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so on wed night i headbutted this guys fist with my nose, which resulted in a broken nose and two black eyes.

tonight i have to go bartend, so my sister suggested i use some of her makeup. i tossed some of that shit on, the first one was creamyish stuff and the second one came on a brush and was dry, and it worked amazing.

a guy at my other job admitted he uses it for huge pimples sometimes.

dont think i'll ever wear it recreationally, but damn, it works.

i leave you with what i changed my facebook status to: "just put on some makeup to cover up two black eyes. looks 200% better. girls: you're cheating at life"
 
Congrats on your first steps into the world of cosmetics. May you fare well there.

The more interesting part though ... why would you headbutt a guy's fist ? 2 black eyes ? How huge must that fist have been ?
 
Lireu77 said:
Congrats on your first steps into the world of cosmetics. May you fare well there.

The more interesting part though ... why would you headbutt a guy's fist ? 2 black eyes ? How huge must that fist have been ?
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I do believe he's saying he got his ass kicked.
 
I wore make up more than once when i played with my old band

we laughed about it

we looked cool i guess though, got me laid a bunch
 
As a teen I dabbled in eyeliner. Used subtly, it can make a good difference.

These days, people tend to ask if I'm actually wearing eyeliner when I'm not. It seems with age I have developed a Richard Alpert thing.
 
When I was in high school, I was in a really bad car accident. It was really bad, but I got off pretty light. Among other things, I had a black eye. My one friend insisted that she put makeup on me to cover it up. grudgingly, I let her. Shit works wonders, let me tell you. You'd never have guessed my car was hurtled into a ditch with me in it just days before.
The best part was, it was during art class and the teacher gave us extra credit for it.
 
Suairyu said:
These days, people tend to ask if I'm actually wearing eyeliner when I'm not. It seems with age I have developed a Richard Alpert thing.
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You wish you were that insanely sexy.
 
Eyeliner is cool. I used to use it and then rub it out until it almost wasn't there. Subtly made my eyes larger and thus overall more attractive.
 
My older sisters use to put makeup and lipstick on me as well as put me dresses when I was kid. Treated me like I was doll whenever my mother went away and I was powerless. Thank goodness it had no adverse affects on me.
 
Kam said:
Wear your black eyes from your ass whooping with pride.
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No one wants beers from someone who got their ass kicked.

Anyway, once you go lipstick, you don't come back.
I'm kidding, PC GAF.
 
i've had black eyes, pimples, scratches, bruises, and blemishes. i don't wear makeup and i never will. i'm brimming with confidence.
 
Would makeup work out on some acne scars that are healing? (slowly, but getting there)
I usually wouldn't get too worried about it, but sometimes they (the scars) get so red that it makes me feel somewhat unconfortable.
I ask because I don't know what kind of stuff does makeup have. And I don't really know if they would get in the way of the healing process.
 
X26 said:
I've been known to put on foundation before presentations

COME AT ME HATERS
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Ha! I've done something like this too, not foundation, can't remember, actually I've still got It somewhere...

It's called clinique for men - M cover stick correcteur? Whatever the fuck that is. Basically I had to go and meet a client and was an absolute wreck from a heavy night before, so I went into the pharmacy on my way and chatted to the woman at the desk. She sold me this, to help cover up the bags uner my eyes lol. If I remember right, they had a whole load of this clinique for men stuff. Dunno if it ever took off.

I nailed the job and I'm sure I looked FABULOUS.
 
A female friend once fixed up my face with some bronzer or something, as I was looking a bit rubbish after a couple of nights clubbing. Suddenly I looked healthy instead of pasty, and stepped out to the next bar with sass and confidence.
 
You don't really wanna put more stuff on top of active acne. It might make you break out again.

If you do use makeup, you will have to reapply it after a few hours since it wears off. Look for oil free foundation or concealer for acne-prone skin.

Btw, women's makeup is the same as men's (except for some reason they charge more for men's products).
 
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girl turns into guy with makeup
 
mcrae said:
so on wed night i headbutted this guys fist with my nose, which resulted in a broken nose and two black eyes.

tonight i have to go bartend, so my sister suggested i use some of her makeup. i tossed some of that shit on, the first one was creamyish stuff and the second one came on a brush and was dry, and it worked amazing.

a guy at my other job admitted he uses it for huge pimples sometimes.

dont think i'll ever wear it recreationally, but damn, it works.

i leave you with what i changed my facebook status to: "just put on some makeup to cover up two black eyes. looks 200% better. girls: you're cheating at life"
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"Just put on some Dionne Warwick. I kinda like it!"
 
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