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[Einchy]

How big is your Dany folder? Don't you dare lie! 👏

 

[Habaneroguy]

Yeah but Jon doesn't carry himself in that way. Jon is trying to convince the world that the Night King and the army of the dead are real. Yet why would I trust the words of an oath breaker who has crowned himself king (from the prospective of an outsider)? For all I know, I'd be sending my armies North to be ambushed and destroyed.

He didn't crown himself king, the people of the north crowned him king. Davos and Jon even say that in the scene with Dany. Jon is a reluctant hero. They say it out loud and Dany hears it. Also its not like Dolorous Edd wouldn't vouch for Jon. Everyone there knows what happened. Hot pie who is down south even knew about the battle of the bastards, so it seems like whats going on up north to some extent is pretty much common knowledge.

 

[hemo memo]

Jon ain't got time for all that, don't you know about the Night King and the long night?

So other characters can teleport across the map but no time for Jon to do this in time?

 

[SporeCrawler]

This is better I think:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_1nq8oeYFA

i raise you

 

[Heshinsi]

How big is your Dany folder? Don't you dare lie! 👏

Hmm...

Nah I'm just really good at finding the perfect gifs lol.

 

[The Artisan]

holy shit I just realized Dany never wore that silver dragon chain on her dress until episode 3 when she had her meeting with Jon Snow! it's like she put that on to prepare for it or something!

 

[SporeCrawler]

so there is a theory that varys may be a double agent and may be relaying information to cersei.

i kinda dismissed this theory but the conversation between melissandre and varys where he goes like "give us common folk one taste of power, we are like the lion who tasted men. nothing tastes so sweet again"... seems to imply that he is not as concerned about the realm as he said he would be.

 

[-Plasma Reus-]

Am I the only one who has the tissues ready for when Jon + Dany happens.

They don't even have the same parents mate. It's all good.

 

[The Artisan]

Am I the only one who has the tissues ready for when Jon + Dany happens.

They don't even have the same parents mate. It's all good.

*if* it happens. you never know yo.

 

[fuzaco]

Am I the only one who has the tissues ready for when Jon + Dany happens.

They don't even have the same parents mate. It's all good.

Like, for the sex scene between them?

 

[zsynqx]

Am I the only one who has the tissues ready for when Jon + Dany happens

Ewww

 

[Vectorman]

The best thing about me joining late is not having to see the fandom ships until now haha. Now I'm getting ship overload.

 

[Zolo]

Ewww

.....was I the only one to think this was in reference to tears?

 

[Einchy]

.....was I the only one to think this was in reference to tears?

You sick bastard!

 

[Habaneroguy]

Am I the only one who has the tissues ready for when Jon + Dany happens.

They don't even have the same parents mate. It's all good.

Lol, I love this thread.

 

[The Artisan]

.....was I the only one to think this was in reference to tears?

tears of happiness to see ice and fire become lovers or tears of sadness because the incest just won't end?

 

[Vectorman]

So maybe instead of everyone dying, this show will end with a giant orgy of incest...right on XP.

 

[lastplayed]

Am I the only one who has the tissues ready for when Jon + Dany happens.

I'm saving my box of tissues for when Brienne + Tormund happens.

...

I might need two boxes.

 

[The Artisan]

So maybe instead of everyone dying, this show will end with a giant orgy of incest...right on XP.

the genetics in this world are different. on our planet earth, the Targaryens would've died out way ahead of time because you can't just keep inbreeding and expect your offspring and family to be okay. in fact, it is possible that inbreeding is one of the reasons the neanderthals went extinct.

 

[SporeCrawler]

Am I the only one who has the tissues ready for when Jon + Dany happens.

They don't even have the same parents mate. It's all good.

jon + sansa though

 

[Heshinsi]

"I think I'm falling for you Jon Snow..."

*Sometime later*

"I thought I would never love another again, but here we are."

*More time passes*

"I love him Ser Jorah, what should I do?"

He is a man of great character and a worthy match. Go to him Khaleesi.

Me: OMG, Jorah is letting her go!!

*The moment has finally come*

"Did I catch you at a bad time?...There's something I need to tell you."

Me: OMG it's happening! It's happening!

*The episode ends*

 

[The Artisan]

jon + sansa though

na...

 

[wandering]

Why did this thread become Tumblr

 

[Einchy]

Why did this thread become Tumblr

*posts terrible fan art of a wolf and dragon fucking*

 

[Zolo]

*posts terrible fan art of a wolf and dragon fucking*

I thought that was deviantart.

 

[LyleLanley]

What the hell is going on in this thread?

