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GAF, I can't re cork this wine bottle

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Drink it down. And seriously, it cost 12 and you're worrying about it? That's about the cheapest you can get wines around here.

I really just don't understand this viewpoint.

Hey this thing cost money but not as much money as other things so fuck it just let it go and take the loss

Do you people eat leftovers?
 
They have the wine stoppers on amazon might buy them if I for see this happening again. But tbh if I'm buying wine for one after this I'll just get a smaller bottle.

Is the hangover better or worse after drinking real wine
It depends on type and sulfite amount. I usually drink with food, prefer beer or liquor to get wasted on.
 
You spent $12 and you got yellowtail? Stop buying wine at the grocery store.
 
Seriously did you try just using the "wrong" side of the cork? It ALWAYS works for me.

Yeah I tried that right away t-dog. These things weren't made of cork, some plastic cork hybrid. When I pulled it out the bottom of the cork expanded and wouldn't shrink. Not even the power of a hammer could aide me
 
I really just don't understand this viewpoint.

Hey this thing cost money but not as much money as other things so fuck it just let it go and take the loss

Do you people eat leftovers?

no I don't. I also don't save wine after opening it, get a small bottle and drink the whole thing.
 
2 ways of doing this:

1) get stronger

2) turn the cork upside down and put it in. The side that looks like it has wine residue on it, don't cork it with that side.

I don't understand why #2 didn't happen..that shit is easy to close again. Just did it last night. Must have wet noodles for arms :p
 
I really just don't understand this viewpoint.

Hey this thing cost money but not as much money as other things so fuck it just let it go and take the loss

Do you people eat leftovers?

After what you put in your mouth in the confessions thread I don't think you can be too judgemental about oxidised wine.
 
$12 for 1.5L of wine? Just pour it down the sink.

Otherwise, just get one of these

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Really not hard to find.
 
You spent $12 and you got yellowtail? Stop buying wine at the grocery store.

? Publix near me has a shit load of different wines. None of them are good? Guess the liquor store is right next door.

Fuck no.

*adjusts monocle*
:lol
But seriously my world view is being shattered if people really don't eat leftovers. I mean, they're the a second best part of Thanksgiving.

I don't understand why #2 didn't happen..that shit is easy to close again. Just did it last night. Must have wet noodles for arms :p

Ive tried to explain this twice but apparently I don't words right. Just go buy a bottle of yellowtail and report your success back.
 
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