You already know the answer to this.wait... how could you be balls deep in him when he was the top?
You already know the answer to this.wait... how could you be balls deep in him when he was the top?
wait... how could you be balls deep in him when he was the top?
Cowboy?
Possibly reverse.Cowboy?
Just pay for it. Go to an escort website or something. that way you know what you're getting into.
wait... how could you be balls deep in him when he was the top?
CL is lame. Do you have a smartphone? When I found out my phone could find me sex, naturally i wanted in. I met him on that Growlr app. It's like a gay GPS system. You set your location, set your filters like daddies, silverdaddies, leather daddies (my favorite) and then Poof! (Pun intended) there's a list of guys you can fuck in your area. This is the fucking future! I set up a profile with a tasteful portrait I took with the front camera in my phone that I ran through a dozen editing apps on my phone because you know, you want to look good for all the other guys looking fir sex in their phone in the middle of the day on a tuesday. I instantly get a message from this guy MACK. He looked like Tom sellick and bill Goldberg rolled into one. we start to chat and decide to meet. Now this app is cool but the location tracking is a little off. For instance it said MACK was 4.6 miles from me when in reality it was more 11. The door opens and I see a more that slightly aged and expanded version of MACK from online. We get to talking. He's a bear, drives an 18 wheeler (meaning one of those kias powered by 18 hamsters on wheels) and works construction in the side (set decorator for the community theater). He leads me through the house to the bedroom. The usual bachelor pad. Tammy Fay commemorative plates lining the the hallway, cat smell, Caribbean mardi gras themed bathroom. He had a, and I'm serious, a very masculine four poster bed with billowing fabric. It actually turns out that one part of his profile was true. He was a total top I laid down, he threw a condom on ME and he hopped on top. Ill tell you - I was balls deep in him so fast that growlr app probably said we were negative 8 inches away from each other.
Hey, have you ever gone to a motel that is a little fancier and they have a pool and jacuzzi setup? You know how the water isn't quite hot enough to feel good and it's kind of slimy? That's exactly how my dick felt at that moment.
So thank you technology for letting me know finding people to have sex with on the middle of a weekday is a bad idea.
Maybe the bear man sat down on his dick, while Wiicast was laying down with his back on the bed, and then rode him like a wild and horny horse.wait... how could you be balls deep in him when he was the top?
You must really be parched.PS my ad also had a response from a 42 year old hooker who sent me a naked picture of herself (body actually looked pretty good, though her vagina was nasty). Maybe if I reply back to her she'll let me hide out at her place until this blows over.
Alright I had never heard of backpage before this thread.... how is this even up? How legit are these ads? This is blowing my mind.
Alright I had never heard of backpage before this thread.... how is this even up? How legit are these ads? This is blowing my mind.
CL is lame. Do you have a smartphone? When I found out my phone could find me sex, naturally i wanted in. I met him on that Growlr app. It's like a gay GPS system. You set your location, set your filters like daddies, silverdaddies, leather daddies (my favorite) and then Poof! (Pun intended) there's a list of guys you can fuck in your area. This is the fucking future! I set up a profile with a tasteful portrait I took with the front camera in my phone that I ran through a dozen editing apps on my phone because you know, you want to look good for all the other guys looking fir sex in their phone in the middle of the day on a tuesday. I instantly get a message from this guy MACK. He looked like Tom sellick and bill Goldberg rolled into one. we start to chat and decide to meet. Now this app is cool but the location tracking is a little off. For instance it said MACK was 4.6 miles from me when in reality it was more 11. The door opens and I see a more that slightly aged and expanded version of MACK from online. We get to talking. He's a bear, drives an 18 wheeler (meaning one of those kias powered by 18 hamsters on wheels) and works construction in the side (set decorator for the community theater). He leads me through the house to the bedroom. The usual bachelor pad. Tammy Fay commemorative plates lining the the hallway, cat smell, Caribbean mardi gras themed bathroom. He had a, and I'm serious, a very masculine four poster bed with billowing fabric. It actually turns out that one part of his profile was true. He was a total top I laid down, he threw a condom on ME and he hopped on top. Ill tell you - I was balls deep in him so fast that growlr app probably said we were negative 8 inches away from each other.
Hey, have you ever gone to a motel that is a little fancier and they have a pool and jacuzzi setup? You know how the water isn't quite hot enough to feel good and it's kind of slimy? That's exactly how my dick felt at that moment.
So thank you technology for letting me know finding people to have sex with on the middle of a weekday is a bad idea.
I'm the woman on Craigslist.
Put up an ad on Craigslist, "casual encounters". Didn't give out any personal info other than my age.
