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BronzeWolf
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I'm amazed at how Einbroch actually completely and utterly engineered the situation he wanted to avoid.
That and he reminded me of myself when I was in my teens. "Issues with possession" and all that shit.
Also: Einbroch, don't hang out with dudes who look a million times better than you. In your case the best case scenario is that you'll develop inferiority issues. Worst case scenario: you know how attractive women usually have one ugly friend...
That and he reminded me of myself when I was in my teens. "Issues with possession" and all that shit.
Also: Einbroch, don't hang out with dudes who look a million times better than you. In your case the best case scenario is that you'll develop inferiority issues. Worst case scenario: you know how attractive women usually have one ugly friend...
BladeWorker
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hectorse said:
My first question is why the hell would you dip your pen in company ink?
But hec seems to have covered the rest of the issue nicely.
Hmm, I wonder if I'm better off that I have no "social proof" to try and use to manipulate a woman, and only have my own self to utilize?
Heh, at the very least I don't have to worry about any better looking acquaintances ever popping up.
Also yeah, she's a co-worker, hasn't anyone learned from this thread with numerous examples NEVER to do anything with co-workers?
Heh, at the very least I don't have to worry about any better looking acquaintances ever popping up.
Also yeah, she's a co-worker, hasn't anyone learned from this thread with numerous examples NEVER to do anything with co-workers?
Do not invite your friends if you know one of them is a pimp and you are gonna treat your girl like a little kid.
What if that is just what your girl is looking for. A guy who can fuck her and treat her so that she feels sexy and whatever. You like someone else mentioned pimped your friend out. Basically, in 90 % of all the cases it means she will go for that guy and not you. Since you fucking told her how awesome and interesting (dangerous
) he is.And you did not expect this to happen?
Let him fuck her, he obviously deserved it.
It sucks, i understand.
Lessons learn:
Do not invite a pimp, sexy good looking womanizer friend to your date with a girl you like.
Girls are human beings just like you, they make take their own decisions. Do not treat girls like as if they were stupid pets who you are supposed to guard from other guys. If a girl cannot or wont shun guys hitting on her, she is obviously not good for anything but fuck and dump.
I mean, if you know your girl would be like that if you went out with her and your womanizer friend, just dump her. A girl worthy to be your wife or girlfriend is not supposed to be a ticking bomb just waiting for a womanizer to lit her on fire. I do not get it, if a guy makes out with your girl or want to be girl, just leave her. She obviously is not the girl in your life.
Mr.Squirrel
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Combine said:wow, hec totally just gave bdizzle level of ownage right there. I was actually waiting for bd to come along and say something about that post. Oh well, hehe.
Man, some of you guys are such cool people.
Not sure what happened but good job hec :lol. I have a girl in my tub sippin on some hennessy getting ready to do some real inappropriate things with me I hope.
Wish me luck gaf, I think she swallows
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Read hec's post :lol
"Why? DO you have some kind of IPO on the dude's penis?"
:lol somehow I'm gonna find a way to use that in a conversation.
Mr.Squirrel
Tom
Hey Einbroch, I'm gonna give you some advice when I was in your position at one point in my life. Instead of being mad at your friend, take him out for a beer, and say "Hey, look. You're good with girls, and I'm not. Tell me what the fuck I'm doing wrong so I can get girls."
I would look at my brother, cousin, and other dudes I knew who couldn't stay outta pussy and try to emulate them. But in the process you're gonna have to be honest with yourself. The problem might be you're fat. If that's the case, get in shape. It might be the way you dress, if that's the case, buy some new clothes. It might be because you're just lame, if so work on your personality and take the advice he gives as gospel. But what you don't need to do is be mad at him for being him.
If what you're doing isn't giving you results, then you gotta switch up. Einstein said the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again, but expecting different results. Don't be crazy mayne, don't be crazy!
I would look at my brother, cousin, and other dudes I knew who couldn't stay outta pussy and try to emulate them. But in the process you're gonna have to be honest with yourself. The problem might be you're fat. If that's the case, get in shape. It might be the way you dress, if that's the case, buy some new clothes. It might be because you're just lame, if so work on your personality and take the advice he gives as gospel. But what you don't need to do is be mad at him for being him.
