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[GrayChild]

 

[ChorizoPicozo]

Dead lifts are not worth Kojima San

 

[Magic-DEI-Hire]

Was he carrying one of these?

 

[cwoody63]

Can't wait to hear how this will inspire his final magnum opus

 

[Thebonehead]

Pain is temporary. Cinematic suffering is forever.

Pain by Hideo Kojima
Produced by Hideo Kojima
Directed by Hideo Kojima

 

[Deerock71]

Threw his back out sniffing his own farts, no doubt.

He looks like Adam Driver here.

 

[GrayChild]

Hopefully Geoff is nearby. <3

 

[Saber]

Hopefully is nothing major and he gets well. Good prayers for him.

 

[Pasta la Vista]

Fraud! Hack! Fart sniffer!

 

[R3TRO]

Getting old is rough.

 

[DKehoe]

 

[Memati187]

This happens when you can't stop blowing all these Hollywood actors to sign for your next game. Fuck this guy

 

[GrayDock]

Was probably trying to get inside some cardboard box for some motion capture...

 

[Zones]

This happens when you can't stop blowing all these Hollywood actors to sign for your next game. Fuck this guy

 

[ShaiKhulud1989]

Honestly, I'm in my late 30's and still have more health issues than this 60+ yo mule.

Hope you won't develop Phantom Pains, Hideo.

 

[Reizo Ryuu]

Live footage of kojima in the gym

 

[GrayChild]

This happens when you can't stop blowing all these Hollywood actors to sign for your next game. Fuck this guy

I hope Kojimbo blows a fart in your face the moment you two meet IRL:

 

[Randall365]

Was it raking the lawn?

RAAAAAAKKKKKKEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Madjaba]

Sciatica will be the next game produced by Kojima.

 

[FoxMcChief]

Old man problems.

 

[TerribleAtThisGame]

I'd love to make a snide remark but I'm over 40 now and recently neqrly broke my fucking neck by...looking to the left quickly.

 

[Memati187]

I hope Kojimbo blows a fart in your face the moment you two meet IRL:

Very unlikely, unless I put my head up his ass like some of you guys mate. How is it smelling over there?

 

[Techno_Inked]

Dude so full of himself he even started twerking in front of his mirror yikezz

 

[JimmyRustler]

I follow him on Instagram. Honestly wonder if and how he even works.

That said, all the best to him if true. More gym, less travelling Hideo.

 

[BlackTron]

Bet his next game has less walking

 

[The_hunter]

He's been travelling a lot lately. Get well Kojima.

 

[DeepEnigma]

Big boss was crushing ass.

Happens when you age.

 

[PlayStaytion]

Stop being chickens' role model.

 

[LordOcidax]

Was he carrying one of these?

 

[LavitzSlambert]

This is just the viral marketing campaign prologue for his next total immersion experience.

 

[TerribleAtThisGame]

Chiral Network? More like Chiropractic Network amirite!

 

[Deerock71]

Chiral Network? More like Chiropractic Network amirite!

 

[Signalis]

 

[Arachnid]

Thots and preyers Kojumbo

Dead lifts are not worth Kojima San

Deadlifts are ALWAYS worth

 

[Signalis]

Thots and preyers Kojumbo


Deadlifts are ALWAYS worth

You mean Phuraresu

 

[Omnipunctual Godot]

I know just the thing.

 

[deeptech]

I actually thought Phill was about to cancel OD or smt. He'll be ok, Japanese doctors are good.

 

[Dacvak]

Not enough Geoff Keighley power bottom jokes in this thread. I'm disappointed.

 

[MiguelItUp]

He'll be good, getting older sucks.

 

[Pasta la Vista]

Very unlikely, unless I put my head up his ass like some of you guys mate. How is it smelling over there?

What is it with certain people getting so triggered the moment anything Kojima related is even mentioned? Seems like some mental health disorder lol

 

[TerribleAtThisGame]

 

[StueyDuck]

The MGS4 prophecy is coming true, old man Kojima

 

[kiphalfton]

Dead lifts are not worth Kojima San

"Dead lifts"

Probably threw his back out sniffing his own farts.

 

[StueyDuck]

What is it with certain people getting so triggered the moment anything Kojima related is even mentioned? Seems like some mental health disorder lol

I can give it a quick go;

-sad
-depressed
-lonely
-difficult
-on the spectrum

Thats my quick 1 minute diagnosis.

In short term, Kojima derangement Syndrome, simialr to TDS, found mostly in lonely men with no life or sense of humor. Not fatal but just difficult to deal with. Best to ignore is my professional advice

 

[Memati187]

What is it with certain people getting so triggered the moment anything Kojima related is even mentioned? Seems like some mental health disorder lol

Can't disagree. If you were talking about me, I'm born this way.

 

[Kamina]

 

[EDMIX]

Dead lifts are not worth Kojima San

I find Dead lifts and squats are some of the most important exercises for your back and core as you get older.

Dat shit is weak on him cause he didn't condition it

 

[ChorizoPicozo]

I find Dead lifts and squats are some of the most important exercises for your back and core as you get older.

Dat shit is weak on him cause he didn't condition it

Not heavy for showoff, as an integral exercise, sure

 

[Joe Cool]

 

[hououinkyouma00]

This happens when you can't stop blowing all these Hollywood actors to sign for your next game. Fuck this guy

Calm down Todd