Got a response from someone who claims she's interested. Doesn't provide any info except what town she lives in.
Sent an email asking for her picture.
Got a much longer response. Says she's 23, we can meet at her house or a hotel, but she wants to meet me tonight first in public somewhere (which I can't do anyway).
Says she wants to speak but is too scared to give out her phone # (WTF? Huge red flag there). Links to her profile at some casual dating website. Profile says she's 26 (hmm...) Looks pretty good in her profile pic (though I can only see her face). Try viewing the rest of her pics but it says I have to sign up first. Signed up and tried viewing her pics again, says I need a paid membership to see them (yikes).
Now I'm really worried. Researched the site she linked me to, found a bunch of reviews saying it's a scam site. Apparently most, if not all, of the accounts there are fakes trying to lure people to the site and get them to sign up. A few lines in her second email make it seem like this is the case for her. On the other hand, I'm not sure why she would tell me where she lives and specify a meeting place if this was the case.
I was going to send a response pumping her for more information/demand her phone number, but reading through all of this, it's becoming pretty apparent that I should RUN LIKE HELL and never look back. On the other hand, I really want to get laid. What should I do?
PS my ad also had a response from a 42 year old hooker who sent me a naked picture of herself (body actually looked pretty good, though her vagina was nasty). Maybe if I reply back to her she'll let me hide out at her place until this blows over.
Have a wank.
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Well it's pretty true. A lot of stupid ideas goes away once you get your release.
wanna see the girl and the bitch.
Post pics, do it now!
Well it's pretty true. A lot of stupid ideas goes away once you get your release.
So backpage is legit? Does anyone here have any personal experience with it?
Well it's pretty true. A lot of stupid ideas goes away once you get your release.
never stop masturbatingthey come back though
Had a friend pick one up they went to a hotel. He bang her all night when he finished he left her without paying. The girl was banging too.
Had a friend pick one up they went to a hotel. He bang her all night when he finished he left her without paying. The girl was banging too.
Sounds fake, you have to pay beforehand with prostitutes.
Nah its Miami, usually you can do some exchange of drug for sex. They had a couple of drugs before.Sounds fake, you have to pay beforehand with prostitutes.
CL is lame. Do you have a smartphone? When I found out my phone could find me sex, naturally i wanted in. I met him on that Growlr app. It's like a gay GPS system. You set your location, set your filters like daddies, silverdaddies, leather daddies (my favorite) and then Poof! (Pun intended) there's a list of guys you can fuck in your area. This is the fucking future! I set up a profile with a tasteful portrait I took with the front camera in my phone that I ran through a dozen editing apps on my phone because you know, you want to look good for all the other guys looking fir sex in their phone in the middle of the day on a tuesday. I instantly get a message from this guy MACK. He looked like Tom sellick and bill Goldberg rolled into one. we start to chat and decide to meet. Now this app is cool but the location tracking is a little off. For instance it said MACK was 4.6 miles from me when in reality it was more 11. The door opens and I see a more that slightly aged and expanded version of MACK from online. We get to talking. He's a bear, drives an 18 wheeler (meaning one of those kias powered by 18 hamsters on wheels) and works construction in the side (set decorator for the community theater). He leads me through the house to the bedroom. The usual bachelor pad. Tammy Fay commemorative plates lining the the hallway, cat smell, Caribbean mardi gras themed bathroom. He had a, and I'm serious, a very masculine four poster bed with billowing fabric. It actually turns out that one part of his profile was true. He was a total top I laid down, he threw a condom on ME and he hopped on top. Ill tell you - I was balls deep in him so fast that growlr app probably said we were negative 8 inches away from each other.
Hey, have you ever gone to a motel that is a little fancier and they have a pool and jacuzzi setup? You know how the water isn't quite hot enough to feel good and it's kind of slimy? That's exactly how my dick felt at that moment.
So thank you technology for letting me know finding people to have sex with on the middle of a weekday is a bad idea.
You don't get to tell this story without giving us a name.I shagged a few girls from CL back in 2005-2006. A few were masters students at GWU. One, however, was the host of a Travel Channel tv show. She was gorgeous. We had fun for a few months, then she got assigned to a region and left.
Good times.
You don't get to tell this story without giving us a name.
She is absolutely on the Travel Channel's page re: hosts/staff.
Samantha Brown?
Samantha Brown?
not her. cant/wont answer. just wanted to make the point that CL is a real roll of the dice. good times.
not her. cant/wont answer. just wanted to make the point that CL is a real roll of the dice. good times.
Says she wants to speak but is too scared to give out her phone # (WTF? Huge red flag there).
Alright I had never heard of backpage before this thread.... how is this even up? How legit are these ads? This is blowing my mind.