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Switters said:
See, the thing with red heads, at least from what I've experienced living with 2 generations of them, is that they are unusual. Not in the bad sense, but that the world view of a red head is skewed towards some form of madness or another. And it sometimes takes another red head to puzzle it out of them.

I'm not saying this is the case with your lovely lady friend, she may be perfectly fine upstairs. I see an attractive red head and I want to know them. Men and women. Not because I want to get up in that, but because I want to know in what way they are strange. I'm never wrong on this.

So if you wish, tell me more about her. As a side note/disclaimer I am a bi-polar drunk and often stricken with delusion.
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What do you wanna know dude?
 
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Holy burning bush! Over a 100 posts! Neat.

Pinko Marx said:
What do you wanna know dude?
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Honestly, I don't remember writing that post or what I wanted to know about your GF. See the last sentence for possible explanations.

She is cute though, and has that sparkle of mirth that I find in a lot of red haired people. You have my congratulatory jealously.
 
Girls seem to loathe it, mention it and they almost invariably make gagging noises. It's no wonder redheaded women are so self conscious about it.

Me personally? dat ginge

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And anyone who says nicola of girls aloud is the "ugly one", needs headbutting.
 
Funky Papa said:
I wonder if the opinions among gay/girl-GAF are as heated as they are in straigh male circles. I find red pubes ultra hot, but my friends think they are the most nasty/ridiculously laughable thing.
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No ginger male wants Bozo the clown hanging out between his legs. I guarantee any sexually active red haired male trims the shit out of his dick fro. Why the pubic hair has to be 9 shades brighter red than any other hair on my body is the first question I'm asking God before he sends me to hell.

fizzelopeguss said:
Ginge puss is best puss.
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K. I'll tell my mom you said so.
 
Funky Papa said:
I wonder if the opinions among gay/girl-GAF are as heated as they are in straigh male circles. I find red pubes ultra hot, but my friends think they are the most nasty/ridiculously laughable thing.
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I really feel bad for red-haired guys, because they do get pretty brutalized in media and society. Like, the perception given to both sexes isn't even close.
 
According to a Starbucks Barista this morning, I look just like this guy from Modern Family.

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I hope he's having a great valentine's day...
 
My friends make fun of me because the past two girlfriends I've had were both natural redheads. I don't know how it happened. It's not because I think they're exotic, novel, or rare, honest.

And yes, the carpet does match the drapes.
 
ThoseDeafMutes said:
Lots of guys like redheaded women. Not so much the other way around, though.
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Women love men that are extrovert and charismatic. At least that's been my experience. The color of the hair is just a bonus unless a woman is seriously basing her choices on that. In that case they're not my type anyway.

@Lexi It suits you well.
 
Redhead is a weird trait. Women really dislike redheaded men (zero demand for their sperm donations lol), but men find redheaded women hot in an exotic way.
 
I'm a daywalker. Blond hair, reddish beard. No pale skin.
 
Zzoram said:
Women really dislike redheaded men
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That aint true, son. Women would gladly take the seed of the devil they know, over the one they don't. Like I said, charisma is everything. Having red hair just makes a woman that much more curious once you get her laughing.

Did you really just use a sperm bank to tell me I'm ugly? That's a first, but not the worst.
 
I'm a Daywalker. Neither of my parents are ginger, they both just carry the recessive gene. Funny story though, our milkman was ginger and emigrated to Australia about 6 months after I was born. Lots of lulz have been had about that.

I never got picked on for being a redhead, most people loved my hair when I was a kid. The only person who called me names in jest was my sister, usually 'greasy carrots' or 'ginger ninja', which I thought was pretty cool 'cause I like ninjas.

I've dyed my hair a lot since my teens, not because I don't like my natural colour, more out of boredom, but people are usually quite surprised when I tell them I'm a natural red head.

I think there are a lot more hot ginger women than men, but Tim Minchin makes up for it :D
 
Ultimadrago said:
I am head-over-heels-over-head for redhead women (especially ones with freckles). Don't see much in my area though, that said, one of my favorites.

Cintia Dicker
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She has some ethnic features that make her quite striking, like a red head Rhianna. What would you call a cross between a red head and someone of African descent? I would call it the best of both worlds.
 
Not to come in and tarnish the thread but when I read the "RedHead-Age" party and having all this different "ages" for races and phenotypes or what not, what popped into my mind was an old Vodafone ad that I remember could be argued was slightly "racist". Something along the lines of "let's have only redhead meetings, and red head couples to make more redhead babies".
 
Switters said:
She has some ethnic features that make her quite striking, like a red head Rhianna. What would you call a cross between a red head and someone of African descent? I would call it the best of both worlds.
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Does such a creature exist?
 
Zzoram said:
Redhead is a weird trait. Women really dislike redheaded men (zero demand for their sperm donations lol), but men find redheaded women hot in an exotic way.
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I'm somewhere between blonde and red, and I have a girl who thinks it's my best physical trait. I do feel bad for the Andy Dalton looking guys out there. That's a rough look.
 
Ultimadrago said:
I am head-over-heels-over-head for redhead women (especially ones with freckles). Don't see much in my area though, that said, one of my favorites.
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She's very, very pretty.

I love freckles. Partially because I simply think they're beautiful, and partially because I'm jealous that I didn't end up with more. I have them all over my arms, but absolutely none on my face.

I would have loved to have the "bridge of the nose + upper cheeks/under the eyes" thing going on. *sigh*
 
Schlep said:
I'm somewhere between blonde and red, and I have a girl who thinks it's my best physical trait. I do feel bad for the Andy Dalton looking guys out there. That's a rough look.
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Yeah, that dude has a bad case of over-ginge, but he likely pulls more chicks than I ever will so...

shidoshi said:
She's very, very pretty.

I love freckles. Partially because I simply think they're beautiful, and partially because I'm jealous that I didn't end up with more. I have them all over my arms, but absolutely none on my face.

I would have loved to have the "bridge of the nose + upper cheeks/under the eyes" thing going on. *sigh*
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I started out Howdy-Doody faced but they faded with time, or more likely migrated down to my arms.
 
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