quadriplegicjon said:shes my people!!
guatemalan women know how to cook.
they also know how to ****.
quadriplegicjon said:shes my people!!
guatemalan women know how to cook.
Wouldn't you?PhoenixDark said:That sounds a little fake to me. Maybe it's just too blatant:lol
So you just undid her bra no questions asked?
AlanHemberger said:Wouldn't you?
And the plot thickens, to a devastating turn.
apparently she told someone about it. and then shit started going around and it got to someone that doesn't like one of us and my boss came to talk to me about it.![]()
I'm going to paraphrase what he said "as a man, I want to congratulate you. But as your Supervisor, you need to squash this." sonuvabitch.
:lol :lol :lolAlanHemberger said:I'm going to paraphrase what he said "as a man, I want to congratulate you. But as your Supervisor, you need to squash this."
sadly enough, I've posted where I work before. Why do you ask though?GilloD said:THE PLOT THICKENS. Also, WTF, do your work in a high school cafeteria?
It's typically only fun when it's someone else's drama.AlanHemberger said:i hate office drama now. I used to love it
AlanHemberger said:Wouldn't you?
And the plot thickens, to a devastating turn.
apparently she told someone about it. and then shit started going around and it got to someone that doesn't like one of us and my boss came to talk to me about it.![]()
I'm going to paraphrase what he said "as a man, I want to congratulate you. But as your Supervisor, you need to squash this." sonuvabitch.
AlanHemberger said:sadly enough, I've posted where I work before. Why do you ask though?
i hate office drama now. I used to love it
:lol Work in an office. Most people have too much time on their hands and only talk about other people. Especially on slow days (today).GilloD said:It just seemed ridiculous that the time between penis in vagina and THE WHOLE WORLD KNOWING was short. But, hey, WOMEN! Amirite?
:lol :lolInstigator said:Remember to give her a call if you need to move. It's like Guatemalans have three arms.
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I can post a picture later of how badly she bit my chest! It'll be taken with a camera phone though and it won't be until after I get off work.PhoenixDark said:Greatest thread ever confirmed, even without pics
I hate to sound perverted, but how long did the sex last?
That's what I plan on doing. Just having a talk with her and telling her it was fun, but yeah, that's it. From the way she was talking before she left, she's not interested in a relationship. But I want to clear it up anywaysjunkster said:The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.
:lol Well played sir, well played.
Women are clingy, don't sleep with her again unless you want a new g/f or the axe. Also, if that's all you wanted, seriously... keep your head up and smile, act like it was no big deal, don't get weird, but if she asks, tell her things are already getting complicated at work, that you love your job, and you can't two can't possibly hookup again. Personal experience.
So true.Cornballer said:It's typically only fun when it's someone else's drama.
AlanHemberger said:What's really awkward is her ex husband. He and I are pretty cool. I know he heard because, well, **** everyone has heard. He's been kind of timid today and not that talkative. Should I just confront him about it? Help GAF what a cluster****.
:loljunkster said:Ohhhhhhhh buuuuuuuuuurn... the ex husband... BAD BAD BAD!
Rule #1 if that's the case: DENY DENY DENY DENY
Rule #2: DENY some more
Rule #3: Did I mention DENY?????
Rule #4: "I don't know what you're talking about, I have a g/f. I thought it was a joke so I played along. Nothing happened. I don't date coworkers. What? She cooked for me? She likes to cook, my mother cooks for me too! Sorry to burst your bubble but I would never do such a thing."
You never know if an ex is on the edge, vindictive, likes to slash tires, get people fired, etc.
If you already BROKE rules 1-3, just say you were kidding around, and go to #4.
AlanHemberger said:Edit: So I should just act like nothing happened unless he brings it up?
:lol :lol :lol :lolAlanHemberger's Boss said:'m going to paraphrase what he said "as a man, I want to congratulate you. But as your Supervisor, you need to squash this."
Thanks for the tips. My boss was just in here joking about it actually. I've kinda lightened up now, because he said everything is okay. I was scared shitless about possibly losing my job.junkster said:If the gossip is out there, you're probably not going to be able to quash it unless you deny it to everybody.
You really need to gauge this guy. Do you know him well? Does he seem dangerous at all? If you're that cool with your boss, I would suggest asking him for advice, he might be able to read the ex better than you. It'll also make you look like you care a lot about your job, and that this was a total mishap. He'll appreciate that part. Plus you could use someone on your side ;-)
PROTIP: Make SUPER DUPER sure, that you're the only one there when you confront him about it. Don't make it a dark alleyway, but be alone with him (or maybe just you and your boss, as long as one of you makes sure to say that the conversation is going to kept private). If he's the type to get really embarassed in groups of people, then you might REALLY hurt him if others are present. Don't be extra nice to him from now on. Just act as natural as possible. Whatever you used to do in your interactions with him is what you should continue to do. Also, accept the fact that he might hate you secretly from now on.
:lol you really dug yourself a grave on this one but it's a great story for the grandkids