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[RBH]

Yea...she left before a chance to talk to her. It's my fault for asking gaf, I just get stuck with conversation starters. I over think the situation too much, this is the second time I've done this where the girl constantly looks at me.

Mark my words this'll be the last time I do this, I'm just gonna go for it now on. Id rather at least try and look dumb than not try and look dumb.

lol

 

[Dynamite Ringo Matsuri]

Yea...she left before a chance to talk to her. It's my fault for asking gaf, I just get stuck with conversation starters. I over think the situation too much, this is the second time I've done this where the girl constantly looks at me.

Mark my words this'll be the last time I do this, I'm just gonna go for it now on. Id rather at least try and look dumb than not try and look dumb.

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/creepy.png

 

[TheKaeptain]

That depends OP. Is it a free clinic and are you there to ask him about the warts?

 

[Desperado]

We have a thread for these kinds of things. Join us.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=459177

EDIT: Sorry, I see you did post there. Never mind.

 

[CrankyJay]

Report back when you get her number.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

Report back when you get her number.

You gotta read the thread man.

 

[Bleepey]

I'm at the doctors office right now and there's his girl who's made eye contact with me a few times, would it be weird to ask her out?

I mean considering the setting.

I asked out a girl in a STI clinic, just say hi. I also regretted not asking out a girl who was trading glances with me on the train constantly.That will haunt me to my death bed, because I thought she was cute, she thought I was cute but I had an exam and during wanna waste 5 minutes chatting to her to get her number. She got off one stop before me and waved goodbye to me as shelter and I almost screamed out wait! the guy sitting next to me asked me why I was a wimp and I told him I had an exam and I wanted to be focused.

 

[Iadien]

Just go talk to her, if she says no, I promise she is not the last female on earth.

Yea...she left before a chance to talk to her. It's my fault for asking gaf, I just get stuck with conversation starters. I over think the situation too much, this is the second time I've done this where the girl constantly looks at me.

Mark my words this'll be the last time I do this, I'm just gonna go for it now on. Id rather at least try and look dumb than not try and look dumb.

dammit.

 

[dondarm]

Yea...she left before a chance to talk to her. It's my fault for asking gaf, I just get stuck with conversation starters. I over think the situation too much, this is the second time I've done this where the girl constantly looks at me.

Mark my words this'll be the last time I do this, I'm just gonna go for it now on. Id rather at least try and look dumb than not try and look dumb.

Spoiler

Great, now I can't unsee the huge fucking boner

 

[SeriousApes]

I was GAF Man a couple of days ago. In my defense, she looked a bit young. As in she could still be in high school. It gets hard to tell at my age.

 

[Hey You]

EDIT: It reminds me of the Gaffer who posted in the Dating-Age thread while in the bathroom asking for advice in the middle of the damn date (Anastacio is the Gaffer in question)! People were telling him to get the hell off and get back into the date.

Wow lol. Link?

 

[Minion101]

Yea...she left before a chance to talk to her. It's my fault for asking gaf, I just get stuck with conversation starters. I over think the situation too much, this is the second time I've done this where the girl constantly looks at me.

Mark my words this'll be the last time I do this, I'm just gonna go for it now on. Id rather at least try and look dumb than not try and look dumb.

Maybe she was wondering why you kept looking at her.

 

[CrankyJay]

You gotta read the thread man.

Dammit...she left. Should have chased her.

 

[Dr.Acula]

I think asking out a stranger in a doctor's office might be a tad inappropriate.

 

[abuC]

Just saw some dude get shot down, beautiful Puerto Rican woman came into the restaurant I'm at, the dude was sitting outside and followed her in. Waited for her to start leaving then tried to talk to her, she hit him with the Barry Sanders juke, smiled and kept moving.

 

[Jhoan]

Wow lol. Link?

*looks at post history in the thread* He edited his posts, but it was definitely true. Unless I overlooked the post in question. It was pretty funny.

Yea...she left before a chance to talk to her. It's my fault for asking gaf, I just get stuck with conversation starters. I over think the situation too much, this is the second time I've done this where the girl constantly looks at me.

Mark my words this'll be the last time I do this, I'm just gonna go for it now on. Id rather at least try and look dumb than not try and look dumb.

 

[Twilight Princess]

stalk her first

 

[NaturalHigh]

Tell her about your STD.

Fixed.

 

[Devolution]

I think asking out a stranger in a doctor's office might be a tad inappropriate.

Yeah talk about awkward especially if she's there for a an examination or a pap smear.

 

[Yami]

Put it this way, if you marry her how's the 'how we met' story gonna sound?

Awkward talk at the doctor's office? "so uh.. what are you here for?"

Nuh uh. Smang a nurse instead.

 

[True Underdog]

Yeah talk about awkward especially if she's there for a an examination or a pap smear.

Sounds like a great conversation starter.

 

[empty vessel]

Ask her if she comes here often.

 

[Ken Masters]

Yea...she left before a chance to talk to her.

you were being the quintessential beta male, of course she wasn't to sit around waiting for debating on a forum



and I need to ask you a question, are you an attractive male? because cold approaching a girl, unless you're a good looking male, will almost always lead to an uncomfortable shut down

 

[Devolution]

Sounds like a great conversation starter.

