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[Blitzrules240]

Holy shit 😂

 

[Aselith]

What is scarier: Dan with a gun or Jeff with a knife?

Abby with an armful of cats

 

[Infinite Justice]

holy crap brand siren indeed.

 

[BreezyLimbo]

I shot a Glock 19 once.

Spoiler

No, I didn't hold it sideways.

Ive shot a Magnum, some semi auto pistol, and an HK5.

 

[Piston Hyundai]

I shot a Glock 19 once.

Spoiler

No, I didn't hold it sideways.

one time I almost got pulled over in my friend's car while it had a trunk full of guns

Spoiler

they ended up pulling over the minorities in front of us

 

[daveo42]

For me it was just a lot of retreaded stuff I already knew but that's to be expected.
I was in the middle of it, having been playing since the 1.0 Beta.
I did like Yoshi-P admitting that Squares terrible effort during the PS3 era was due to massive ego.

I remember the first month of 1.0, trying my best to enjoy what they put out and ignoring its flaws till I lost the will to even login. Again, for me the doc was all nostalgia.

 

[Wunder]

one time I almost got pulled over in my friend's car while it had a trunk full of guns

Spoiler

they ended up pulling over the minorities in front of us

I take back everything I said about you

Spoiler

please dont shoot me

 

[Teddified]

haha great job

 

[TraBuch]

Yo. I want a milkshake. What's the best fast food shake?

 

[BreezyLimbo]

I take back everything I said about you

Spoiler

please dont shoot me

Oh yeah

Well I got pulled over while holding a rifle, pistol, while my friend was about to shoot a composite bow across the street

Spoiler

We were on the way to his car to put away the arsenal. Also it was BB rifle and pistol. We got away scot free. We're both minorities.

 

[Wunder]

Oh yeah

Well I got pulled over while holding a rifle, pistol, while my friend was about to shoot a composite bow across the street

Spoiler

We were on the way to his car to put away the arsenal. Also it was BB rifle and pistol. We got away scot free. We're both minorities.

everyone in this thread is great

I love everyone

Spoiler

no one shoot me

 

[MG310]

tacorainmaker.gif

Beast content was so damn good this week.

 

[AlephAlpha]

Fun fact about one of the new hires:

In his younger years, Ben Pack used to play guitar and sing in a hardly known punk band

 

[NumberThree]

Yeah, I'm not trying to shame them or anything, but I didn't fully follow GB back then so I was curious if they had a big change like Patrick joining them that toned it all down.

Besides, not like the email will get picked up

I think something like that would be more fitting for a Jar Time, you could expand it to cover the change in tone over Jeff's career or something. So go send Jeff a PM!

 

[Fantastapotamus]

I am legally not allowed to own or shoot a gun for I think 2 more years because I chose community service over the Austrian army. I hope I'll survive somehow in the crime ridden hell that is Styria.

 

[OdysseusVA]

I once strangled a man

 

[oti]

I've never held a gun in my hands because WHY WOULD I EVER WANT TO HOLD A GUN IN MY HANDS WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU.

 

[daveo42]

I've shot a rifle before and held a .357 before. I'd love to go out to a gun range and shoot stuff. Like the .50 cal sniper rifle. That'd be awesome.

 

[TraBuch]

The last time I held a gun, bad things happened, so yeah, I'm not allowed to hold a gun anymore.

 

[Aselith]

Yo. I want a milkshake. What's the best fast food shake?

Chick Fil A Peach Milkshake

 

[Salarians]

Yo. I want a milkshake. What's the best fast food shake?

ask that duck everyone loves

I've never held a gun in my hands because WHY WOULD I EVER WANT TO HOLD A GUN IN MY HANDS WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU.

this tbh

last time I had to speak to a police officer, just seeing their gun in their holster made me incredibly anxious and uncomfortable

 

[Fantastapotamus]

I've never held a gun in my hands because WHY WOULD I EVER WANT TO HOLD A GUN IN MY HANDS WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU.

I once shot a bow, does that count.
That's like a gun but for cool people, right?

 

[TraBuch]

Chick Fil A Peach Milkshake

Is that a regular menu item? Huh. I always thought it was some limited time thing.

 

[daveo42]

Yo. I want a milkshake. What's the best fast food shake?

Man...a milkshake sounds so good. Diets suck.

 

[Fantastapotamus]

Man...a milkshake sounds so good. Diets suck.

Yeah...
I was feeling good today so I thought "Whatever, I'm gonna treat myself and buy some strawberries"
Well, that didn't end well

 

[Han Seoul-Oh]

Guns are fun to shoot. I've shot bb guns, pistols and a shotgun.