If what you're doing isn't giving you results, then you gotta switch up. Einstein said the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again, but expecting different results. Don't be crazy mayne, don't be crazy!
BronzeWolf
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You know, I was wondering why, for all things, that he does not have this guy show him the ropes on how to get girls since he's so damn good at it. I mean, I'm guessing a good portion of it can probably be attributed to the guy's looks from how he was described, but I would think he could perhaps help out, if he is a "friend" of any kind.bdizzle said:
If he refuses to help or makes fun of you, well then he's definitely not a friend at all and you should never hang out with him again. But then again, you may have already pissed him off with your behavior trying to tell him what he can't do.
And he totally whipped out a John Locke "I'm the BOSS!" response by going ahead and fucking her.
BronzeWolf
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Mr.Squirrel
Tom
Antagon said:
She's still in the tub and I'm on gaf waiting for her to come out. She said she's down for 3somes too. There will be an orgy in my future. Gaf.......I feel so proud to share this moment with you guys.
:lol I'm so fucking drunk off tequila right now
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hectorse said:
:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol DUDE DON'T TELL ON ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All my friends in relationships always want a play by play from me. My one friend was like you need start making videos man, I'm living vicariously through you right now.
EDIT 2: I would try to record it but I'm drunk and I'll probably forget to hit the record button. lol I'm drunk as hell, and I have the AC on 60 and I'm burning up right now. I love tequila too much, hope I'm not becoming an drunk
EDIT 3: Man why haven't anyone thought of a gaf chatroom? We need one man!!!!!!!!!! Real time posting! That shit would be fucking EPIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GHG
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bdizzle said:
He doesn't even need to if he's just looking to fuck. With women its all about the front.
Hell, I bet in his idiocy he even told her he posts on GAF while his friend is running game telling her how amazing he is even though he's really just as insecure as the next guy :lol .
Oh GAF, you sure know how to make me feel better!
I'm over it, but I appreciate the insults. I know behind the hurtful words is wisdom. Trust me, I am working on it. I'm fairly confident, not as much as some of the guys in this thread, but I am overweight. This summer, thus far, I have lost six pounds. Might not sound like a lot, but I've weighed above 270 for four years, and simply breaking 270 makes me feel damn good about myself. Still a lot of work to do, but I am seriously trying. I think my look is in decent shape as well. Had to get a haircut last week for an interview, so while it may not be the most attractive hairstyle, it's clean and professional.
I've had two one-night stands, and that's not what I'm looking for right now. They're fun, well, ONE was, but I'm looking for something more substantial.
Again, thanks guys, and no, I'm not gay. :lol
I'm over it, but I appreciate the insults. I know behind the hurtful words is wisdom. Trust me, I am working on it. I'm fairly confident, not as much as some of the guys in this thread, but I am overweight. This summer, thus far, I have lost six pounds. Might not sound like a lot, but I've weighed above 270 for four years, and simply breaking 270 makes me feel damn good about myself. Still a lot of work to do, but I am seriously trying. I think my look is in decent shape as well. Had to get a haircut last week for an interview, so while it may not be the most attractive hairstyle, it's clean and professional.
I've had two one-night stands, and that's not what I'm looking for right now. They're fun, well, ONE was, but I'm looking for something more substantial.
Again, thanks guys, and no, I'm not gay. :lol
RapidCancel said:
If you want to talk with her then talk with her. If you don't then don't. Simple as that.
Einbroch said:
Shake. My. Fucking. Head.
There's so much wrong in this post I don't even know where to begin
You should make nice with this womanizer roommate of yours and get tips ASAP.
I got cocked blocked pretty hard last night. I was at a nice bar and was contemplating on what to order from their large selection when a cute red head next to me starts giving me some suggestions. She points out the drink she just had. I asked of she had any other drinks from the menu. She points out like 7 other drinks. I tease her and tell her it's not good to drink all of that in one night which got a chuckle.
