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I was really drunk and bought a 5 pound bag of Haribo gummy bears. Almost finished the whole bag before I got sick and started puking rainbows.
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Gaf, the most you ever ate?
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How big is large to you guys? For me, a standard pizza size is 18 inches (or 45.72 cm for you "others"). Maybe that's just me living in New York.
ON a couple of occasions, my class in High School was given free, unlimited 18 inch pizza. I could only down 5 slices.And that was a struggle...
Large at normal chains is 14" pizza, so...
bernardobri
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Once I ate about 55 sushi rolls in one sitting in an "all you can eat" special from the sushi bar.
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I could probably do that too. A thin crust pizza...I can slaughter more than one of them in a sitting these days, still. I'm sure of it...maybe I should test it tonight. Especially when it has (I used to work pizza delivery) the "Pat Special" crust.
Basically you get a thin crust, and I worked at Papa Johns, so we used the garlic butter sauce and paint the bottom of the crust, the actual bottom that faces down - and then you open a few of those seasoning packs and sprinkle it on the bottom of the crust so the seasoning gets baked in while the pizza goes through. Oh my goodness, it's like a flavor a-bomb in your mouth.
Oh man, this sounds like the worst thing ever.
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I have no idea, but we did. That's some bad shit though, oh man. Brutal.
Wow. I had a friend who ate 3 pounds of Jellybeans - but wasn't paying attention, and he got the sugar-free ones with Olestra. He said his toilet was like Niagra Falls the next day.
ChiTownBuffalo
Either I made up lies about the Boston Bomber or I fell for someone else's crap. Either way, I have absolutely no credibility and you should never pay any attention to anything I say, no matter what the context. Perm me if I claim to be an insider
They had all you can eat ice cream?
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Wow. I used to manage a grocery store and I made an employee eat an entire half-gallon of ice cream in a half hour, I felt bad at the end and gave him a blanket because he was shivering. Did you put down about that much? It's ridiculous.
Lizard with a ladder
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You're a better boss than me. I would of told him to go outside and push some carts. That cardio would have him warm in no time.
The most I've eaten is probably something called The Dubliner Beefsteak in an Irish pub in Tallinn a few weeks back. It was basically a huge steak wrapped in three layers of bacon served with potatoes and vegetables. After finishing my plate I felt like I had gained ten pounds in weight.
Yea they still do I'm pretty sure.
You pay for a bowl and can fill it over and over. You also have a load of toppings and sauces.
No idea haha. It was a long time ago. I just kept going.
Didn't reach the point of shivering. Just an intense stomach pain and feeling sick.
I knew there was something repressed coming out in the Bubble Tea thread!
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Heh, I was the worst boss. We'd do a lot of food challenges there, because, well...free food all over the store to make our own things. We used to make 5lbs of the spiciest goddamn cheese dip you've ever had with only the finest ingredients. It'd feed our whole crew the whole day.
Ice cream reared its head again, in another pair of half-gallon challenges. This big dude who was like 6'10" couldnt finish his half-gallon and ended up throwing it up into the bowl it came in. We also had another dude eat 40 bananas.
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Did you hear about the guy who wasn't given more fish at an all you can ea.... OH it's a joke. I gotcha.
Oh man, you're not helping my decision to stay on straight and narrow until the beach in a little over a month. Must avoid this thread.
Haha, I bloated up to 300 pounds briefly, I'm very open about it ;b
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SUBZERO-08
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I ate 11 or 12 regular size donuts in one sitting a long time ago. No idea how I managed to do that.
When my Uncle used to live with me, we used to go out and basically see who could eat the most. Yeah sounds stupid but we were really competitive. In video games, who could eat the most, who could stay up the most, and other crazy stuff (was fun).
One day we went to Chipotle and we both felt really hungry. We order one of their Burritos and we didn't get full. We ordered a second one and felt real full. Then we took it further and saw who could finish a third one. We both did, but had to leave immediately because we had to throw up and didn't want to mess their bathrooms.
We've calmed down a hell of a lot more, but it's hilarious thinking about it that I wonder if we'd be able to pull it off again. Doubt it since we're basically light weights compared to back then.
One day we went to Chipotle and we both felt really hungry. We order one of their Burritos and we didn't get full. We ordered a second one and felt real full. Then we took it further and saw who could finish a third one. We both did, but had to leave immediately because we had to throw up and didn't want to mess their bathrooms.
We've calmed down a hell of a lot more, but it's hilarious thinking about it that I wonder if we'd be able to pull it off again. Doubt it since we're basically light weights compared to back then.
TheLastCandle
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Holy fuck. I buy sugar-free hard candy sometimes and that shit gives you the worst gas pains and shits ever. I can only imagine what 3 pounds of the stuff can do.
