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[MMarston]

I share a room with a sibling and my bed is positioned in a way that I can see his computer. Now, almost every single night I get woken up, at least twice, and he's watching JAV porn or hentai.

And he even goes on for hours. For example, I wake up, I see him watching the stuff and the clock is like 2:30 AM, and I (try to) go back to sleep. Then I wake up at like 5AM, and he's still doing the same thing.

Now how do I get woken up? Well, obviously due to not only the sounds of him getting off, but also because - and I shit you not - does WWE Daniel Bryant chants as he does his business. No, I mean it, right down to crowd tempo on TV.


Help me GAF. Can't deal with this shit anymore.

 

[FO-totality]

I share a room with a sibling and my bed is positioned in a way that I can see his computer. Now, almost every single night I get woken up, at least twice, and he's watching JAV porn or hentai.

And he even goes on for hours. For example, I wake up, I see him watching the stuff and the clock is like 2:30 AM, and I (try to) go back to sleep. Then I wake up at like 5AM, and he's still doing the same thing.

Now how do I get woken up? Well, obviously due to not only the sounds of him getting off, but also because - and I shit you not - does WWE Daniel Bryant chants as he does his business. No, I mean it, right down to crowd tempo on TV.


Help me GAF. Can't deal with this shit anymore.

So there really are green lines, but they're not sound.

 

[jred2k]

YES

YES

YES

YES

 

[Cosmo Clock 21]

Have you considered talking to him about it at any point in your life

 

[SocksAndShoes]

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[exmachina64]

Can't stop laughing, what an absurd situation. Sorry you have to go through that, OP.

 

[xxracerxx]

Umm tell him to knock it off while you are in the room. You guys are way way too close.

 

[Surface of Me]

One day just start chanting and grunting with him.

 

[LyleLanley]

Why is Japanese porn called JAV? Why doesn't porn from any other country get this treatment?

Umm tell him to knock it off while you are in the room. You guys are way way too close.

That's the problem.

 

[No Love]

Slap him in the face and tell him "Stop jerking off so much, you're gonna go blind."

 

[EMT0]

You're not walking out of this without a tag OP

 

[Heysoos]

I share a room with a sibling and my bed is positioned in a way that I can see his computer. Now, almost every single night I get woken up, at least twice, and he's watching JAV porn or hentai.

And he even goes on for hours. For example, I wake up, I see him watching the stuff and the clock is like 2:30 AM, and I (try to) go back to sleep. Then I wake up at like 5AM, and he's still doing the same thing.

Now how do I get woken up? Well, obviously due to not only the sounds of him getting off, but also because - and I shit you not - does WWE Daniel Bryant chants as he does his business. No, I mean it, right down to crowd tempo on TV.


Help me GAF. Can't deal with this shit anymore.

lmao 😂

 

[Ezalc]

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Get him headphones as a gift OP.

 

[joelseph]

Talk to him about Team Hell No

 

[Cuyejo]

ehh, talk to him... you know like a normal human being.

 

[theechrisfox]

Tell your parents.

 

[barik]

Does he know you know, though?

 

[SalvaPot]

Show him the gif.

 

[fallengorn]

When he starts chanting you chant with him. He either stops or you've got another gaf thread. Win/Win.

 

[Guevara]

the brother?

 

[Cheetos is Pretty Awesome]

Now how do I get woken up? Well, obviously due to not only the sounds of him getting off, but also because - and I shit you not - does WWE Daniel Bryant chants as he does his business. No, I mean it, right down to crowd tempo on TV.

OH MY GOD

please record this

 

[SenorArdilla]

Does he know?

 

[cirrhosis]

You need to film your brother this evening in landscape mode and post it here on GAF before we can give constructive advice.

 

[LyleLanley]

 

[MMarston]

Have you considered talking to him about it at any point in your life

I would, but let's just say he's not the reasonable type whatsoever.

 

[Courage]

 

[Clydefrog]

Haha, kids these days. Thank god tablets or cell phones weren’t around when I was growing up. I remember when I had to share a room with my brother and he’d be up late at night reading a book. “Turn the light off! I’m trying to sleep!!!”

 

[devilhawk]

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[Jonnax]

Are you making this up? I just can't see how any of this is logical.
Why chanting? Unless he wants you to wake up.

 

[spindashing]

This sounds a little too good to be true. Dodge the green lines to let him know how annoying it is for you.

Edit: Not reasonable? Well, you better start looking on alternatives on where to sleep or snitch on him.

 

[Malreyn]

Are you sure you aren't 8bitNates sister IRL and not know it?

 

[CapitalismSucks DonkeyBalls]

How is it not awkward as fuck for your brother being caught jacking it? I walked in on my brother doing it 3 separate times and each time was worse than the last.

 

[InfiniteBento]

What the hell is up with siblings fapping in front of/around each other?

That shit is fucking weird.

 

[super-famicom]

OP is Eightbitnate's sister?

 

[Toxi]

Green lines represent Daniel Bryant noises.

 

[Cloud Strife]

Just cough when he starts doing it so he notices you then keep staring while smiling at him, even if he keeps doing it keep that smile

 

[Dark_castle]

Who the fuck watches porn for hours anyway. Just skip to the juicy bit, spank the money, release and done.

 

[collige]

How is it not awkward as fuck for your brother being caught jacking it? I walked in on my brother doing it 3 separate times and each time was worse than the last.

What? Please explain.

 

[MMarston]

Are you making this up? I just can't see how any of this is logical.
Why chanting? Unless he wants you to wake up.

He kinda whispers them in order to avoid waking me. Thing is I already am when he does it.

Does he know you know, though?

I keep trying to give him subtle hints that I am awake, such as grunts or quickly checking my phone for the time, but nope. Either he doesn't know just doesn't care.

 

[Renta]

When he starts chanting you chant with him. He either stops or you've got another gaf thread. Win/Win.

This is definitely what you should do, op lmao

 

[Sai-kun]

People who can't stay quiet are so adorable lmao

 

[John Kowalski]

It's over op.

I'm sorry.

 

[The Omega Man]

I share a room with a sibling and my bed is positioned in a way that I can see his computer. Now, almost every single night I get woken up, at least twice, and he's watching JAV porn or hentai.

The weaboo thirst is real

 

[Sojgat]

Next time, start screaming as if you've just been injured (say you had a bad cramp), your parents should come running in.

Problem solved.

 

[CapitalismSucks DonkeyBalls]

What? Please explain.

As in, you think you'll never see it again and then you see it again. Not like he was partaking in anything progressively weird or something.

 

[marrec]

Walk up and put your hand gently on his shoulder and whisper "yes" quietly in his ear.

 

[Paskil]

Silver lining:

He isn't standing over you and isn't finishing on you.

 

[Phrynobatrachus]

every day some new thread pops up that utterly baffles me with OP's apparent utter disconnect from reality

HE'S RELATED TO YOU, USE YOUR WORDS AND TELL HIM TO STOP FUCKING JERKIN IT WHEN YOU'RE AROUND

 

[Dabanton]

JAV porn or hentai.

Basically two of the most boring porn genres, tell him to get his porn game up if his going to be watching that stuff all night.

 

[bjork]

Please take a phone video and put it on motherless or something. Something like this needs to be seen to be believed.