Then we chatted for a few minutes until "kerplunk!" Her huge blonde friend just sits her fat ass inbetween us. No "Excuse me." No "Hello." No nothing. I just stared at her thinking "Are you serious?" Unfortunately, I was too lazy to pursue it and left it at that. :|
Then we chatted for a few minutes until "kerplunk!" Her huge blonde friend just sits her fat ass inbetween us. No "Excuse me." No "Hello." No nothing. I just stared at her thinking "Are you serious?" Unfortunately, I was too lazy to pursue it and left it at that. :|
Mr.Squirrel
Tom
Lol happens to the best of us man. Only thing you can do is next time give yourself 3 min max to attack and get/give a number.y2dvd said:
Mr.Squirrel
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Fuck the facts combine, you gotta stop downing yourself man. Lie to yourself of need be. Just get outta the mindset that you're not awesome.Combine said:
No more negative talk man or I swear to god I'll find you and literally kick the shit outta you (yes, fucking feces will fly!)
Mr.Squirrel
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You don't need luck, she already wants you. Be bold man, you can wear the pussy put the first night if you want to. Just remember you're running shit.whitehawk said:And I have a date this friday with a very good looking girlApparently she's been asking my friend to hook us up for a while, but he just told me this 2 days ago >_> Wish me luck.
Think about, she's asking to get with you. All you gotta do is sit back, be fly, and let Her understand that you're quite probably the most incredible motherfucka shell ever meet in her entire life.
Mr.Squirrel
Tom
The best advice I can give is look at the facts. She's been asking someone to hook you up for a while. Think about it, if you were asking someone to hook you up with a girl for a while what would that mean? That'd mean you really really like her. And that's exactly how she feels about you.whitehawk said:
Also remember women aren't that different than men in a lot of ways. The same way you know if you wanna fuck a girl seconds within meeting, girls know the same thing. So if she's been asking to get with you for a while, more than like she's thought about getting with you too. Like I said, just understand how awesome you are that a girl is trying to get with you! LOL I don't even remember the last time that happened with me
GHG said:
Uhh, his roommate most certainly did do something wrong. No ifs, ands, or buts about it. I agree the poster should have asserted himself (especially afetr he saw it developing), but that's not only cockblocking of the highest order, it's completely disrespectful of someone whom you should at least have a casual friendship with.
I have never cockblocked anyone in my life, and will purposely go out of my way to NOT do so (e.g., if a girl is showing clear interest in me but I know a friend or even an acquaintance has his eye on her and was talking to her, I will remove myself from the convo or play up my friend or swing the convo back to something they're good at or something they like to do etc.). I'll never understand people who cockblock; it's ridiculous. There are enough girls to go around for everyone.
EDIT: I definitely agree that he shouldn't have said anything at all to the girl prior to the meet-up (it reeks of insecurity, and primed the pump for this dude to work his magic imo); he also could have approached his roomie differently and/or been more assertive during the meet-up, but his request wasn't outrageous in and of itself unless it was phrased aggressively or insultingly (e.g. "you're a piece of shit, stay away from my girl"). I do agree that a truly confident person would never need to have that convo to begin with, however (I can't imagine ever making such a request of anyone personally). Word to the wise, Einbroch.
Mr.Squirrel
Tom
Guess it depends on the guys. Me and cuz used to go after the same chicks, just to see who's game was tighter. We never got mad at each other, if he won I'd tip my hat to his flyness and if I'd win he'd pop his colla to me awesomeness.Loki said:
Still remember the girl from across the street he got. She was SUPER sexy.......smh
Ok so there's this girl that seems to want me to be her boyfriend, she's been hinting at it. But she has this off and on thing with her ex-boyfriend that I know about. I'm worried she just wants me right now because he doesn't want her, even though she has told me she's the one cutting him out of her life. Once he comes back what happens to me?
I have a lot of issues with myself that I'm also dealing with. I don't have many friends, a couple really close friends, but have been working at getting more friends I can do stuff with. In the past my life has been kind of shit (due to various health issues), but my life has also been improving. Been a pretty dramatic change comparing my past couple years to these past months.
