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[Sibersk Esto]

 

[Lulubop]

And you can't tell him anything because?

 

[FeenixRising]

Green lines represent Daniel Bryant noises.

fixed

 

[andycapps]

I'm afraid I'm not getting the full picture here. Going to need an MS Paint drawing of what's going on.

 

[terrisus]

You're not walking out of this without a tag OP

I don't know how Nate made it out of his topic without a tag :þ

 

[Impeccable]

Hentai? Maybe the thrill of getting caught and helped out is fueling the fires.

 

[sappyday]

People who can't stay quiet are so adorable lmao

Lmao wut



Anyways, the only solution is to outporn him and chant some other wrestler's chant. I recommend ric flair

 

[adamsapple]

Why not join in on the fun OP ?

 

[terrisus]

Silver lining:

He isn't standing over you and isn't finishing on you.

Or so you think.

 

[SigSig]

Play this super loud on your phone the next time he starts chanting:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=MV0sK65PyVI

 

[Vulcano's assistant]

And you can't tell him anything because?

Plot twists, OP sibling is deaf. Now we are in a sitcom.

 

[Defuser]

Just fucking tell him. If he still continues, secretly take a video of him and upload to youtube.

 

[Rapstah]

You're making this up.

 

[Coolwhip]

You share a room with your brother? How old are you? :/

 

[SystemBug]

You have to record the Yes chant. GAF already has the "thank you". We need to increase our collection

 

[kidtamagotchi]

Chant NO! NO! NO! when he chants YES! Hopefully he'll get the message. What would most likely happen is your brother will physically attack you Meat-style.

 

[LyleLanley]

The obvious answer is to masturbate louder than he does. Assert your dominance!

 

[Sigmaah]

If my brother did this shit I'd smack the fuck outta him and be like my nigga im right here, how da fuq u gonna beat your meat with my presence here.

Straight nasty son omfg.

 

[MMarston]

And you can't tell him anything because?

He's a very very very mean spirited dude. Let's just leave it at that.

You share a room with your brother? How old are you? :/

21, and he's already 25. The only reason I'm sticking around at my house is because my mom doesn't see the point in me moving out if I'm 20 minutes away from my university.

You have to record the Yes chant. GAF already has the "thank you". We need to increase our collection

iunderstoodthatreference.gif

...and pretty much the same reason I won't do that. That's just weird.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

help

 

[super-famicom]

OP, next time he does this, just read all the replies in this thread in a loud voice.

 

[FriendlyGoat]

Are you afraid of your brother or something? Not so subtley tell him you can see and hear everything. If that doesn't work get creative. Hide a watergun under your bed, buy a bullhorn, threaten to record him, tell him you enjoy your time together, smash his computer if he refuses to stop. Just do something unless you really do enjoy it, in which case keeping having fun I guess.

If you are worried about repercussions we can brainstorm other alternatives. Propose some private time when you aren't in the room.

 

[atomsk]

I think we all know how this is going to end

 

[LookAtMeGo]

Have him catch you jerkin it when he's jerkin it. That'll teach him.

 

[spindashing]

If my brother did this shit I'd smack the fuck outta him and be like my nigga im right here, how da fuq u gonna beat your meat with my presence here.

Straight nasty son omfg.

dudes would get mad at their lil bros for beating off but wont beat off their lil bros

 

[Sephzilla]

 

[DonEscobar]

I put more color in to these images than I should have. OP, good luck. Yourealreadypregnant.gif

 

[Anth0ny]

Like this, OP?

edit: ninja'd

 

[Aesius]

You're 21 and you share a room with your 25 year old brother?

Why hasn't he moved out yet?

 

[EightBitNate]

Just make it obvious you hear him and it makes you uncomfortable.

 

[The Omega Man]

He's a very very very mean spirited dude. Let's just leave it at that.

21, and he's already 25. The only reason I'm sticking around at my house is because my mom doesn't see the point in me moving out if I'm 20 minutes away from my university.