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Is this you?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwnpAAMgJL0
I know it isn't you, because Fatman is a legend. It's nuts, almost any tale from this thread can be found on youtube in some form.
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Once ate an entire pizza. A pizza that I made. A pizza that I made on a 9"x13" sheet pan that had an entire pound of cheese along with other toppings
I was really hungry, but man did I hate myself for the next day and a half after that.
A pound of cheese? Ouch.
Whoa, my bad, had no idea! Quite an inspiring transformation into the dapper and spry adventurer you are today!
I suck at eating large portions, so I can't even compare to most of you guys. I tend to eat slow but when I eat something really quickly, it gives me horrible diarrhea about 30 minutes after. Strangely, this happens when I eat alone. If I eat something fast with friends, I'm usually okay.
Yesterday I ate a flamethrower burger from DQ (it's like 2 1/4lb patties with cheese, bacon, fire sauce, lettuce) with fries, cheese curds, and then I also got a cherry arctic rush to go with it. Plus it came with a med coke too.
I'm 5'11" and 155lbs and I ate it all. It's about the most full I've been in a long time. I literally ate nothing else the rest of the day because I felt so full.
I'm 5'11" and 155lbs and I ate it all. It's about the most full I've been in a long time. I literally ate nothing else the rest of the day because I felt so full.
Etrian Oddity
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Salt Lick. Family Feast. Combine that with a cooler full of beer and we felt like we were being taken back home in an ambulance because we gorged ourselves on so much amazing BBQ.
Alligatorjandro
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I cant eat much in one setting so I havent ate anything like some of you have
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Got damn.
I think the worst I've ever done was a brief bender at an Asian buffet. Although there is a Brazilian steak house in my town where for $50 they apparently keep bringing you cuts of various meats until you tell them to stop.
I want that.
I can't remember the highest volume of food I've eaten in one sitting, but when it comes to most calories in one sitting, it has to be the full plates of Aussie Cheese Fries that I used to down. 2900 calories, 182g fat, and 240g carbs, according to Men's Health.
Accompanied by a giant vat of ranch dipping sauce, of course.
I'd get super baked with a couple friends beforehand, and we would each get our own plate. They were some of the greatest, most succulent feasts of my entire life, and totally worth the ensuing 5-6 hours of extreme bowel pain.
Accompanied by a giant vat of ranch dipping sauce, of course.
I'd get super baked with a couple friends beforehand, and we would each get our own plate. They were some of the greatest, most succulent feasts of my entire life, and totally worth the ensuing 5-6 hours of extreme bowel pain.
Deadly Joker
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I ate a whole 90 pack of pepperoni pizza rolls.
If I even smell them, my stomach churns to this day.
If I even smell them, my stomach churns to this day.
That's pretty depressing that there are places that taste worse than KFC.
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I ate almost the entirety of one DiGiorno's pepperoni pizza in one sitting.
During the Wizard: The Comics Magazine Official White Castle Eat-Off, I came in second place by consuming 19 belly bombs. Had I paced myself better and not been in it solely to dance on my fatter co-workers' graves, I might have won it all.
During the Wizard: The Comics Magazine Official White Castle Eat-Off, I came in second place by consuming 19 belly bombs. Had I paced myself better and not been in it solely to dance on my fatter co-workers' graves, I might have won it all.
Risible
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This is either the saddest or most awesome thing I've ever read.
Also technically not eating (so far as chewing goes), but there was that time I drank 26 cans of pepsi in one day
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=129192
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=129192
Kitsunebaby
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A nearby seafood restaurant had all you can eat lobster tail every thursday for a couple months. I went three times but the most I ever ate was 9 lobster tails at about 3.5-4 ounces each.
All in all that's about 2 pounds of lobster tail for 45 dollars.
I regularly go to Fogo de Chao for churrasco beef but since the meat is cut off the skewer in strips it's hard to determine how much I usually eat.
All in all that's about 2 pounds of lobster tail for 45 dollars.
I regularly go to Fogo de Chao for churrasco beef but since the meat is cut off the skewer in strips it's hard to determine how much I usually eat.
Head of Vengarl
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I almost never eat until I'm stuffed, and I've definitely never eaten until I felt like throwing up. That is disgusting. My record is probably a bunch of slices of pizza or something in high school. I think the most I've ever had was 6 or 7.
I almost never eat until I'm stuffed, and I've definitely never eaten until I felt like throwing up. That is disgusting. My record is probably a bunch of slices of pizza or something in high school. I think the most I've ever had was 6 or 7.
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Oh come on, get that ignorant shit out of here. This isn't country-specific.
Once upon a time I ate 3 gallons of borscht.
childplease
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Entire large Giordano's Deep Dish pizza.
I was in High School and had an insane appetite.
I was in High School and had an insane appetite.
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