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[revolverjgw]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urination

Following up on my thread about vomit, we should compile a similar list for pissing. Because of reasons. Add your own with pics if possible


This guy from Gothic 2 whips it out in front of at least a dozen people.

You can catch this frenchman in the act in MGS4. Probably the highlight of Act 4.

You're lying if you say you didn't stand in the stream and look up

First person bladder emptying in Duke Nukem Forever

 

[Count Dookkake]

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[DopeyFish]

Postal 2 and 3

 

[jbueno]

Hitman 2.

 

[Second Circle Pad]

Hitman

 

[kutthoat5150]

postal 2

 

[fluffydelusions]

Postal

 

[BadWolf]

MGS2.

 

[JazzmanZ]

This is the most oddly specific thing of all ____ in games I have ever seen.

 

[Hoo-doo]

Postal 2, where you peed all over people, eventually making them vomit all over themselves.

That game was weird.

 

[buffi]

No idea why I'm posting in this thread, but the first Soldier of Fortune game had it...

 

[Grief.exe]

There is peeing in Sleeping Dogs as well

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_MGFPNZp08

 

[Sho Nuff]

Whoa, take it to the urolagnia forum, pal

 

[Air Zombie Meat]

Binding of Isaac. You wet yourself if your health is low and you can also fire a stream of urine at enemies.

 

[RotBot]

There is peeing in Sleeping Dogs as well

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_MGFPNZp08

 

[chickdigger802]

This is the most oddly specific thing of all ____ in games I have ever seen.

I'm pretty sure those threads are why I'm jred.

nofunallowed


back on topic, was playing red dead the other day and noticed a guy urinating. Rockstar quality.

it was mgs2 where pissing was part of their tech demo for reflections or something right?

 

[flaxknuckles]

Scarface: The World Is Yours

 

[fleck0]

as far as enemies go - I feel like I've killed hundreds of peeing guards across dozens of different stealth sections.

Doesn't Vampire: Bloodlines have a lot of that too?

 

[Aguirre]

gta3... im sure there's a peeing cheat... o.o

 

[FoneBone]

Wanted: Weapons of Fate

 

[radioheadrule83]

I love how so many people came in to say Postal - you'd think it was an insanely massive franchise, but actually, that was just one of the many things that stayed with us.

Was "I REGRET NOTHING" ever a meme? - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5YnQcppCQc

You could throw yellow snowballs on South Park on N64... does that count?

*peeing image*

Dat micro-penis / peeing through clothes

 

[Ryuhza]

Postal 2, where you peed all over people, eventually making them vomit all over themselves.

That game was weird.

Vomiting only happened if you peed on their face (ie, in their mouth.) You could also make yourself gag by peeing on the ceiling and standing, head up, under the drips. Similarily, if you had caught fire, you could urinate on yourself to put it out.

Postal 2 folks.


I recall a peeing guy in the Canada stage of one of the Tony Hawk's Pro Skaters. I believe you could knock him off the edge he was peeing from, sending him down such a height that you'd effectively murdered him.


Also, during gladiator fights in Shadow of Rome, you could cause your foes to pee themselves if you targeted them while they were helpless or close to death. You got an extra Salvo for killing them in this state, titled "Urine Trouble"

 

[SniperHunter]

lol

 

[axisofweevils]

Puddle features a level where you control fluid through the human body, ultimately ending in a cut scene that involves urinating on a rat. You then control the goo from the dead rat in the next level.

 

[katkombat]

Conker's Bad Fur Day

For some reason Postal 2 was the first thing that popped in my head but this is a MUCH more memorable sequence. The song is great, too.

 

[radioheadrule83]

Puddle features a level where you control fluid through the human body, ultimately ending in a cut scene that involves urinating on a rat. You then control the goo from the dead rat in the next level.

Time to turn this baby on and 'whine' through some levels

 

[n0n44m]

Soldier of Fortune

(I played that demo way too many times)

 

[Baconsammy]

I chose the taunt animation in Saints Row 3 that has the girl fake piss on people. Does that count?

 

[zerokoolpsx]

That frenchman in MGS4 is in Act 3 actually. Act 4 is good old Shadow Moses.

 

[Seik]

My question would be: What is the FIRST game where you could actually piss?

My guess is Conker Bad Fur Day...but I'm not sure.

 

[ComputerMKII]

Dante's Inferno. Clouds of urine and rivers of shit.

 

[faceless007]

My question would be: What is the FIRST game where you could actually piss?

My guess is Conker Bad Fur Day...but I'm not sure.

My guess would be Duke Nukem 3D.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Far Cry 3 has it.

 

[Ryuhza]

My guess would be Duke Nukem 3D.

Ahhhhh... much better.

 

[Endless]

 

[Jackpot]

Phantasmagoria

Mafia

Mafia 2 possibly

I think also Prey might.

 

[radioheadrule83]

My guess would be Duke Nukem 3D.

I think that was implied pissing... noise and then the flush, but yeah, that would be my guess too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqwKolEgvGg#t=6s

 

[bishoptl]

Dishonored (I just finished it last night). Choked out many a guard draining the weasel w/o correct situational awareness.

 

[thebeeks]

My question would be: What is the FIRST game where you could actually piss?

My guess is Conker Bad Fur Day...but I'm not sure.

Probably some homebrew C64 game, if that counts.

Now that I think about it, can't you pee in the first Leisure Suit Larry?

 

[Baconsammy]

She's pooping. Doesn't count.

Dishonored (I just finished it last night). Choked out many a guard draining the weasel w/o correct situational awareness.

I pee in public places with correct situational awareness, and it gets me beat up.

 

[totowhoa]

In Bayonetta, there is pissing on Kamiya's grave.

 

[FrostuTheNinja]

*Tinkle tinkle*

It's actually one of my favorite scenes in Final Fantasy 9.

Edit: Here it is, apologies for the mobile link.

http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=ts4dOW6zuzM&desktop_uri=/watch?v=ts4dOW6zuzM

 

[Muffdraul]

In GTA IV there's at least one guy peeing in an apt stairwell. If you get too close to him he stops and waits for you to back off.

 

[Jaded Alyx]

Leisure Suit Larry: Magna Cum Laude

 

[Flink]

There's someone peeing in the background of one of the stages in Street Fighter Alpha 2. I think it was Birdie's stage.

edit: yeah, here it is:

 

[Het_Nkik]

More Metal Gear Solid because why not.

MGS/Twin Snakes:

(That is not my text)

MGS2:

Runs (ha?) in the family.

 

[darkpower]

The Sims series, oddly enough.

They even do the "drawing pictures" movements when they do so!

 

[vagabondarts]

Conker's Bad Fur Day

First post always wins.

Came in here to post this

 

[Takamura-San]

Primal rage

 

[Dr Dogg]

Dishonored (I just finished it last night). Choked out many a guard draining the weasel w/o correct situational awareness.

Hahaha. I did the same thing many a time. Corvo obvious didn't care about splash back. Funny thing is I was playing the sneaky-sneaky approach and more than one time did the guards week bladders save my bacon. Can imagine that coming up at the next Dunwall tower Guards performance review.