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[peanutbutterlatte]

The door had been repaired earlier on this week and now the deadlock's snapped off inside the door and the lock, jamming them both together.

I can't get in touch with my landlord, and my housemates can't help, so it looks like I'm stuck in here until tomorrow morning. I am thirsty and need a piss.

 

[TUSR]

Take the bolt out of the hinges with a butter knife.

edit: upon further review, this wont actually do anything.

 

[Mondy]

Climb out the window?

 

[Salsa]

I am thirsty and need a piss.

get 1 empty bottle

solve both issues

 

[Makonero]

Drink your piss.

 

[A Pretty Panda]

I am thirsty and need a piss.

You know what to do

 

[Cyprus]

Climb out the window?

maybe he doesnt have any? I don't.

 

[Count Dookkake]

Pee in a bottle.

Put a sheet of plastic over the opening and slope it toward a pan or plate.

Collect the condensation as it drops down the sheet and into the pan.

Drink it.

Survive.

 

[scy]

We can totally make this into a text-based adventure.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

scream

 

[erragal]

Call a locksmith.

 

[SuicidalSteve]

Thread Locked?

in seriousness hmmm fire brigade or police help?

 

[Dennis]

Caught in death trap.

Browse NeoGAF.

 

[Bedlam]

subscribed

 

[Dog Problems]

The door had been repaired earlier on this week and now the deadlock's snapped off inside the door and the lock, jamming them both together.

I can't get in touch with my landlord, and my housemates can't help, so it looks like I'm stuck in here until tomorrow morning. I am thirsty and need a piss.

 

[Cow Mengde]

You got a picture of what the lock looks like?

 

[MiniBossBattle]

This is OP

 

[Omni]

Why the need for a deadlock on your bedroom door?

 

[Devolution]

If you have a window both problems are easily solved.

 

[FO-totality]

it's like those flash room escape games

 

[Makonero]

Do you at least have a BOX OF SCRAPS?

 

[peanutbutterlatte]

Caught in death trap.

Browse NeoGAF.

I'm on the top floor so if there's a fire I can always go out the skylight...

 

[DoomGyver]

You're already dead.

 

[GoodMorning]

Just fucking kick it

 

[Homeboyd]

Do you have a picture in the room? If so, look at it and put it down. Then pick it up again, see what you saw and use the saw to saw your way out.

Problem solved.

 

[Salsa]

you know im locked in my room too

in a way

 

[Nibel]

I am thirsty and need a piss.

 

[slaughterking]

At least you have internet.

 

[Cow Mengde]

If you have a window both problems are easily solved.

He can pee out the window, but where does the water to drink come from?

 

[Alligatorjandro]

cut your penis off and eat it like a sausage

 

[WarrenMax007]

Call 911?

 

[Mondy]

maybe he doesnt have any? I don't.

Where do you live, a mental asylum?

 

[Twio]

You are going to die if you don't drink your own piss.

 

[FriedConsole]

According to 80's sitcoms, in this situation you are supposed to reminisce about your earlier hilarious hijinxes.

 

[Guerilla]

You know what to do

I'm laughing my ass off here.

 

[peanutbutterlatte]

cut your penis off and eat it like a sausage

Without mustard what are you a fucking animal

 

[SuicidalSteve]

We can totally make this into a text-based adventure.

you are locked in a room with no water and no food. Your friends cannot help you. All you see are some deodorant, a bidet and a broken shiwer head. what do you do?

 

[Retrocide]

Are there no locksmiths in your city?

 

[neptunes]

Caught in death trap.

Browse NeoGAF.

I probably shouldn't have laughed as hard as I did at this.

 

[BigJonsson]

Axe

 

[kai3345]

Do you have a picture in the room? If so, look at it and put it down. Then pick it up again, see what you saw and use the saw to saw your way out.

Problem solved.

:lol

 

[erragal]

Disbelieve room.

 

[Cow Mengde]

 

[peanutbutterlatte]

Are there no locksmiths in your city?

I'm a poor student, fuck paying for a locksmith. They'll come out and do it in the morning free of charge, it's their fault in the first place because they botched repairing the door earlier in the week.

Caught in death trap.

Browse NeoGAF.

Do I look like a dog dining on rat poison to you?

 

[WarMacheen]

Piss out a window

then

Shimmy the pin out of the hinges

Have someone push at the hinge area of the door from the other side

 

[Jackpot]

Now is the time to take all the skills you've gained from playing video games and put them to use.

 

[DoomGyver]

do you not have access to the hinges?

 

[Cyprus]

Where do you live, a mental asylum?

a weird apartment complex.

 

[UpperCaseN]

Do you have tools, maybe a swiss army knife? Can you remove the hinge or the doorknob? Is there a space under the door large enough for your roommates to slip you a screwdriver?

 

[scy]

you are locked in a room with no water and no food. Your friends cannot help you. All you see are some deodorant, a bidet and a broken shiwer head. what do you do?

>go north