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GAF any tips on preventing getting boners around a woman?

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Alaskanbullworm said:
Literally started to make this the second I read to OP

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splendid.
 
Jerk it before hand and then just roll with it if it comes back and she notices. Chicks dig confidence so don't be ashamed of it and just embrace the facts of the situation: you're a young healthy guy and she's an attractive, half naked female so what does she expect to happen?
 
Look at it this way, when you get old, no more boners. Enjoy your boners while you can, and let the ladies know it boner time!
 
If this is the same girl as your other thread... make your move man. Come on, we're all rooting for you. Make the move and get it over with, then you don't have to worry about concealing it any more.

Tonight's the night man, do it. (or was this happening tomorrow?)
 
Brian Griffin said:
Jerk it before hand and then just roll with it if it comes back and she notices. Chicks dig confidence so don't be ashamed of it and just embrace the facts of the situation: you're a young healthy guy and she's an attractive, half naked female so what does she expect to happen?
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Haha. So many people saying to just play it off.

You cant in this situation, unless y'all are like already hittin it. If you get a boner, she will laugh and tell all her friends about it in the best case scenario. Worst case, she'll give you an awful look and never talk to you again. And also tell all her friends what a creep you are. More probably, it'll be in between these two extremes, which isn't really a good place to be in.

Control the boners man.
 
Seanspeed said:
Haha. So many people saying to just play it off.

You cant in this situation, unless y'all are like already hittin it. If you get a boner, she will laugh and tell all her friends about it in the best case scenario. Worst case, she'll give you an awful look and never talk to you again. And also tell all her friends what a creep you are. More probably, it'll be in between these two extremes, which isn't really a good place to be in.

Control the boners man.
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Yes, if the girl is 13 years old, then keep your boner away. I agree.
 
Mr. B Natural said:
Yes, if the girl is 13 years old, then keep your boner away. I agree.
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I dont care how old the girl is. If they see you have a boner and its just y'all two, she's probably going to be a little uncomfortable about it at the least. She'd have to be a very cool chick to just shrug it off and not care.
 
if you ever figure out how to do this and you are still straight, mastering this technique will probably backfire on you when you actually need to have one
 
boy, i wish i could self-invite myself over to all my hot friends' houses for a dip in their pool


also, what? you go clothes shopping with a girl?


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Johnny Cage In The Shower said:
Long story short, I'm having a lady friend over tomorrow for a swim and the hot tub, knowing me, I will be pitching a nice tent in my (not so loose) swimming trunks in no time.

I want to keep things classy and civilized, but it's not like I have full control over the inside the tent festivities. It's quite embarrassing and a bit of a torment to try to hide and "relax" a throbbing dick in the pants.

I used to think about boring baseball matches on TV and try to remember the moment my mom got the news about the death of my grandfather (her father) and how she broke down and cried. These two things somewhat help, but it still takes time to relax it, and unfortunately a soft touch or a seductive smile of the lady involved will bounce me right the fuck back up!

I have issues with this I know, (Don't ask my age please) is there a way I can program my brain to not (consciously) think about these things from the beginning of the night, and not ruin the night for her and me.
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You can still be civilised and classy while having a hard on for some one. I don't get why people are so ashamed of their bodies reacting to a person who they find attractive (unless it's incest, eww) .

I say go with it. If anything she will be flattered even if she doesn't show it. (I'm assuming she likes you otherwise why would she be coming over to spend time in a hot tub with you)
 
Man, you're boy and girl. If you get a hard one, use it for what it is intended. Theres no need to be ashamed of it. Just fuck her and everything is fine.
 
davepoobond said:
boy, i wish i could self-invite myself over to all my hot friends' houses for a dip in their pool


also, what? you go clothes shopping with a girl?


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Haha precisely. I'm surprised not many have picked this up. And he carries her fucking shopping bags. Lol.
 
Staab said:
I was at a swimming pool party once, usual shit and people trying to pull down your shorts :
the knot got tighter due to it and a thunderstorm came in so I went in for a shower...
two girls I knew really well were waiting there and I just couldn't get the damn knot open so I stupidly asked if one of them had a hair pin or something I could use to pry it open.
Next thing I knew, the irish redhead is wildly biting at my short's knot to try and get it loose...
For 2 minutes, I pulled up the worst mental images ever but that's about how far I managed to control it...
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having a conversation helps. keeps your mind off things.


Any of yall ever get a boner at the gym? Them gym shorts on treadmills and those stair machines.

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I'm sorry either you're still a teenager or you haven't gotten laid ever or in a long time?

Just don't think about anything sexual, don't let your mind wander.
 
BocoDragon said:
Own it.
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yep. also, yeah wanking twice before hand. alcohol, and just relaxing. If you can get a loosie, you might be able to actually oversell your package.

What I would do is wear jams and then just let my wong wangle down one of the legs. So if you do get an erection, it's already directed, and not as noticable.
 
If you become erect just own it. Having an erection doesn't have to become some incredibly embarrassing and offensive thing. Explain the situation, tell her you find her attractive but are content with merely being friends and leave it at that. Obviously don't go flaunting it or knocking things over but if she can't handle something so simple that you have no control over then she's not friend material. It's like getting angry at someone for having the hiccups, perhaps it's annoying but it's not exactly like they want to have them.
 
So many delusional guys. "own the boner, swing the boner, touch the boner, feel the boner". Truth is it's going to awkward if you get one most likely, but your control is limited here so fucking forget it and have fun.

It's really win-win. Either you don't get a boner and your day goes fine, or you do get a boner and worst case you have a legendary story for gaf when you come back.
 
Honestly i'd just own it. It's gonna happen and you know it. Try to think of other things but if push comes to shove you're gonna have it. I suggest maybe wearing tighter underwear.
 
Kenny vs Spenny Season 4 - First guy to get a boner loses

"Kenny got a nerve blocking injection into his penis, preventing him from getting an erection. After some time without erections, the two agreed to get simultaneous lap dances, each choosing a stripper for the other. Kenny remained unable to get an erection, but chose a male stripper for Spenny. Spenny ultimately got an erection from the dancer's grinding, claiming he got it from watching Kenny's female stripper. "
 
Sometimes I pretend my shoelace is untied and i take a real long time to tie my shoes and try as quickly as possible to think of something nasty
 
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