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General Flynn resigns from position
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I love you.
fuck me, i needed this. thank you.
exmachina64
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It's great how bullshit keeps propagating.
It was a close election. When an election is as close as this one was, every factor plays a critical role.
radios shipping overview
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Assange is just another patsy for the Trump-Putin partnership.
Freeza Under The Shower
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The Apprentice: White House Special:
"Donald, you've been terminated!"
Not really their fault for the EC existing without an amendment that give the popular vote dominance over the arbitrary system. If the system cannot be fixed without massive overhaul, at least adding that condition would solve the 'minority of minority' regime that is now the case, and will likely continue until such an amendment is added.
Cesare Borgia
Banned
This is not how this works. At all.
Dash_Riprock
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But does Trump know that???
You know they have to be meeting about how they can cover this up or take some eyes off the situation.
CielTynave
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Only his followers would fall for that.
sans_pants
avec_pénis
I'd like to see a movie where like 3 guys think they are pulling the president's strings but none of them know about the other puppeteers and it ends up as a romantic comedy of sorts
It would take a war to take the news off of this.
Speaking of, how are those warships moving toward Iran doing?
poppedcollar69
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oh, have arnie do it? that'll definitely get the ratings up
NotTheGuyYouKill
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Isn't that high treason and a death sentence?
Oh, the places you'll go!
Oh, the things you will leak!
How exciting to share
A fresh leak sneak peek!
You've a notepad in your hand
And a tape in your shoe
SHH! Please be secret
Or else they might sue
The press is awaiting
Your scoops with great glee!
Who knows what you'll find?
We're waiting to see!
Is Trump actually a Gilly Galoot
Who hoots and galoozes
As he watches the shows
That are not where Fox News is?
Or is Bannon the devil?
Trick question, you prole!
For even Old Scratch
Has a hint of a soul
The headlines are waiting!
Ink's ready to dry!
So go forth! Get leaking!
Before we all die.
PhoncipleBone
Banned
Babylon 5 love being shown is always welcome.
I'd pay a thousand dollars to see this movie.
Jorok Goldblade
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Guess it's as good a time as any to update my trailer...
Writer Ken Bensinger (Joseph Gordon Levitt) sits at his desk in a cubicle farm, the name "Buzzfeed" visible on the wall behind him.
While looking through his e-mail, he sees a new attachment saying "You'll want to see this." He takes a sip of coffee as he scrolls before his eyes bulge and he spits out the coffee.
[Joker and the Thief by Wolfmother starts playing]
Bensinger runs into an office where Miriam Elder (Maya Rudolph) is talking to Mark Schoofs (Stanley Tucci), he's panicking and holding a freshly printed document.
Bensinger: Guys, guys! I think-... I think I have a story. About Trump.
Elder: Pfft. [Taking paper] Like anybody gives a... What the-...?!
[Jump cut to Schoofs reading it]
Schoofs: No, actually I agree. I agree with the "What the-..." [Waves his hand to imply the final unspoken word].
Elder: How does this happen?
EARLIER...
Jeb Bush (Will Ferrel): Hi! I'm Jeb Bush, and I'd sure like to be your president.
Cut to:
Jeb looking disappointed in a dark room, talking to an advisor (Ben Schwartz).
Jeb: How is he beating us? I just don't get it.
Advisor: I thought you had an exclamation point at the end of your name! It's time to get to action!
Jeb: ... Yeah.
Advisor: Step up!
Jeb: YEAH!
Cut to:
Jeb: Hey... Who would I talk to about.... Hiring a spy?
Cut to:
Christopher Steele (Liam Neeson) meets with Jeb in a car in a parking garage. He's very intense.
FROM ADAM MCKAY
DIRECTOR OF "THE BIG SHORT" and "ANCHORMAN"
Steele: What is it you want?
Jeb: Well, if you could just... Find something. Like, maybe he cheated on some taxes, or maybe he said something offensive.
Steele: I'll start in Russia.
Jeb: Russia?
Steele: Russia.
Jeb: Why... why would you start in Russia?
Steele: Everything bad usually happens in Russia.
Jeb: ... Oh. [Smirks] Hey. We're kind of like James Bond and M, huh. Yeah, I'm M and you're George Lazenby.
[Steele stares, stone-faced.]
LATER
[Jeb sits in his pajamas reading the paper when the phone rings.]
Jeb: [Answers] Y'ello.
Steele: This is Steele. I have your information. It's big.
Jeb: Oh. Oh! No, that's okay. I'm actually out of the race. You don't have to-...
[Pause]
Jeb: ... Like.... Number 1?