I'm just worried if this girl finds out what I really do with my life in the past (aka nothing) she'll think I'm boring. Even though I've been working on getting more hobbies and interests. She also seems really needy sometimes and would want to know what I'm doing every second of the day. I don't like lieing to people so I don't know what to do...
I just feel like if I don't go for it, I'll regret it as some sort of missed opportunity.
I have a lot of issues with myself that I'm also dealing with. I don't have many friends, a couple really close friends, but have been working at getting more friends I can do stuff with. In the past my life has been kind of shit (due to various health issues), but my life has also been improving. Been a pretty dramatic change comparing my past couple years to these past months.
I'm just worried if this girl finds out what I really do with my life in the past (aka nothing) she'll think I'm boring. Even though I've been working on getting more hobbies and interests. She also seems really needy sometimes and would want to know what I'm doing every second of the day. I don't like lieing to people so I don't know what to do...
I just feel like if I don't go for it, I'll regret it as some sort of missed opportunity.
Mr.Squirrel
Tom
Never go into a relationship knowing you're not ready for a relationship. Id recommend you keep working on you and making yourself the best version of you possibly can.Dipper145 said:
Then when you're happy on the inside, you can make someone else happy.
Guts Of Thor
Thorax of Odin
Quick question, what does it mean when a girl is wearing a ring on the middle finger of her right hand?
BladeWorker
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Well, regardless of whether you get with this girl, start doing stuff with your life. You'll be happier for it, and you might even gain some friends.Dipper145 said:
Also, you will never be happy in a relationship if you think you're someone's plan B. I would venture to say that you would be happier single, if this thought were on your mind. In your situation, I'd make it clear that if you're going to be together, it can't be some half-assed shit. In or out.
If she's out, congratulate yourself that you had the self-respect to make her take it or leave it. And if she's in, then you take it one step at a time.
BladeWorker
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Guts Of Thor said:
...that she likes accessories? The only way you know for sure is to ask. Rings can have lots (ie engagement) or no (ie it looked pretty!) meaning at all.
BronzeWolf
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Barrage
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hectorse said:
I disagree, but only because apparently he got his ass beat by his roomie. How the fuck can you go out shining when your Wingman has whomp whomped you?
Don't drink with that dude. Find somebody else or ride solo. You don't need added pressure by feeling like you in this motherfucker's shadow.
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Guts Of Thor said:
Don't go there. For all you and Google know it's some secret occult sign that she's a lesbian or only fucks midgets or something.
God forbid a girl just likes wearing jewellery.
Though funnily enough I knew a girl in Korea who did the whole "gold ring on her thumb" because she was a lesbian. But that's more because Korea's lagging 30 years behind when it comes to equality than anything else.
practice02
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Yeah so last night this girl that i've hung around with a few times flipped out on me because she saw me with a girl i was out on a date with she then called me a man child via text. i need no advice im just pissed.
Mr.Squirrel
Tom
Kill her, dispose of the murder weapon, then frame someone else and keep the reward money. That's the only rational response to this situation.practice02 said:
It's funny, I really really wasn't in the usual mindset of downing myself at the time I commented like that. I was actually in a chipper mood from my family BBQ and again, tried to make a joke. Clearly I have problems with that, lol.bdizzle said:
btw bd, what ever happened with that girl in the tub? You were pretty damn hammered at the time when you were posting that, lol.
Mr.Squirrel
Tom
I represented for all gaffers across the globe lol. I want to reitterate something for all the dudes in this thread who think being nerdy is a bad thing. When the girl was at my place she saw the final fantasy wall scrolls I had on my bedroom wall. She saw the street fighter iv wall scroll on my bedroom wall. She saw all my video game stuff, my super Mario bros pajama pants, heard the SMB ringtone on my phone, even commented on how it's apparrent how much I love video games. She saw all my books, my certification plaques, and I told her how much I love computers. And guess what? She still likes me. If you guys would just accept yourselves for who you are, and not wear your "nerdiness" as a badge of shame, neither will the women in your life. It'll just be one of those things that they like about you.Combine said:
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