I was coming in to say this.BuddhaRockstar said:They make for good toilet reading.
BuddhaRockstar said:They make for good toilet reading.
ToxicAdam said:Console games are so dumbed down it's almost pointless to read them. Anything "tricky" about the controls will be explained in-game at some point.
I will still skim them when I take a bathroom break, though. It's a shame how threadbare they are. At least throw some unused art assets in there or something.
ToxicAdam said:Console games are so dumbed down it's almost pointless to read them. Anything "tricky" about the controls will be explained in-game at some point.
I will still skim them when I take a bathroom break, though. It's a shame how threadbare they are. At least throw some unused art assets in there or something.
Kureishima said:I used to LOVE reading manuals, but these days they are cheap pieces of shit. I think the Modern Warfare 2 manual is like 5 pages and half of that is spanish.
Manuals used to be littered with cool art and other neat lore to read (think DIABLO), but now they truly are just trash.
SuperSonic1305 said:I read EVERY manual.
iconoclast said:Black and white manuals can fuck off.
Huh? Console game skill really hasn't changed much for better or worse, overall.ToxicAdam said:Console games are so dumbed down it's almost pointless to read them. Anything "tricky" about the controls will be explained in-game at some point.
I will still skim them when I take a bathroom break, though. It's a shame how threadbare they are. At least throw some unused art assets in there or something.
Sadist said:Well, I skim threads a lot here on GAF and every now and I see a random comment about posters who didn't know how to perform certain actions. It's random mostly. The only example I can give you is that some posters didn't know how to properly shake off the monsters from Silent Hill Shattered Memories.
I check the manuals, but a lot of them are pretty much worthless yes. The only one which was pretty awesome is the European No More Heroes manual. Full colour, cool style. The New Super Mario. Bros Wii one wasn't bad either.
I'm really glad I'm not alone. My wife thinks I'm crazy.sloppyjoe_gamer said:Without question....every, single time. Dead serious.
It's part of my new game rituals which include (but isn't limited to) taking a deeping sniff of the manual and enjoying that wonderful new game smell!!!![]()
Ever since I bought Microsoft Flight Simulator 2 in 1984, I noticed that having a thick-ass (or at least well-designed) manual makes the game feel more legit, and less a piece of plastic media that you just shelled out cash for. And man, it's always nice to read about angle of attack and lift vs. drag while taking a healthy dump.braves01 said:Modern Warfare 2's manual is one of the most pathetic ones I've seen in a while at about 6 pages.
CoD manuals have been pathetic for some time now. MW manual was like 6 pages long as well. CoD games really dont need a manual, by why put it in, if it is only a few pages long. Guess they want you to see the lawyer talk.braves01 said:Modern Warfare 2's manual is one of the most pathetic ones I've seen in a while at about 6 pages. I mean, why even include it if it's going to be so worthless? Yes, I know it's a shooter so most people probably skip it, but the campaign has a pretty diverse cast of characters that I (as someone who didn't play much of MW1) would have liked to know more about instead of trying to piece things together during the crappy satellite loading screens.
Fixed for extra hyperbole.bcn-ron said:I haven't done that yet in this millenium, and I'm not even exaggerating.