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When I was maybe 13 or so, my mom gave me a 2 shots of whiskey when I was sick. I decided to try and stay up and beat Mortal Kombat 3. Being kind of wasted on whiskey and sick as hell, I couldn't beat Motaro. I got so fucking pissed after losing lord knows how many times.

2 shots!? I've heard a little bourbon can help during a cold, but 2 shots?
 
Binary Domain (PS3): Getting to round 50 in Survival, which takes around 3 hours. 11 enemies remaining. All 4 team members alive. Enough ammo as well. "Host connection lost".... "Restarting round with 3 team members and standard weapons"... everyone gets killed within 10 seconds

FUUUUUU

(and host connection lost is actually a bug during round 50 - IF you leave PS3 chat open, then the host will get disconnected in round 50).
 
Playing Civilization 1/2/3/4 (fixed at 5), right after I build my first city and waiting for my unit to be produced a lone barbarian appears and conquer my one and only city, sending me and my civilization to oblivion.
 
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That was my rage moment. Not that I hate 13 because I don't... but because of one simple thing. Being flat out lied to.

"With FINAL FANTASY Type-0 out of the way, Nomura says that it’s Versus XIII’s turn."
 
Just replaying through Halo series in prep for Halo 4 and I forgot how much rage I had on Halo 2 Legendary, 2 parts especially:-

Pelican Bays on Cairo Station
Sniper Alley

Sniper Alley man, tearing my hair out, cheap and nasty!

Other than that, the 'nade spam on COD 4 : Modern Warfare on One Shot, One Kill on Veteran. I think I actually danced when I completed that level. Still not done Mile High Club though :(
 
I nearly destroyed Persona 4 Arena. I've never damaged any videogame related product before and I don't plan to, but P4A very narrowly avoided getting thrown into the wall. I won't ever play it again anyway, so I probably should have just broken it.
 
The only type of games that make me rage are fighting games, I broke a controller over SC5. I use to rage at a lot of games, but now it is only fighting games. That is why I rarely buy them anymore and just stick to SC.
 
Kinda surprised at all the people saying mile high. I looked up a youtube video on how to do it, then it took me like a half hour. Well I suppose if you were trying to do it by yourself I could definitely see it.
 
Strange, I didn't think it was THAT hard. I even managed to beat him on my first try playing in Veteran difficulty (the Trilogy version).

Prime 2's final boss though, that's a completely different story. Couldn't kill him even after reading a guide, and I never made it to
his second phase.
i must of not had enough energy tanks.
 
I remember watching one of my much older brothers play Resident Evil when it first came out (i think i was about 8, he would have been 22), him raging and throwing the controller at the wall was really ugly to see. so whenever i start raging at a game that pops into my head and i settle down.
 
I once got very pissed at a checkpoint in halo to the point where I threw my controller at the wall... Super meat boy had a similar effect. It costs too much to replace controllers though.
 
One time playing WoW I went against Raycharles and Belligerent in like season 10.

We raged because I got DC'd about 8 minutes into the fight. I actually hit my table with my fist pretty hard, so frustrating. We almost beat them too =/


Other than that, usually I just vocally complain.

Oh, I threw my controller once when playing MW2 cuz I got a nuke, then the host dashboarded before I could use it, back in like 2010.
 
I'm not big on physical rage, but playing TF2 and seeing three guys idling in spawn trying to trade while we're getting our asses handed to us really pisses me off. That, or seeing five snipers in 2fort, only one of whom is on the deck and not using a Huntsman.

Single player rage? SMT Strange Journey. First run. Tried neutral ending. Mem Aleph. Nuff said.
 
My brother was stuck on the final boss of Max Payne for some reason. I can't recall if it was really difficult or anything but after a couple hours of trying, he finally won, and he just straight up drops his pants and rubs his ass on the TV and 'taunts' the final boss.

Needless to say, I make fun of him for this all the time.
 
Haha, same.



Well, here we go... I guess? It's impossible for me to remember all of it, but here are a couple of things that are in the back of my mind.

Also, I might as-well get these comments out of the way: "You're retarded", "Seek help", "Wow bro, you could've donated all that money spent on stuff to needing kinds in Africa."

These games made me break the following stuff:

Starcraft II
A ridiculous amount of stuff. A mechanical keyboard, over 5 regular ones, three mice (one Sensei, two Microsoft Intelli 3.0), two chairs, and lots, lots of other stuff.

World of Warcraft
PVP-server, Alterac Mountains... fucking Undead kept following me into this cave and eventually killed me. I punched my laptop that I had gotten free from school so fiercely - I destroyed it. Also: lots of keyboards, and a Steelseries mousepad

Counter-Strike
My Ice-mat, two keyboards, a mouse, my PC-table

Tekken 4
Destroyed a phat PS2, the Tekken Tag Tournament disc, two Dual Shock 2-controller

Tekken 5: Dark Resurrection
1 PS3 controller (SixAxis; shit quality anyways)

Tekken 6
The disc, a HORI-stick, two PS3-controllers

SF3: Third Strike
Killed a TV, and snapped a PS1-controller in two

Street Fighter 4
A bunch of random crap

Borderlands
Ate the cover and broke the disc in two
http://i.imgur.com/ABY1q.jpg

World of Warcraft

Metal Gear Solid 2
Shitty European Extreme-design. Two PS2-controllers (one time on Olga and the second time against those flying robots on the Plant-section).

Gameboy
Punched the screen of the (first) Gameboy and destroyed it

God Hand
A Dual Shock 2 and a DS3-controller.

Devil May Cry 4
Echidna boss-fight on DMD. Didn't get SSS-ranking and decided to punch my teeth so hard that one tooth broke. Also destroyed a DS3.

Diablo 3
Destroyed my soul

Dark Souls
My finger... long story :p Some of you know what happened.
http://i.imgur.com/ubIuu.png


I don't take pictures of my rage-material but I've saved some controllers/posters/random stuff that I broke inside this bag (it's a fucking mess :lol):


I've never broken anything on purpose. I remember your finger.

Was it CSS or CS 1.6?

Also you raged over WoW for getting camped? Yoshi you should play WoW with me (if I ever play again) you'll never be camped again. I'm a pvp expert.
 
When playing the through the hospital mission (constant flow of 15-19 enemines) in the Last of Us on my first Survival Mode difficulty play-through with 10%HP, no bandages, no Molotov, no nail bombs, and very little ammo. Yeah, I RAGED a few times after dying about 25 times in a row.

If I only had just ONE Molotov or Nail Bomb it would have made that part 90% easier.

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I've never broken anything on purpose. I remember your finger.

Was it CSS or CS 1.6?

Also you raged over WoW for getting camped? Yoshi you should play WoW with me (if I ever play again) you'll never be camped again. I'm a pvp expert.
1.6

It was the very early days of vanilla. There were no "experts" :).
 
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