"Just getting my annual vaginal car jack session."

 

[Bay Maximus]

Ask her what she's there for first.

Edit: Just saw the update. Follow her home and knock on the door. Tell her you intended on talking to her at the doc's office but you had to confirm with the doc that she didn't have the Herp first.

 

[Devolution]

Ask her what she's there for first.

Probably has a rash that wont go away.

 

[Binabik15]

Say these...

Hey baby, wanna play with my corpus cavernosum?

The pee pee one or the butt one?

Because straight up asking a stranger for ass play might be considered a bit much.

 

[Tex117]

If you KNOW she was looking at you a few times...Just walk over and say something like "Geesh, I hate waiting in doctor's offices...I get really bored..." Let her respond...and you can read if she wants you to talk to her or not. If she does, introduce yourself and have a seat. start talking. If not, grab a copy of Sports Illustrated off the table and bury your face in it till a nurse calls your name.

Done and Done.

 

[therapist]

Mutter to yourself in a way she could hear you 'man I hope the doctor says penis reduction surgery is available'

lol

 

[Vermillion]

"How you doin'?" Never fails.

 

[Yami]

"How you doin'?" Never fails.

Joey style?

"How you doin'?"

Muchhhh better.

 

[lethial]

I can't believe you're asking a forum this. Jesus christ just get off your dumpy ass and talk to her.

 

[OriginofHysteria]

She could be a GAF-er too. Comes in and posts 'some dick wouldn't talk to me although I gave him all the obvious signs'.

 

[LosDaddie]

Talk to her, not us.

I'm not a "1ST POST WINS /THREAD" kind of GAFer, but damn, Solo nailed it.

Why the hell is the OP's first reaction to a girl looking at him to make a thread on GAF? The OP even made a post in Dating-Age before creating this thread.

Just go talk to the girl AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE, and get the rejection over with. Don't waste time waiting to get GAF's guidance. :lol

 

[Esch]

I was GAF Man a couple of days ago. In my defense, she looked a bit young. As in she could still be in high school. It gets hard to tell at my age.

 

[Exr]

Quietly take a picture of her and post it on here so we can tell you if it's worth it.

 

[Air Zombie Meat]

Let this be a lesson to you. Next time you go to a doctors have a crown of sonnets prepped to hand over.

 

[Dynamite Ringo Matsuri]

Let this be a lesson to you. Next time you go to a doctors have a crown of sonnets prepped to hand over.

I prefer Shanadeus' method of handing out single roses to every woman I see, let's em know they're special. Failing that, it rubs the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose

 

[Sarye]

Wow lol. Link?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=37249879&postcount=1750
and
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=37254019&postcount=1774

is where the bathroom comment is but you really need to read the thread starting here

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=463965&page=35

I would summarize every messed up thing between him and his girl but this isn't really the thread for it.

 

[Devolution]

I just gotta say a bunch of dudes would look less like creeps if they'd just strike up a damn conversation instead of nervously fidgeting with themselves and staring at us. You think you're just glancing but you're always obvious and the fact that you won't say shit is what's creepy. Do I have something on my face? Did a bug get in my hair? WHAT?

 

[GrayFoxPL]

I just gotta say a bunch of dudes would look less like creeps if they'd just strike up a damn conversation instead of nervously fidgeting with themselves and staring at us. You think you're just glancing but you're always obvious and the fact that you won't say shit is what's creepy. Do I have something on my face? Did a bug get in my hair? WHAT?

Spider crawls into your ear.

 

[lethial]

I just gotta say a bunch of dudes would look less like creeps if they'd just strike up a damn conversation instead of nervously fidgeting with themselves and staring at us. You think you're just glancing but you're always obvious and the fact that you won't say shit is what's creepy. Do I have something on my face? Did a bug get in my hair? WHAT?

I'm a guy but THANK YOU.

 

[Dai101]

Probably has a rash that wont go away.

Devolution
ruining afternoons

 

[Deified Data]

It's always weird, OP. You'll know you've succeeded when you discover she doesn't care.

 

[Salmonax]

Next time just explain your plight and ask if she'll help replenish the wizard population.

 

[Vermillion]

I was GAF Man a couple of days ago. In my defense, she looked a bit young. As in she could still be in high school. It gets hard to tell at my age.

I know that feel. Especially because even I look younger than my age.

 

[Messypandas]

Ask her if she comes here often

 

[SpectreFire]

I know that feel.

I can never work up the courage to go up and talk to a girl I like in public. I've tried but there's always a mental roadblock stopping me.

Even drunk, it's like, "fuck, I can't do this".

Damn this overthinking!

 

[Incendiary]

If commercials are any indication, you just need to buy her a 20pc McNuggets.

 

[AzureSkies]

Put it this way, if you marry her how's the 'how we met' story gonna sound?

Awkward talk at the doctor's office? "so uh.. what are you here for?"

Nuh uh. Smang a nurse instead.

The best stories take 8 years and involve you being a 20 year old obsessed with wanting a wife and kids.