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[Funky Papa]

First Look at Game of Bones, the X-Rated Version of Westeros [SFW!]

Marg is on point. Jon Snow is lulzy. Danny and Cersei are too terrible to post.

Edit: Oh, and the Iron Throne is full of dicks, why yes of course.

 

[Protein]

Winter is cumming.

 

[blackflag]

But who was Tyrion?

 

[Data West]

What's the difference?

 

[VisionaryQuest0]

What's the difference?

.

 

[Tenks]

What's the difference?

On screen vaginal penetration

 

[The Smoking Bun]

I thought Game of Thrones was the porn version of Game of Thrones.
This will basically be the dvd extras, extended sex scenes that were cut for time

 

[Cow Mengde]

What's the difference?

It's not porn, it's HBO.

 

[IvorB]

Ha ha! Bless the porn industry.

 

[hey_monkey]

Edit: Oh, and the Iron Throne is full of dicks, why yes of course.

So is Renly on it 24/7?

I kinda feel like ASoIaF porn is almost redundant.

edit: beaten like an urchin in flea bottom

 

[nynt9]

Considering the actress for Shae used to do porn, it would be pretty cool if she was in this.

 

[thelatestmodel]

Winter is cumming.

Perfect.

 

[Tenks]

Perfect.

It is already the title. Game of Bones: Winter is Cumming is the whole name.

 

[sappyday]

Aren't XXX rated version of things supposed to be hotter than the original?

 

[thelatestmodel]

It is already the title. Game of Bones: Winter is Cumming is the whole name.

Oh. Well, serves me right for not bothering to click the link, haha

 

[soundscream]

This looks cheap, even for a porn parody.

And they get naked enough in the show, so whats the point.

 

[Mr.Ock]

Well, they have a better Margaery for sure!

 

[depths20XX]

Everyone in the porn looks worse than the people on the show.

Really bad casting choices here.

 

[hey_monkey]

Were there any ideas for the Game of Thrones porno that seemed too wrong or evil to do?

Yes. The whole Cersei & Jaime Lannister, brother and sister sexual relationship is taboo. At WoodRocket, we typically try and avoid incest as a running theme in porn.

Game of Thrones: goes too far even for porn.

 

[No Love]

Everyone in the porn looks worse than the people on the show.

Really bad casting choices here.

Is this your first time seeing a porn parody? Better make sure your dad's web filter doesn't catch you, boy.

 

[Discotheque]

Everyone in the porn looks worse than the people on the show.

Really bad casting choices here.

James Deen is probably a better actor than HBO Jon Snow though.

 

[tycoonheart]

Well, they have a better Margaery for sure!

Excuse me?!

 

[Snake]

Now this is the porn parody I've been waiting for.

Though aside from Talisa, the cast doesn't look so great. And where's Melisandre? Get it together, porn!

 

[Protein]

It is already the title. Game of Bones: Winter is Cumming is the whole name.

God dammit

 

[Spider from Mars]

I better see a little person playing Tyrion

 

[VisionaryQuest0]

Considering the actress for Shae used to do porn, it would be pretty cool if she was in this.

Learn something new everyday.

 

[JJDinomite]

Happy to see James Deen getting a nice role.

 

[RDreamer]

You know nothing, James Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaan.

 

[Red Liquorice]

Do people really jerk off to these porn parodies or are they just promo pieces released to get the studio and it's "biggest" "actors" some publicity in a "wider" field than a porn flick would normally get?

 

[tino]

Hey they fixed the casting of Margaery.

The throne looks like a H.R. Giger chair.

 

[livestOne]

Do people really jerk off to these porn parodies or are they just promo pieces released to get the studio and it's "biggest" "actors" some publicity in a "wider" field than a porn flick would normally get?

if it exits someone is jerking off to it

 

[Psychoward]

I recognize quite a few of those names. Welp.

 

[ZeroRay]

I hope this stays more faithful to the books.

 

[Takamura-San]

I hope this stays more faithful to the books.

The books are more food porn than human porn. I get so hungry and bothered when I read them.

 

[Funky Papa]

Learn something new everyday.

The cast is already stacked with porn starletts, particularly among the working girls of King's Landing. A bunch of well known performers have been cast for the next season already.

 

[meijiko]

Their choice for Ygritte actually looks more like how I pictured her from the book...

 

[ZeroRay]

The books are more food porn than human porn. I get so hungry and bothered when I read them.

Sometimes, if I'm really enjoying a meal, I imagine GRRM writing a steamy description of it.

 

[depths20XX]

Is this your first time seeing a porn parody? Better make sure your dad's web filter doesn't catch you, boy.

Huh? I guess I haven't seen many of the parody ones tbh.

 

[Rad-]

Ned gets head in this.

 

[Whitechocolatekrispies]

Ergh those porn stars are so ... nasty looking ...

 

[Takamura-San]

Sometimes, if I'm really enjoying a meal, I imagine GRRM writing a steamy description of it.

This better have a scene between tyrion, Shae and a suckling pig.

 

[Iksenpets]

Their Margaery is actually pretty good! I immediately knew who she was supposed to be, even though she's like the least visually distinctive character of the bunch. Then I saw Ygritte and lol'd. It's just a chick in a store bought winter jacket.

 

[Vashetti]

That isn't Kelly C.

 

[Barrage]

Casting is ugh besides Deen. This Ain't Game Of Thrones XXX, save us! (Yes, there is another one being made).

 

[Lonestar]

Are you going to show us exactly what Podrick did that was so great?

Yes.

 

[iShouldGoPro]

"The greatest in the land. My spear never misses."

 

[blackflag]

Well, they have a better Margaery for sure!

Blasphemer.

 

[Mike Works]

 

[Mudkips]

When does this come out and where can I procure it?

 

[Plywood]

Shit tier, Margaery being the only passable one, let's get this right:

Female cast:

Daenerys - Stevie Shae

Talisa - Penelope Stone

Catelyn - India Summers

Ros - Jessica Robbin

Brienne - Holly Michaels

Cersei - Bobbi Starr

Ygritte - Dani Jensen or Alice March

Shae - Nikita Belluci

Yunkai'i whore - Lily Love

Male cast:

Robert Baratheon - Ron Jeremy

Stannis - Nacho Vidal

Melisandre - Nikki Rhodes

Jamie - Charles Dera or Manuel Ferrera

Sandor Clegane - Bruce Venture

Varys - Nacho Vidal or Johnny Sins

Robb Stark - Michael Vegas or Jared Grey

Ser Jorah Mormont - Erik Everhard

I'll write the rest when I think of them.