John McCain (Bill Murray) stares at a document.
John McCain: .... Ha... Hahaha!
[Cut to...]
[In a hotel suite]
Trump: How bad are we talking?
Agent 1(Jordan Peele): ... Moscow, a few years ago.
Trump: ... Ah...
Agent 2(Keegan-Michael Key): Prostitution. Blackmail... Uh...
Agent 1: Illicit business ties.
Agent 2: And...
Agent 1: And...
Agent 2: Pee.
Agent 1: Yeah, pee.
Agent 2: [Nods]
Agent 1: People are probably gonna really latch onto... the pee.
Trump: ... Uhh...
[In an office]
Kellyanne Conway (Kate McKinnon): This might not be so bad, if it comes out. You know, maybe we could spin it. Like... You're improving Russian relations.
Trump: And, hey. Maybe there was a fire in the hotel.
Conway: [Winces]
Trump: ... And there wasn't any water. Someone had to put the fire out!
THE RIDICULOUS TRUE STORY
OF THE CRAZIEST SCANDAL IN AMERICAN POLITICAL HISTORY
Putin (Steve Carrell): [Chuckles nervously]
Big montage of quick cuts of shenanigans and character's reactions as the music gets to the last "Joker and the Thief" chorus repetition. Music stops.
Michael Flynn (Gary Cole) is explaining himself to Trump and staff.
Cole: Putin?! I didn't think it was a big deal. It was just dinner! ... And... horseback riding.
Trump: Oh God.
Cole: ... We Skype on occasion.
Alec Baldwin
Will Ferrell
Kate McKinnon
Bill Murray
Joseph Gordon-Levitt
Liam Neeson
Keegan-Michael Key & Jordan Peele
Stanley Tucci
Maya Rudolph
and
Paul Giamatti as Sean Spicer
Spicer: Are you freakin' kidding me!?
GOLDENGATE
COMING SOON
Seriously. This script needs to get into the hands of Last Week Tonight. They would actually make it.
Holy shit I wanna watch that movie.
Electric Eye
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I think we are all missing something very important and gratifying in all this. Bannon stepped out of his make believe world when he joined the administration and went straight to war with reality (the media) and I'm having a very good time seeing his delusional brain getting destroyed. His little weirdo website may have made him millions off the back of idiots and mentally challenged and weak minded conspiracy theory believers but he decide to pick a fight with professionals and got KO'd in round one.
"Whoever, owing allegiance to the United States, levies war against them or adheres to their enemies, giving them aid and comfort within the United States or elsewhere, is guilty of treason and shall suffer death, or shall be imprisoned not less than five years and fined under this title but not less than $10,000; and shall be incapable of holding any office under the United States."
18 U.S. Code § 2381
whitemex88
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Full speed ahead on some ridiculous EO, I'm betting.
How did Bannon get KO'd? He's still in there, he's even closer with Trump now, he gets to make Flynn the fall guy, and he gathers even more power. It seems to me that his plan is working.
I don't think his plan was to have this much heat on them.
Maybe, but until any Republicans seriously suggest Bannon should be removed I don't think anything else matters. They can easily distract with whatever they want, or shutdown any congressional attempts at interference.
Never knew that he went all in on the vile chanting. A decorated general of the United States? Over fucking emails??
Strip this asshole of every honor, medal, and shred of dignity he ever had. Piece of shit.
There's been plenty of distractions as this has gone on and here we are. I don't see how the Republicans risk public perception just for Bannon.
DyslexicAlucard
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Bart's quote is so pertinent to this: https://youtu.be/q8AULZ2le28
"I'll make a swamp, and then drain (a bit of) it!"
http://www.politico.com/story/2017/02/trump-flynn-replace-kushner-234977
Steve Banning pushed him out
DyslexicAlucard
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Chumming up the water won't work the way Bannon thinks it will. It will just encourage their enemies (which is just about everybody) to go after them more.
CassidyIzABeast
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Trump administration has the same job turnover as a fast food restaurant. Flynn got that first check and bounced.
He still has that Russian check coming in though.
DyslexicAlucard
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I wasn't really making a point on that one way or the other. I was just making a lame reference to SNL.
Pinko Marx
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What about Wes Anderson tho?
Electric Eye
Banned
They're consider Petraeus. Its like non of them know how to google.
DyslexicAlucard
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He may want to pass that package by a Geiger counter before opening it.
Are there even rumors linking Bannon to Russia though? As far as I know he's "just" a neonazi white supremecist, and that's not enough for wide opposition unless something extra turns up.
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