 

[Heshinsi]

We've exhausted everything we could talk about, and are now waiting for tomorrow's episode. In the meantime, would you be coming alone or with a +1 for the wedding?

 

[Bitmap Frogs]

the genetics in this world are different. on our planet earth, the Targaryens would've died out way ahead of time because you can't just keep inbreeding and expect your offspring and family to be okay. in fact, it is possible that inbreeding is one of the reasons the neanderthals went extinct.

For perspective, the Spanish branch of the Habsburgs went extinct after roughly 200 years of inbreeding.

 

[Habaneroguy]

What the hell is going on in this thread?

Incest-cross-species-fan-fiction with soap opera level twists. Well, at least we don't have spoilers (I hope).

 

[The Artisan]

*posts terrible fan art of a wolf and dragon fucking*

We've exhausted everything we could talk about, and are now waiting for tomorrow's episode. In the meantime, would you be coming alone or with a +1 for the wedding?

first of all, what color is this wedding and second of all, why wasn't I invited

For perspective, the Spanish branch of the Habsburgs went extinct after roughly 200 years of inbreeding.

And Charles II had massive problems in his life. He couldn't even have a kid.

 

[Hydrus]

.

Lmao

 

[televator]

Nvm

 

[Bitmap Frogs]

And Charles II had massive problems in his life. He couldn't even have a kid.

His autopsy report is something else.

 

[The Artisan]

His autopsy report is something else.

what did his autopsy reveal?

 

[Randy Lanzarote]

what did his autopsy reveal?

Beginning with a general background on some of the Spanish dynasties of the Middle Ages, the focus soon lay on the extraordinary case of Charles II, the last and heirless Habsburg King of Spain. The result of several generations of royal inbreeding, Charles II was already born with several difficulties. Throughout his childhood he was extremely fragile and developmentally challenged. Intellectually stunted, his thirty-year rule was ineffective and dominated by the absence of heirs.

Despite being married twice, Charles II produced no offspring. After his death, just short of his fortieth birthday, a rudimentary autopsy was performed, with the following results: “a very small heart, lungs corroded, intestines putrefactive and gangrenous, three large stones in the [!] kidney, a single testicle black as coal, and his head full of water.”

Prof. Van Kerrebroeck used this description to paint a clinical picture: “We can conclude that Carlos suffered from posterior hypospadias, monorchism and an atrophic testicle. He probably had an intersexual state with ambiguous genitalia, and a congenital monokidney with stones and infections.”

http://uroweb.org/eau15-the-spanish-angle-urological-problems-of-charles-ii-1661-1700/

You should also read up on the habsburg jaw. Charles V apparently had to get Eppleby to chew his food for him later in life such was the his over pronounced lower jaw.

Incest isn't as glamorous as GoT makes out. Shame.

 

[Mechazawa]

Is there any other work where there's a fanbase that so badly wants to see an aunt and nephew bone?

 

[Summoner]

The relationship between Podrick and Brienne is rather odd at this point, isn't it? Why is he still following her around?

Podrick is Brienne's squire. What part of that is hard to understand?

 

[EatChildren]

I hope The Hound cuts off Dany's head.

 

[DoomGyver]

Why would the hound kill Dany?

 

[Little Old Man]

FFS. Avoid YouTube if GOT videos come up in your recommendations.

 

[Zelenogorsk]

Why would the hound kill Dany?

Because he's a fucking badass.

 

[Miles Quaritch]

So it looks like episode 4 leaked and there's gifs and videos making the rounds literally everywhere from what I've seen.

Had what would have been an amazing scene ruined by a shitty gif. Cunts.

 

[Cozmogramma]

So it looks like episode 4 leaked and there's gifs and videos making the rounds literally everywhere from what I've seen.

Had what would have been an amazing scene ruined by a shitty gif. Cunts.

I'm gonna avoid the internet as much as possible today.

 

[Nameless]

Why would the hound kill Dany?

Fuck the Queen

 

[DoomGyver]

The hound only cares about chicken, do dragons taste like chicken?

 

[Kenzodielocke]

The hound only cares about chicken, do dragons taste like chicken?

They have the anatomy of chicken.

 

[GIANKRATOS]

Lol

 

[zugzug]

duh dragonglass is lingo for sex....very clear to me.

 

[DoomGyver]

Jon wants to mine her cave.

 

[Froli]

Dragon Glass, when I think about it..the only weapons that can be made when durability is in question

Spear Heads ( Spear is my personal choice if I'm forced on such situation)
Arrow heads
Small Knives/dagger

Anything else?