0x420xXx

I bet he plays a lot of anime games.

 

[DarkKyo]

I keep seeing a guy on my server in FFXIV named "Childhood Obesity"

 

[mitch1971]

Your mums raw gash, in battlefield 3 one night.

 

[BiggNife]

One time I was playing Overwatch with friends and one of the guys on the other team was named U2Official

I asked if it was Bono or Edge playing and the response in chat was "It's the band's account but this is Bono - Bono"

I don't know why but I thought that was the funniest thing

 

[Blobbers]

Shaquille Oatmeal

 

[Cereality]

CantStopMyOwnage

 

[Skilotonn]

Funny that this thread was made, because two weeks ago I came across the funniest Gamertag I had seen in ages.

It was in Overwatch and was a Widowmaker named ProtectMeConeoo (Protect Me, Damnit) - had me laughing the whole match because I could picture the person screaming this everytime they were attacked and had to run.

 

[Moobabe]

Maybe not THAT funny, but one that always stuck with me as one from Final Fantasy XIV...

Matthew Highdamage

No much intrigue, so little context. Is Matthew his first name? If so, then it's adorable, if not then... well, it's incredible.

 

[sixteen-bit]

SFV Necalli player

CFN: Necalli Culkin

 

[PMS341]

I feel like I always see funny tags, but I always forget them later on.

Except for DragonPepsi. I'll never forget them.

 

[Shinjica]

"Sapped girls never say no" was a guild name on WOW

 

[PartTimeWarrior]

Peter North Made Me Pancakes
Bite the pillow im going in dry
Awpsoleet
AWPerator

 

[Auctopus]

"Thilly Gooth"

Some of the dudes in my Ghost Recon clan straight up refused to say his name out loud, it was hilarious.

Ahahaha

 

["D"]

Dungeon Fighter Online:

Big Puzzy
TheseDblDs

Final Fantasy XIV:

Sloppy Wet

Not from online gaming, but from the days of AOL:

At12wefuccin

 

[Nepenthe]

ISAIAH THE SLAYA

Whoever that is in Rocket League, bless them.

 

[TraBuch]

It's a pretty corny name, but I found it hilarious when I was 12 and really into the GOAT multiplayer FPS, the first Unreal Tournament. "The Notorious G.I.B."

 

[LinkSlayer64]

"Yourself" is still a classic for me. especially for games like Halo, where you get the ticker saying things like "You were killed by yourself" or "You got fragged by yourself"

 

[kaioshade]

Lalafell in Final Fantasy XIV named "Walmart Supervisor"

Favorite name ever.

 

[Woetyler]

Any xbox 360 GT preferred names.

 

[sflufan]

"The Whole French Army"

 

[Steve o 3000]

GandolftheBrown

 

[Mohasus]

online_games_16 and videojames.

Dunno why but I really like these.

 

[djplaeskool]

I ran into a group in TERA that all had Wu Tang Clan song names.

Tri.umph
Gravel.pit
Cream.dolladolla
Protectya.neck
Bringda.ruckus

 

[Regiruler]

There have been a few in Team Fortress 2 that made me laugh my ass off, but I can't remember them. It's been years.

 

[Bloodporne]

"CrapAzzFagit666"

I'm not making this up. I was invaded and subsequently murdered by someone named THAT in Dark Souls years ago. Naturally the "what is it" gesture was used...never been angrier at losing.

 

[deim0s]

Can't remember where I saw these, but most likely in Titanfall 2 (PS4):
IneptGamer
Average-Student

 

[Ocelott]

Billy Rosewood in FFXIV

 

[badboy78660]

AskYoGurlAboutMe

 

[Kayo Police]

Various Porn Star names on FF14.

Daddy, Mommy, and it's kind.

Daddy's little fidget spinner.

Cummies.

Hurt me more.

 

[Red Rudolph]

SargeLausage. I laughed, though I wish I hadn't.