SolidSnakex
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Phobophile said:
BARREL!
Phobophile said:
oblo said:No One Lives Forever:
-You look like you need a monkey!
°Excuse me?
-I have a very fine monkey for you... only twenty dollars, American!
°Sorry, I don't want a monkey.
-What do you mean?
°I don't want a monkey!
-Why not?!
°BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE MONKEYS! NOW GET THAT FILTHY BEAST AWAY FROM ME!
-ARE YOU INSULTING MY MONKEY?!
°I am sure it's a perfectly excellent monkey, but I don't want it! Now please leave, I am very busy!
-Ten dollars.
°NO! I wouldn't want the dreadful thing, even if it was free!
-Free?! You want my children to starve?!
°If they're hungry, I suggest you feed them the monkey!
-This is a valueable monkey! My wife would kill me if she knew I was offering it to you so cheap!
°YOU DON'T SEEM TO UNDERSTAND! I DON'T WANT A MONKEY!!
-Infidel.
SolidSnakex said:BARREL!
Totz said::lol I had completely forgotten about that. I was like "WTF" the first time it happened.
Gribbix said:Giants: Citizen Kabuto
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Singho said:Final Fight: Street Wise...
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-b-kJ9T9HaU
This guy...is just comedy gold. :lol WEASAL FTW!
End of thread. In its heyday, Lucas Arts was not only the funniest source of interactive entertainment around, it also rivaled just about any other form of entertainment for pure humor. It is really a terrible shame that LA refuses to release new comedic adventure games or even sell/rerelease most of their classics. I still haven't played Grim Fandango or Sam and Max... sigh. Anyway, the only recent games that come to mind are Tales of Symphonia (Zelos) and Phoenix Wright.HyperZone<3 said:QFT. I don't think I've ever laughed more with any other game then I did with the Monkey Island series. Probably a big part of why even the ancient editions of the series have held up so well, because they are so friggin funny.
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ratcliffja said:End of thread. In its heyday, Lucas Arts was not only the funniest source of interactive entertainment around, it also rivaled just about any other form of entertainment for pure humor. It is really a terrible shame that LA refuses to release new comedic adventure games or even sell/rerelease most of their classics. I still haven't played Grim Fandango or Sam and Max... sigh. Anyway, the only recent games that come to mind are Tales of Symphonia (Zelos) and Phoenix Wright.
I was all ready to link the Lucasarts Store, but it looks like they've stopped selling just about everything that made their company so incredible. Must've happened recently, too, as I was considering buying something only a few months ago.ratcliffja said:It is really a terrible shame that LA refuses to release new comedic adventure games or even sell/rerelease most of their classics. I still haven't played Grim Fandango or Sam and Max... sigh.
SolidSnakex said:2 questions. Is he just one of those villains that runs around like that because he's scared to fight you? And is that actually the real music for the game?
BlizzyAzz said:Halo Legendary Bonus Ending:
http://halocinema.bungie.org/halo/32_legendary_ending.wmv
Easy_G said:just watching luigi during the cutscenes was enough.
Schafer said:Although the games I all listed are very consistently funny the game I've gotten the biggest laugh out of was the Baldur's Gate 2 expansion. Part way through you come across a wizard who has some doodad you need. Before he'll give it to you he demands you go get him the eyestalk of a beholder. You being near godlike in power by this point tell him that its flat out ridiculous to expect people of your stature to do such redundant tasks and storm out.
Outside his cave are a bunch of statues of people, if you use a stone to flesh spell on them it turns out they are actually low level adventurers who were turned to stone by the wizard. You can then give them the quest to get the eyestalk with a whopping reward of 100 gold (you have around 200,000 by this point) of which they are most excited to get. This is where it gets funny, the screen fades to black, some time passes and then the low level group comes back and stops near you. They start talking amongst themselves saying that surely since your group is so powerful you must have some amazing items and they agree to kill you to get your stuff. They attack, and in a cutscene your character turns into the slayer (a demonic form of pure badassery) and destroys their entire party. The screen goes dark with game over, the mouse automatically clicks on load game and it is back to the low level group, this time they come up with a new plan, one involving their mighty magic missile wand. They attack again, and again you butcher them, once again it loads and finally they meekly walk up, give you the eyestalk and you can either pay them or refuse for dumbassery.
That was long winded, and probably didn't come out right, but it was freaking hilarious in the game.
"'Course, you do!"FlameOfCallandor said:Want some rye?
That pig-shaped bush frightens and confuses me.HyperZone<3 said:QFT. I don't think I've ever laughed more with any other game then I did with the Monkey Island series. Probably a big part of why even the ancient editions of the series have held up so well, because they are so friggin funny.
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Aaron said:"'Course, you do!"
You just reminded me: I need to buy that game.Phobophile said: