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GAF's most impressive eating achievements?
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Steppenwolf
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My brother and I challenged one another to an eating contest at Thanksgiving one year when I was 17 and he 14. We weighed ourselves prior to and after stuffing our faces.
Total weight gain for me = 5 POUNDS!!
No lie, no shit. I didn't eat for 2 days afterwards, and have NEVER stuffed myself that silly again.
I was 6 foot tall and about 165 pounds at the time.
I looked like one of those Ethiopian kids with the distended stomach.
Total weight gain for me = 5 POUNDS!!
No lie, no shit. I didn't eat for 2 days afterwards, and have NEVER stuffed myself that silly again.
I was 6 foot tall and about 165 pounds at the time.
I looked like one of those Ethiopian kids with the distended stomach.
I'm beat in this category. Best accomplishments I can think of are Chipotle related.
Ate one burrito (barbacoa, lettuce, hot salsa, cheese, beans, rice) in under a minute.
Ate 3 1/2 burritos (first one had to be double meat) in an eating contest against a girl. Of course I lost the competition because some how this very small girl ate 4. Of course, she added teh rules that I had to eat double meat on the first burrito and she could just have vegetarian burritos.
Ate one burrito (barbacoa, lettuce, hot salsa, cheese, beans, rice) in under a minute.
Ate 3 1/2 burritos (first one had to be double meat) in an eating contest against a girl. Of course I lost the competition because some how this very small girl ate 4. Of course, she added teh rules that I had to eat double meat on the first burrito and she could just have vegetarian burritos.
I know a dude who had a bet with a really good friend of his over a Wotsit (savoury/cheesey snack in the UK) eating challenge. They bought like 50 packs each - all for one sitting. The pussies only made it to about 36 packets.
But it sounded quite traumatic. Cut mouths. Nightmares. Sweating. Grubby fingers. All sorts of side effects.
All things in moderation people.
But it sounded quite traumatic. Cut mouths. Nightmares. Sweating. Grubby fingers. All sorts of side effects.
All things in moderation people.
I can't recall the most I've ever eaten in one sitting... but some of my bigger meals have consisted of:
- a whole chicken (sans skin & obvious fat bits). ~2kg
- 9 servings of KD mac & cheese (looong time ago)
- 5 packets of instant noodles (again, long time ago)
- a box of raisin bran (775g) + ~2L of skim milk (well, a significant portion of the 4L jug was gone when I was finished) + 3 large bananas
- 1.5kg of peas and carrots + 8 large eggs + half a cabbage
- a whole chicken (sans skin & obvious fat bits). ~2kg
- 9 servings of KD mac & cheese (looong time ago)
- 5 packets of instant noodles (again, long time ago)
- a box of raisin bran (775g) + ~2L of skim milk (well, a significant portion of the 4L jug was gone when I was finished) + 3 large bananas
- 1.5kg of peas and carrots + 8 large eggs + half a cabbage
mambadragon
Banned
I often eat Cool Whip out of the carton like it's ice cream.
godhandiscen
There are millions of whiny 5-year olds on Earth, and I AM THEIR KING.
There are pics of me out there. I don't look bad according to some gaffers.Jinfash said:everyone in this thread... post pics of yourselves
NOW!!
especially you OP!
NVM, change of plans, family in Panda Express for me today!
I love eating a whole box of orange chicken along with fried rice.
Like the hat?
Banned
i ate a dog biscuit because a friend asked me to. thats about it.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Major_League_Eating
iapetus said:My biggest eating achievement was realising that eating isn't a competitive sport.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Major_League_Eating
Gabrius
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Back in my days of raving, I remember (well, sorta kinda remember) going to a McD's after a massive, and ordering a Double Quarter-Pounder extra value meal (super-sized), a 20-piece Chicken McNugget, 2 Double Cheeseburgers, a McChicken & 2 Apple Pies...
....the amazing part of this story is that I had consumed all of it before my friends had even sat down with their food :lol
....the amazing part of this story is that I had consumed all of it before my friends had even sat down with their food :lol
PhoenixDark
Banned
Every Christmas I eat my aunt's tuna salad, which tastes like raw dirty water fish but I don't want to make her embarrassed
AKingNamedPaul
I am Homie
I have to know what your avatar is from.Davidion said:
Also Ive eaten mickey D's at least 5 days a week for the last 8+ months.
Free food = hard to turn down.
Red Scarlet
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I never got how the people that do competitive eating actually eat that much that fast. I start gagging/choking on regular food sometimes.
Red Scarlet
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They don't even look like they chew in those competitions.
If you mean me, I do chew! The problem comes from say, steak, that is too chewy and just takes forever and I start gagging.
If you mean me, I do chew! The problem comes from say, steak, that is too chewy and just takes forever and I start gagging.
FootNinja said:
Jelly Tones
Which features a personal favorite: Extras
Oh, an I've also not eaten at a McDonald's (or any other fast food burger place) for the past decade. I have eaten at Taco Bell once and at KFC a couple of times.
Red Scarlet
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I won't get medium rare anymore because of it, always wind up choking. 
I can eat food really fast. I take like one or two bites then swallow. I can eat a cheese burger in like two bites. And go through a whole pizza in like under 2 minutes.
I also ate a foot long Philly cheese stake and 45 buffalo wings in one sitting. I didn't eat buffalo wings again for like a year.
I also ate a foot long Philly cheese stake and 45 buffalo wings in one sitting. I didn't eat buffalo wings again for like a year.
Red Scarlet
Member
Davidion said:
I know, it's the style I prefer but too many gagchokes = gotta get medium well or so instead.