 

[patapuf]

I am legally not allowed to own or shoot a gun for I think 2 more years because I chose community service over the Austrian army. I hope I'll survive somehow in the crime ridden hell that is Styria.

Sometimes i wish i had done this. Shooting an AR gets old quickly. Especially when you have to do it every year unless you want to pay a fine.

 

[Kassu]

I am legally not allowed to own or shoot a gun for I think 2 more years because I chose community service over the Austrian army. I hope I'll survive somehow in the crime ridden hell that is Styria.

I actually had to stop my military service in Finnish army because shooting a rifle was too much for me mentally. Guess I didn't play enough Battlefield or something

 

[Joeku]

So I'm watching the Fidelio Incedent QL and I had no idea cell phones could still produce that kind of audio interference. That's crazy.

Also I bet shooting guns is super fun.

 

[Piston Hyundai]

Also I bet shooting guns is super fun.

it totally is

 

[daveo42]

Yeah...
I was feeling good today so I thought "Whatever, I'm gonna treat myself and buy some strawberries"
Well, that didn't end well

Yeah, I tend to binge a bit hard when it comes to fast food and sweets. So it's better to avoid all together.

 

[Kaizer]

We've reached peak Ryckert. BAH GAWD SOMEONE STOP THIS MAN!

 

[CypherSignal]

I've never held a gun in my hands because WHY WOULD I EVER WANT TO HOLD A GUN IN MY HANDS WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU.

Shooting clay pigeons is pretty dang fun.

 

[Dangansona]

I've never held a gun in my hands because WHY WOULD I EVER WANT TO HOLD A GUN IN MY HANDS WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU.

Typical German response! My gf doesn't even like it when I play games where you shoot people. I also remember Jan Bommerman (sp) coming to America and watching him handle a gun for the first time.

Personally I would rather we not have them, but they can be alright to shoot.

 

[SatelliteOfLove]

...Dan has a minigun

https://twitter.com/DanRyckert/status/878711588525453312

WTF @ the Paul yelp

I mean, forget what Dans doing, something much more interesting is afoot.

 

[Santar]

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[darkwing-buck]

Shooting guns at a range is fun.

I shot a Glock one time, was pretty cool but I did get blisters from loading the magazines.

 

[Wunder]

.

VERY GOOD

 

[Blitzrules240]

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Oh I think I'm enjoying these memes.

 

[Meneses]

I was not ready for that beastcast email section.

 

[daveo42]

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I should hire him to fight for ownership of the moon. I've got a receipt.

 

[Blitzrules240]

Vinny trolling Abby.

Fucking lol

Edit: I didn't even know Vinny had audio modifiers lmao.

 

[Sleeping Lesson]

Friday the 13th seems like such a fun concept for a game. I hope they can tighten it up, and that GB will play more of it.

 

[Karspankey]

Man, Hitman is such a good game. I've been playing allll the way since the NDA'd Alpha and I still play it regularly. If I could go back and play a game for the first time again, it'd be this one since I played with full opportunity tracking. I can't play without all the hints now since I know everything about anything :/

 

[Dangansona]

After playing the free training missions I went ahead and bought Hitman on sale. Do you guys have any tips for getting the most out of the game? And what GB video should I watch first?

 

[Karspankey]

After playing the free training missions I went ahead and bought Hitman on sale. Do you guys have any tips for getting the most out of the game? And what GB video should I watch first?

Lol, what timing; your post and mine. I would suggest turning off as many hints as you feel comfortable with. The game as is just sort of holds your hand if you start tracking opportunities and what not.

 

[Blitzrules240]

After playing the free training missions I went ahead and bought Hitman on sale. Do you guys have any tips for getting the most out of the game? And what GB video should I watch first?

Do all the opportunities, they're all pretty satisfying kills. As for Giant Bomb content, Dan and Brad's QLs and the one Elusive target they did with IO was great. And of course, you need to watch Dan and Brad try to eliminate Gary Busey (I shit you not).

 

[Han Seoul-Oh]

Don't forget to watch the Hitmas video where Dan, Brad, Jeff, and Vinny play by Mexico rules.

 

[forknknife]

This is exactly how I pictured Dan with a giant machine gun.

I'd crap my pants

 

[Blitzrules240]

Don't forget to watch the Hitmas video where Dan, Brad, Jeff, and Vinny play by Mexico rules.

Shit, how could I forget the GOAT.