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[PetriP-TNT]

I for one will not participate in this frat house thread.

 

[Willkiller]

Oh god, Footy-GAF is bleeding out into

Spoiler

relatively

normal-GAF!

 

[Deleted member 81567]

Looks like he's a Liverpool fan, so getting laid is out of the question.

 

[kharma45]

 

[smokeymicpot]

Better give her a helping hand.

 

[Trick_GSF]

What's going on guys?

 

[Inflammable Slinky]

i'm gonna say... neither fired nor laid, instead friendzoned and an hour and a half into trying to comfort his boss as she cries about how pathetic her life is while he tries to get out of it without being insensitive or losing his job

I say raise and financial benefits to never ever ever bring this up again. Which means this thread was a preeeeeeeeeeeetttttyyy bad idea.

 

[G-Fex]

What if he's dead?

She's a human being, not a black widow

 

[djplaeskool]

He just got a raise.

 

[Wind's Howling]

 

[Broder Salsa]

Looks like he's a Liverpool fan, so getting laid is out of the question.

If that is out of the question then how do you explain players like Spearing being born?

 

[Sviatoslav]

Can't wait.

 

[BadAss2961]

Well just got an email from her asking me to come in her office, will update when I get home. I only have 15 minutes before I leave work.

 

[Yager]

What's going in guys?

That's the real question.

 

[-COOLIO-]

the boss wouldnt talk about how she was wigglin it. the story is probably over but interesting none the less.

 

[SouthernDragon]

Well, well, well, this is interesting.

 

[kharma45]

Argh, that fucking gif.

 

[Izick]

 

[bangai-o]

how come people dont lock doors when they have masterbation time?

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

She's a human being, not a black widow

You never know, man.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

What if his commute is like two hours or he's stuck in traffic and nothing happened

 

[Atramental]

Time in the sack or sacked?

 

[Inflammable Slinky]

how come people dont lock doors when they have masterbation time?

public masturbation does not lend itself to evaluation of long term consequences!

 

[Benutzer]

Have you ever seen that Green Sweater Girl video? It's all that I can see in my head.

such a great video i wonder what the backstory is

 

[shadyspace]

What kind of pervert masturbates in their office.

 

[Sethos]

Oh yeah

 

[Willkiller]

 

[PrematureQuiche]

He better come back! Footy-GAF needs to know!

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

how come people dont lock doors when they have masterbation time?

It was spontaneous. Can't blame her.

 

[Swag]

how come people dont lock doors when they have masterbation time?

Thrill of being walked in on makes it that much more exciting

 

[Htown]

how come people dont lock doors when they have masterbation time?

how come they don't wait till they get home to do that shit.

fuckin' think of england, splash some cold water on your face, something

you ain't gonna die if you can't get it in the next two hours

 

[coldvein]

this is seriously everybodies dream. im so jealous.

 

[EmCeeGramr]

she's gonna say "i luv u pjx" and he'll say "ok" and they'll get marryed and he'll put his wingwang in her hoohooo and maek a babby

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

Thrill of being walked in on makes it that much more exciting

Perhaps that was her plan all along.

 

[John Blade]

Everyone betting he will get laid when it will most likely the normal solution. Get fired or get a raise with some benefit.

 

[confuziz]

What if his commute is like two hours or he's stuck in traffic and nothing happened

thisisneogaf.gif

 

[flipping_heck]

LOL Funniest thread I read for a while!! Come on, I need to know the result!

 

[shadyspace]

That is a graphic gif, Willkiller.

 

[Metal-Geo]

Jesus Christ the suspense!

 

[Sethos]

We all know how this thread is going to end

 

[Amory]

Man, why can't this shit ever happen to me?

....

Well actually my current boss is a guy, so. That'd be bad.

But my old boss was a hot 30-something year old lady!

 

[Messypandas]

be gentle with her PJX

 

[Hot Coldman]

she's gonna say "i luv u pjx" and he'll say "ok" and they'll get marryed and he'll put his wingwang in her hoohooo and maek a babby

As romantic as ever I see

 

[Yager]

Thrill of being walked in on makes it that much more exciting

Except when is your mother the one that comes in. In that case, it's embarassing.

 

[Hixx]

FootballGAF is never this fun guys.

I'm half expecting you to create this exact topic tomorrow.

 

[John Blade]

Have you ever seen that Green Sweater Girl video? It's all that I can see in my head.

Can you post the video so I can watch it?

 

[Willkiller]

That is a graphic gif, Willkiller.

Blame Wilbury

 

[Deleted member 81567]

Eating my chicken parm while reading this thread.



sogood.gif

 

[Wuthering_Heights]

how come people dont lock doors when they have masterbation time?

I had a girlfriend who jerked off during lunch in her office, every day.

Never locked her door. I guess it just depends on the office environment?

 

[PS3GamerKyle]

Godspeed good sir.