OMG Already 25 wow much big such superior.

25 to 21 different is shit, stand your fucking ground, start by telling him he should watch better porn; a 25 yo jerkingg off to hentai is a pathetic weaboo

 

[Catdaddy]

Shine a flashlight on him, or get him a fleshlight as a gift...

 

[andymcc]

Just make it obvious you hear him and it makes you uncomfortable.

is that how your sister got you to stop?

You're 21 and you share a room with your 25 year old brother?

Why hasn't he moved out yet?

i don't even like sharing a room with my girlfriend. how does one grown-ass man share a room with another grown-ass man....

 

[Des0lar]

OMG Already 25 wow much big such superior.

25 to 21 different is shit, stand your fucking ground, start by telling him he should watch better porn; a 25 yo jerkingg off to hentai is a pathetic weaboo

Wowow buddy
Relax

 

[Air Zombie Meat]

Pepper spray his dick whenever it happens.

 

[Timeaisis]

Did you make this up, OP? It almost sounds too good to be a real NeoGAF thread.

 

[Catdaddy]

Did anyone else come to this thread thinking it was a sister?

 

[TheSeks]

YES

YES

YES

YES

LMAO.

OP, next time he does this, just read all the replies in this thread in a loud voice.

Or get a squirt (heh) bottle and squirt him with water like a cat (though try not to hit the PC?) and tell him "I CAN HEAR YOUR MASTURBATING" in a loud voice.

 

[Cizeta-Moroder]

So there really are green lines, but they're not sound.

Green is tentacles? We need visual.

 

[Borgnine]

Have you tried tattling to mom and dad about it?

 

[Fatal Futanari]

OP, you gotta scare the shit outta him. Casually walk up beside him, put your hand on is shoulder, and ask him what he is doing and if he can stop.

i don't even like sharing a room with my girlfriend..

wut

 

[adj_noun]

Get with the program, OP.

 

[Fj0823]

is that how your sister got you to stop?



i don't even like sharing a room with my girlfriend. how does one grown-ass man share a room with another grown-ass man....

This remind me. has that HILARIOUS gif with spiderman in bed sending a green shockwave been posted?

I need it in my gif collection

 

[FortuneFaded]

Anytime he starts playing a video, make aggressive sexual advances towards him. Either he'll reject you and realise that his actions will lead to unwanted consequences or he'll accept you and you'll have sexy fun times. Win-win.

 

[MMarston]

You're 21 and you share a room with your 25 year old brother?

Why hasn't he moved out yet?

He's kinda of a semi-recluse. He'd only go out for some movies, or a family dinner or whenever he finally manages to some work (to his credit, he's been getting more work lately for the first time in years, so I'm glad about that). Apart from that, he practically spends the rest of the time in the house all day playing Skyrim or on the internet.

25 to 21 different is shit, stand your fucking ground, start by telling him he should watch better porn; a 25 yo jerkingg off to hentai is a pathetic weaboo

Easy there dude.

 

[FeenixRising]

OMG Already 25 wow much big such superior.

25 to 21 different is shit, stand your fucking ground, start by telling him he should watch better porn; a 25 yo jerkingg off to hentai is a pathetic weaboo

Way to sour what is supposed to be a hilarious thread...

 

[Robotguy]

Did anyone else come to this thread thinking it was a sister?

Yes, since that's necessary for it to be a true reverse EightBitNate.

 

[terrisus]

21, and he's already 25. The only reason I'm sticking around at my house is because my mom doesn't see the point in me moving out if I'm 20 minutes away from my university.

No job?
Nothing from financial aid to cover housing?
Parents paying for college, and will cut off payment if you move out?

 

[Guzim]

Just chant NO! or blast Rusev's theme instead.

 

[Jeronimo Jones]

According to a similar thread, you should go straight the authorities (human resources in that thread) to avoid any interaction with the jerker in question.