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[AndersK]

so isn't this just swearing at children?

Well you see, I'm a moral swearinist, and if the kid says he's mature enough to hear swears, you can't say he isn't.

 

[LinkSlayer64]

Gave me a laugh.

 

[PSqueak]

is this the new habbo

Pretty sure Club Penguin predates Habbo.

 

[FlyinJ]

"Dune Coon" OMG SO FUNNY LOL

Get out of here with this GamerGate/theDonald bullshit.

 

[ONLYUSEmeFEET]

so isn't this just swearing at children?

Club Penguin processes messages through a filter before they can be viewed publicly. So the swears are only being read by the server, and anyone viewing these speedruns.

 

[Seik]

I'll start an account just to see wh--AT THE FUCK?

 

[TeamLeftMatch]

Hmmm,i get the joke,but where the bad words?

Read the ban message is says he was banned for saying "why the fuck ain't y'all laughin"

I'll start an account just to see wh--AT THE FUCK?

We need a DF analysis and frame rate test here

 

[Piggus]

I'll start an account just to see wh--AT THE FUCK?

The 2500K has finally met its match.

 

[RionaaM]

I remember some friends and i having an AMAZING time doing this in Habbo Hotel.

- You each make a new account.
- Find a (preferably cringeworthy) private room, like for a lame clan/fanclub
- Enter said room as a group
- First person to get kicked wins

The best bit was it often became a pun battle. Coming up with the worst jokes on the theme of whatever room you were in.

Good times.

Hahaha I used to hang around in Habbo Hotel with a friend when we were 12 or so. We logged in at his house and started swearing randomly at everyone we saw, writing every curse word we could think of.

I'm not proud, of course. That said, I won't deny this makes me feel a little nostalgic...

 

[Spiral Insanity]

Hmmm,i get the joke,but where the bad words?

They cut out that screenshot, for greater comedic effect.

 

[tmarg]

Club Penguin processes messages through a filter before they can be viewed publicly. So the swears are only being read by the server, and anyone viewing these speedruns.

Clearly not everything is being picked up, based on "dune coon". This is just a bunch of people being jerks on the internet, and there's nothing particularly funny about it.

 

[Thebeardofknowledge]

I wonder if it's easier to get banned from Club Penguin or Neogaf...

Without bish definitely club penguin

 

[kadotsu]

This would actually be a fun category if you weren't allowed to curse or do blatantly racist, sexist etc. stuff.

 

[Avenger54321]

This is way too good. Definitely got a chuckle out of me

 

[Rebel Leader]

I wonder if it's easier to get banned from Club Penguin or Neogaf...

Club penguin


No one on gaf has been banned in under 30 seconds

 

[Brakke]

Legit question: are there literally any kids on this thing any more? I thought it was a place exclusively populated by trolls and knuckleheads as of like four or fives years ago.

 

[jackal27]

omg neogaf dot com

I am SOBBING. These are hilarious. Please keep them coming.

 

[CrayToes]

Obligatory

 

[RAWRferal]

IBTL

 

[xealo]

so isn't this just swearing at children?

Regardless of the intent of people that do this, club penguin happens to filter messages with profanity out before its even shown to anyone else afaik. The devs were smart enough to realise not everyone in it would behave properly.

 

[Ooccoo]

the 911 operator one slayed me lol

 

[hughesta]

the berry rude and 911 pics are killing me

 

[Neverthelesser]

 

[Shao Kahn Brewing a Stew]

I wonder if it's easier to get banned from Club Penguin or Neogaf...

Club Penguin ban is automatic, but GAF mods are like Mordor: they never sleep.

 

[SirNinja]

There's now a tool-assisted speedrun of this, because of course there is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OALbVKuJm60

 

[RionaaM]

Obligatory

This one is so silly and yet so funny! I like how it is completely innocent too, wanna see more like this.

 

[tauroxd]

Well... That was funny, the image.

 

[NHarmonic.]

These are too good, the spider man one killed me.

 

[-Ryn]

Pretty much, which is why I'm not finding this all too amusing.

Did swearing bother you when you were a kid?

 

[Timeaisis]

I wonder if it's easier to get banned from Club Penguin or Neogaf...

Time for a speedrun of our own?

 

[| Praxis |]

so isn't this just swearing at children?

Yeah,can't really see what is funny about it. Seems a bit sad.

 

[Systolique]

Best ones I know of are already posted

 

[EdwardTivrusky]

There's now a tool-assisted speedrun of this, because of course there is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OALbVKuJm60

It made me chuckle and they'd shave a few seconds off if they can get the captcha correct too.

 

[Maxim726X]

Some of these are fucking hysterical.

 

[Banjo-Kazooie]

So basically who can be an ass to children the fastest. Sounds just about right

 

[PantsuJo]

Lol

 

[stan423321]

I wonder if it's easier to get banned from Club Penguin or Neogaf...

NeoGAF intro time varies from weeks to months. You have to endure this. Then you start posting some really terrible stuff and you get banned. On Club Penguing you just need to post some really terrible stuff, so it's marginally easier.

 

[What A Time To Be Alive]

It made me chuckle and they'd shave a few seconds off if they can get the captcha correct too.

Had to wait for the activation email so it wouldn't of mattered. No time was lost.

 

[War Peaceman]

weird how club penguin are so severe on free speech let freely allow extremists to plan bomb attacks

 

[Harlock]

Habbo Hotel still exist?

 

[AlexBasch]

Man, this and Habbo Hotel remind me of the time I used to lurk around /b/.

Like someone said, not really proud of it, but can't deny it took me back. Plus, I'd be surprised if any kids are using Club Penguin at all.

 

[EdwardTivrusky]

Had to wait for the activation email so it wouldn't of mattered. No time was lost.

Ahh, so that's what the description on the video meant. Thanks.

 

[CuthbertAllgoodz]

This one always made me laugh:

 

[MUnited83]

 

[SuperSah]

So wrong yet my sides

 

[boiled goose]

My siblings were rich yet notorious scammers on Habbo.

In the end they even conned their closest and trusted friends

 

[Lucky Seven]

Awesome. I wouldn't worry about the kids too much. Not only are these things filtered, but I doubt any kids are really left after Minecraft and Roblox.

 

[chrisPjelly]

What's the point in turning it into a speedrun if a single 'fuck' is all that is needd for an autofilter to ban someone? Some of these are funny though. There should be a contest to see who can get banned the fastest WITHOUT using any cursewords lol

 

[PantsuJo]

Obligatory

LOOOL awesome

 

[Noobcraft]

I'll start an account just to see wh--AT THE FUCK?

The PS4 would melt trying to run this.