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[Jason's Ultimatum]

So, who wants to meet up?

 

[RotBot]

FUUUUUUUUCK

This guy was awesome. Really good spriter, made a load of funny advance wars based sprite comics, I read through them all in my early days on the internet.

This is really weird...

The murderer or the victim?

 

[Jasoco]

So, who wants to meet up?

Damn! Missed it by that much!

I came in here to post that.

 

[samratty]

I actually saw that guy around a few times as my friend lives on the same road. I saw him in Gamestation once too.

Pretty weird

 

[radioheadrule83]

I'm glad he was able to finger his murderer before he went. What a horrible way to go

 

[Strike]

Great, now I'm second guessing that Chicago GAF meetup.

Uh oh.

 

[gdt]

So now the question is,

who crazier? The average GAFfer? Or the average Advancewars forum goer?

 

[Fuzzy]

What does this spell for Toronto-GAF?

Don't bring your GFs.

Wait, some of us have GFs?

 

[soultron]

I'm bringing a gun to the Toronto GAF knife fight.

 

[Freshmaker]

So, who wants to meet up?

Depends. Is your GF kinda hot?

 

[methane47]

He was an expert.

 

[captive]

Pretty badass to write your killer's name out in your own blood.

Except for the whole you know... dying thing.

 

[dream]

This wouldn't have happened if Advance Wars hadn't gone all dark and broody in Days of Ruin!

 

[SpeedingUptoStop]

he took advance wars to the next level?

Dude. Whoa.

 

[Osaka]

So did the victim crawl all the way from outside to his computer only to write the note onto the side of it?

 

[overthehill99]

How the hell do you stab another human 86 times?

 

[soultron]

How the hell do you stab another human 86 times?

Black out?

Spoiler

Insanity plea.

 

[Barrett2]

How the hell do you stab another human 86 times?

You'd have to be pretty goddamn disturbed. Dude should get the chair.

 

[Raistlin]

Great, now I'm second guessing that Chicago GAF meetup.

By chance, do you have any pics of your girlfriend?

 

[OpinionatedCyborg]

How the hell do you stab another human 86 times?

While it's true that a single stab wound could kill you (which is why they say that the loser of a knife fight dies on the ground; the winner dies several hours later in the hospital), it takes a lot to kill someone quickly. The media likes to emphasize how many times the the madman stabbed the victim, as if that makes the attack more vicious and rage-filled when the real cause for that many stab wounds has more to do the attacker's inexperience and the resilience of the human body.

 

[ZAK]

Dammit Nintendo, this is what you get when you make your games "grittier!"

Spoiler

b10

 

[MisterAnderson]

Slow news?

"On September 19, 2008, the day after celebrating the couple's third anniversary, Witton went to work, and, after failing to make contact with Pyke, returned home to find him dead."

Am I missing something here? Are they only just now publishing this story?

 

[notsol337]

Slow news?

"On September 19, 2008, the day after celebrating the couple's third anniversary, Witton went to work, and, after failing to make contact with Pyke, returned home to find him dead."

Am I missing something here? Are they only just now publishing this story?

Costanza is late... there were 2 threads. One got locked for being old.

SILLY OLD COSTANZA.

 

[MisterAnderson]

Costanza is late... there were 2 threads. One got locked for being old.

SILLY OLD COSTANZA.

No but, the story on the link is dated "May 5, 2009 6:28 PM PDT" which is why I'm confused...

 

[Forkball]

Did he use his CO Power?

 

[Aaron Strife]

Oh my god why are nerds so fucking weird about girls

 

[Deleted member 1235]

Oh my god why are nerds so fucking weird about girls

try never having sex for 30 years and see how you feel.

 

[NotWii]

if you scroll fast it kind of looks like he's being eaten by an alligator.

:lol

How the hell do you stab another human 86 times?

MKULTRA

Did he use his CO Power?

Dude... :lol

 

[Tornado Condor]

The murderer probably got an S rank

 

[shpankey]

All this over a ginger?

 

[toxicgonzo]

The murderer probably got an S rank

ಠ_ಠ

 

[Htown]

The murderer probably got an S rank

No way in hell. Took him 86 turns.

 

[bengraven]

All this over a ginger?

At GAF we appreciate our redheads.

 

[TheRagnCajun]

I blame videogames.

 

[SnakeswithLasers]

(the victim)

Story Here

Pretty sure that pic is the killer. Unless the article I read had the tags mixed up.

 

[Sai-kun]

Great, now I'm second guessing that Chicago GAF meetup.

Holy shit first thing I thought of :lol :lol :lol

Don't worry I'm only good at rhythm games and talking trash

 

[Tornado Condor]

i suck at photoshopping

 

[SovanJedi]

Why is a forum thread about someone's murder always accompanied by a bunch of terribly insensitive jokes? Damn Internet.

The murderer sounds like he was messed up in the head with about a billion things going on. There's no way he's going innocent.

 

[AndresON777]

So, who wants to meet up?

haha

Crazy ass people on the internet, no thanks. I like to look into a person's eyes before I hang out with them, might be a psycho

 

[shpankey]

At GAF we appreciate our redheads.

Is it true they have no souls?

 

[evil solrac v3.0]

time to fry the fucker.

 

[Jinfash]

Shit, this fucking horrible.

And 86 stab wounds... I wonder how the battle result screen would look like.

 

[GDJustin]

Fun fact: I run an advance wars fansite, and the victim posted on my message board. (It wasn't the forum mentioned in all the news posts, though. It's just a small community).

When this story first broke, site traffic went up 5X and we had 100s of guests browsing the forum concurrently. We traced browser IPs back to law enforcement agencies o.0

We eventually had to turn public viewing and member registrations off, for a few days.

 

[Parl]

Messed up. If you're from Nottingham, and you get stabbed, 99,999 times out of 100,000, it's gonna be in Nottingham. I'm only 15 miles away from the place myself.

 

[Tornado Condor]

Fun fact: I run an advance wars fansite, and the victim posted on my message board. (It wasn't the forum mentioned in all the news posts, though. It's just a small community).

When this story first broke, site traffic went up 5X and we had 100s of guests browsing the forum concurrently. We traced browser IPs back to law enforcement agencies o.0

We eventually had to turn public viewing and member registrations off, for a few days.

www.advancewarsnet.com?

I love that site

 

[Freshmaker]

How the hell do you stab another human 86 times?

He didn't. It was clearly a suicide. (There was a note!)

 

[GDJustin]

www.advancewarsnet.com?

I love that site

<3

That's me!

 

[X26]

Maybe GAF should consider banning german IP's from the post your GF/wife thread

 

[NumberTwo]

:lol :lol :lol

?

 

[Tornado Condor]

<3

That's me!

awesome! I used to visit that site regularly when i played AW