In college all I really knew how to cook was bacon and eggs so my favorite dinner became a dozen eggs (scrambled w/ cheese) and a pound of bacon.
It freaked my roommates out as I'm 6ft tall and weighed about 130lbs at the time. My eating habits have changed (slightly) since then, but it still makes a damn good dinner.
It freaked my roommates out as I'm 6ft tall and weighed about 130lbs at the time. My eating habits have changed (slightly) since then, but it still makes a damn good dinner.
- Taco Bell nacho cheese chalupa
- Wendy's five piece nugget
- McDonald's large fries
- Burger King cheeseburger
- Dairy Queen large Reece's blizzard
- White Castle jalepeno cheese burger
- KFC Biscuits & gravy
- Arbys curly fries
- Fazolis breadsticks (2)
- Sonic 44oz 'ocean water'
- Subway cookie
- something from Pizza Hut, I don't remember
- misc fish item from Long John Silvers
protip: get the blizzard last
- Wendy's five piece nugget
- McDonald's large fries
- Burger King cheeseburger
- Dairy Queen large Reece's blizzard
- White Castle jalepeno cheese burger
- KFC Biscuits & gravy
- Arbys curly fries
- Fazolis breadsticks (2)
- Sonic 44oz 'ocean water'
- Subway cookie
- something from Pizza Hut, I don't remember
- misc fish item from Long John Silvers
protip: get the blizzard last
1. 21 1/2 slices of pizza
2. 14 menu items at various fast food places: I don't remember every item, but I know it at least included Super size drink, bacon ultimate cheeseburger, super size fries, a couple orders of nachos from taco bell, a gordita, a double quarter pounder from another place, etc. It was enough for about 5 people.
3. I ate a octuple quarter pounder a few year ago. Not that much food, but the amount of cheese made me really sick.
4. I ate a quarter pounder/chicken patty/fishwich/bacon/ham burger one time. Yum.
It took me five minutes to waddle from my friends car to the front door of my house on the 2nd occasion. Since I wasn't a fatty and had a high metabolism I was okay after about 5 hours. The fist occasion was for a bet on who could eat the most. Surprisingly I was only sick for about 2 hours after that one.
edit: last weekend I ate 8 taquitos, a plate of nachos, 6 chicken strips, 5 jalapeno poppers, 2 quesadillas, a burrito, a shot of whiskey, a glass of coke, and 5 pints of beer in one sitting. Then I sang "Pour some sugar on me" karaoke!
2. 14 menu items at various fast food places: I don't remember every item, but I know it at least included Super size drink, bacon ultimate cheeseburger, super size fries, a couple orders of nachos from taco bell, a gordita, a double quarter pounder from another place, etc. It was enough for about 5 people.
3. I ate a octuple quarter pounder a few year ago. Not that much food, but the amount of cheese made me really sick.
4. I ate a quarter pounder/chicken patty/fishwich/bacon/ham burger one time. Yum.
It took me five minutes to waddle from my friends car to the front door of my house on the 2nd occasion. Since I wasn't a fatty and had a high metabolism I was okay after about 5 hours. The fist occasion was for a bet on who could eat the most. Surprisingly I was only sick for about 2 hours after that one.
edit: last weekend I ate 8 taquitos, a plate of nachos, 6 chicken strips, 5 jalapeno poppers, 2 quesadillas, a burrito, a shot of whiskey, a glass of coke, and 5 pints of beer in one sitting. Then I sang "Pour some sugar on me" karaoke!
One day about... maybe 6-7 years ago now, I ate:
- 1 Tall $4 can of Chef Boyardee Ravioli. Uncooked. I just opened it and ate them with a fork.
- 6 microwave corn dogs. I dipped them in the leftover sauce in the ravioli can.
- 1 slice of frozen Claim Jumper Motherlode cake. For those who don't know, that's a 6-layer cake that's probably a foot long when it's laying on the plate, and is 3000 calories by itself.
Haven't eaten like that before or since.
- 1 Tall $4 can of Chef Boyardee Ravioli. Uncooked. I just opened it and ate them with a fork.
- 6 microwave corn dogs. I dipped them in the leftover sauce in the ravioli can.
- 1 slice of frozen Claim Jumper Motherlode cake. For those who don't know, that's a 6-layer cake that's probably a foot long when it's laying on the plate, and is 3000 calories by itself.
Haven't eaten like that before or since.
SapientWolf
Trucker Sexologist
I didn't try it, but this hot dog rollup is pretty epic.
BlazingDarkness
Member
JodyAnthony said:
how was it?
1994. I ate around 18 pieces of barbecued chicken,10 tacos,about 8 hotdogs,two plates of Mashed potatos,a pretty good plate of country baked beans,about 4 tortillas,4 huge slices of cheesecake,5 sodas,one of them was even fucking diet.
That was the worst day afterwards. I was so bloated I couldn't stand. Couldn't sit,it hurt to breath. Friends wanted me to play football at that picnic,I couldn't do shit and looked like a bloated 190 pound guy. I disappeared and went home early. Went for a walk but still for the next 36 hours I felt like a complete bastard for eating so much.
Nowdays if I did that 911 would have to be dialed.
:lol
That was the worst day afterwards. I was so bloated I couldn't stand. Couldn't sit,it hurt to breath. Friends wanted me to play football at that picnic,I couldn't do shit and looked like a bloated 190 pound guy. I disappeared and went home early. Went for a walk but still for the next 36 hours I felt like a complete bastard for eating so much.
Nowdays if I did that 911 would have to be dialed.
:lol
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